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Three-Card Romney

Posted: 10/08/2012 6:57 pm

Mitt Romney's foreign policy speech today was the best evidence to date that the Republican campaign for the White House has become a back alley game of Three-Card Romney: a short con that pretends to serve the interests of America, while in fact serving only the interests of the campaign.

Less than one month ago, the media was on fire with a video of Mitt Romney explaining to a room of high-dollar donors exactly what the Romney Doctrine on Middle East policy would be: "We have a potentially volatile situation but we sort of live with it, and we kick the ball down the field and hope that ultimately, somehow, something will happen and resolve it."

This clip from the now infamous 47 Percent Video depicted Romney explaining to the audience that the situation in the Middle East was hopeless because Palestinians do not really want peace and that his foreign policy approach would be to wait until something happened.

Sit back, watch, mouth some platitudes about Democracy.

That was the short con last month.

Did anybody notice when Mitt Romney said he would kick the ball on the question of a Palestinian state? Nobody noticed, except, maybe... everybody on Earth.

Ah, but that does not matter to the Romney campaign. All that matters is that they con the mark standing directly in front of them at the moment.

And so, "we kick the ball" was the Romney Doctrine as of mid-September 2012. Now, the Romney campaign moves to a new alley behind a different bus station, in search of a different mark.

The early October version of Mitt Romney has switched its pitch. Passivity is no longer his approach to foreign policy. In fact, "passivity" is now his critique of President Obama.

Hey, kid -- you from Virginia? Wanna make a quick buck? Keep your eye on the cards. Keep your on the Romney.

Today, to an audience at VMI, Romney unloaded his latest version of Middle East foreign policy, tweaked this time to catch voters in the last swing states in play:

I will recommit America to the goal of a democratic, prosperous Palestinian state living side by side in peace and security with the Jewish state of Israel. On this vital issue, the president has failed, and what should be a negotiation process has devolved into a series of heated disputes at the United Nations. In this old conflict, as in every challenge we face in the Middle East, only a new president will bring the chance to begin anew.

"We Kick the Ball" on a Palestinian state? Buh-bye, kid -- don't let the door hit you on the way out. "I will recommit" to a Palestinian state? Well, hello, sailor -- come on up, l'll show you my Etch A Sketch.

What's amazing, here, is not just Romney's total reversal from statements that were caught on video and studied by the entire planet less than a month ago, but the fact that Romney does not seem to think that anyone will notice this switch-a-roo.

Speech to a group of fancy donors? "We kick the ball." Speech to military industry families in Virginia? "Build more ships -- expand the navy -- spend a trillion dollars!"

Can the short con work? It might, especially when its backed up by the long con of FOX News and Clear Channel barking on every corner in America, and the final 72-hour closing con of Karl Rove.

And just imagine if Romney does win in November and he takes up the mantle of commander-in-chief after barking different foreign policy positions to different marks for the duration of the campaign. What a world of confusion that will create.

Ah, but Mitt Romney will just shuffle the deck and call that confusion "leadership" or maybe "strength."

Step right up! Keep your eye on the Romney. Place your bets. Follow the Romney -- follow it if you can.

 

