The Real Danger of Tobacco Legislation
The House passed a bill regulating tobacco. I've been warning against this for years. Sure, there'll be some good done... but imagine the long-term consequences...
If we all quit smoking...
We'd all gain weight...
That would shift power to the potato chip lobby...
Then we'd have to deal with their corruption...
CUT TO: INTERIOR SENATE CHAMBERS - Potato Chip Executive Testimony
THE SENIOR SENATOR FROM MASSACHUSETTS - leaning into microphone, brandishing documents...
"Mr. Pringle, you claim your product's not addictive, but didn't you sign this memo: 'Once you pop, you can't stop'?"
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dont minimize it... its a civil liberties issue. How dare the government continue to tell us what we can put in our bodies? If we are forced to live with industrial waste everyday the least they can do is let us have a cigarette. See the incongruity?
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