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02:49 PM on 10/09/2012
Romney's right we do keep kicking the ball down the field. Thats why Obama has to go. It's a poor policy.
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11:32 AM on 10/10/2012
Because of course etch-a-sketching is such a great, more preferable and effective foreign policy approach. Keep the whole world confused over and distrustful of anything said by our leader. Other nations will have total confidence in any commitments we make, eh?
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05:48 PM on 10/10/2012
THATS WHY OBAMA HAS TO GO.
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walkthewalk
Watch what people do, not what they say
12:13 PM on 10/09/2012
This article is absolutely on point. When we heard Mitt Romney announce at CPAC that he had been a severely conservative governor of Massachusetts, he should have said that he was running a severe con game on the American people.
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joefrom de
"The road to success is always under construction.
10:31 AM on 10/09/2012
Mitt has learned a valuable lesson from the debates. He basically can say anything even if it refutes a statement he made weeks or months ago and many voters will buy the con. He can also move his "serious conservative' mantle to a "moderate conservative" in the space of 24 hours and get even more traction. This is shaping up as an election that is not based on whether or not the voter thinks that Obama has done either a good or bad job as President but rather whether they think that a candidate has lied or told the truth. The actual truth can be fact checked but that would be too easy for many so the words that come out of Mitt's mouth are taken as gospel.
09:26 AM on 10/09/2012
I used to have respect for Mormons, but watching Mitt Romney has really changed my opinion of them writ large. Even his republican fellows, Gingrich, Santorum, and Perry demanded that he release his taxes. Newt even called him a "liar", not to his face but on network television. Yikes, that a man like this is the candidate of the religious party speaks volumes.
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08:40 AM on 10/09/2012
Its hard for me to believe how gullible we Americans have become but the evidence proves it.
We don't use our brains to think through what is said or proven to be right or wrong. As the writer said, last month from the fun raising video, Mittens was kicking the can down the road when dealing with the Palestinians. Did that suddenly get erased by the biggest snow job of the century old Mitt pulled off in the debate? Now he can say and do anything with a wink and a nod and us gullible voters will ignore years of evidence and believe the con. The prisons in this country are full of convicts that will swear they are not guilty of any crime. They should all study Mittens methods. They would be out in no time.
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IOKIYANO
09:12 AM on 10/09/2012
That we are gullible is illustrated in the polls swing after the debate, which Romney won strictly on style and without any substance whatever. We don't even realize that he Etch-a-Sketched about 20 of his primary positions.
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08:32 AM on 10/09/2012
This artical is not true
09:19 AM on 10/09/2012
could you please itemize the "what" items are not "true" about the article?
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01:12 PM on 10/09/2012
Kick the ball down the field: He was talking about the present Obama policy. he never once said that was his policy.
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sammybuddy
09:57 AM on 10/09/2012
This article is absolutely true......these are Mitt's own words!
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08:30 AM on 10/09/2012
Kick the ball down the field was in reference to OMAMAS POLICY not his.
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Ed Fuquay
11:00 AM on 10/09/2012
Oh really? That's no what it sounded like. Mitt said it and he owns it!
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Peter Leary
So long and thanks for all the fish.
08:30 AM on 10/09/2012
This can't be happening...
07:31 AM on 10/09/2012
lets face facts romney not very wrongly is counting on the fact the he con 51% of the people to vote for him and just like bush he might actually pull it off *shuuders*
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08:34 AM on 10/09/2012
this artical not true
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IOKIYANO
09:13 AM on 10/09/2012
What is true is that you can't spell simple words, which is a common indicator of one who doesn't read much and hasn't got a lot of material to think with. So thanks for sharing.
06:48 AM on 10/09/2012
The combined land size of Arab countries is 650 times the size of Israel -- i.e., Israel is the size of New Jersey, and the Arab countries are the size of the United States, all of Central America, and Mexico combined. * Arab dictators control 13,486,861 Square Kilometers in the Middle East, and Israel controls 20,770 (Palestinefacts.org) * The Population of Israel is roughly 6 Million, compared to the Population of 300 Million living in the surrounding Arab countries What exactly are the 'Palestinians' suppose to gain in reality by having their own state - are they going to achieve something that their 300 million brethren have failed to achieve over the last one hundred years. In the event of the creation of a Palestinian state; once the initial euphoria has died down and they come to the sinking realization that the new flag and president have not been able to resolve the unemployment; health; education and corruption issues, then they will do what all their neighbors, Zimbabweans, Turks, and all other third world nations dream of doing - settling in Europe!...
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MarcEdward
likes all cats more than most people
08:46 AM on 10/09/2012
Off topic
11:17 AM on 10/09/2012
Completely on topic. That is why a Palestinian state is bound to fail even if it is established. The Palestinians gain nothing and the Israelis get to have a terrorist state on its border that wishes to destroy them. No candidate should hinge their foreign policy on the creation of a Palestinian state.
06:28 AM on 10/09/2012
Mitt Romney. I hate the man. He is a pure phony with the potential power to ruin us once again, as Bush did.
09:22 AM on 10/09/2012
and Obama is not?
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sammybuddy
10:02 AM on 10/09/2012
Obama is not. The modern Republicans however, seem determined to ruin America and its global reputation.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
05:49 AM on 10/09/2012
Mitt's going to having y'all play 52 card pickup, and then he'll cut your hair.
05:29 AM on 10/09/2012
I like it. But I need to barrow 3 more sets of eyes. This fellow is really cunning person,
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
05:49 AM on 10/09/2012
Just don't play. Who knows what's still up his sleeve.
06:07 AM on 10/09/2012
If we do not play still he wins the prize. The Presidency. ... And America, can not afford.. We do not need Bush 3 on steroid.
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nofir2
04:20 AM on 10/09/2012
Gives new meaning to "Wind of change", where all that is left are dreams

Listening to the wind of change
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow share their dreams
With you and me
Take me to the magic of the moment
On a glory night
Where the children of tomorrow dream away
in the wind of change
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Joseph LeCompte
The USA isnt broke.It was robbed.
03:56 AM on 10/09/2012
How is Romney any different that Bush? Will someone ask him that?. Bush years started with a SC ruling, went right into a terrorist attack,then to two ridiculously endless wars, a finance bubble and finished with 25 million lost jobs and economic armageddon. How will it be different if Romney wins? They are both the same type. Rich spoiled brats with daddy issues.
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Left of the Right, and Right of the Left
07:14 AM on 10/09/2012
I was in the financial district on 9/11, and I still find it hard to blame Dubya directly for the WTC attack. Yes, he COULD have done more, but that's in retrospect. The attack was unexpected and well coordinated (and STILL almost fell apart) - and the American people had been conditioned for YEARS to 'sit still and ride out a hijacking'.

No longer. Now, we rise up and take them down. The situation changed completely on that day.

And I'd even argue that Afghanistan made sense, and even putting it on the credit card was not a terrible choice (though we SHOULD have increased taxes to pay for the majority of it as we went).

Dubya's true failures were in turning away from Afghanistan before that was completed AND deciding to go at Iraq on spurious evidence (that they knew was not correct). And the refusal to increase taxes to pay for any of it. Those choices increased our deficit dramatically, extended the war in Afghanistan for years, and forced us to spend ridiculous sums in Iraq.

I'm still not sure how much those choices impacted the financial collapse. That may have happened regardless of Bush being President.

But I do agree that Romney looks like the second coming of Dubya. Only with less 'compassion'.