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04/16/2013 05:52 pm ET | Updated Jun 11, 2013

Crimes and Misdemeanors Against Nature

Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli has challenged a recent court ruling finding Virginia's anti-sodomy law unconstitutional ... A three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 4th Circuit ruled on March 12 that Virginia's "Crimes Against Nature" statute, which banned oral and anal sex, violates the due process clause of the Fourteenth Amendment. -- The Washington Post

Ah, springtime in Virginia, where the hills are mountain laurelly
And birds and bees who do it, do it properly and morally
The Laws of Nature won't permit a tit to do it orally

Nature's Laws are absolute, God's word is unconditionary
Embodying a way of life that's modest and traditionary
All creatures in Virginia have to do it like a missionary.

Peacocks flaunt their feathers and they strut and pose so zanily
But when it's time to do it they get down to business banally
'Cause it's a Crime of Nature for a bird to do it anally.

And right and wrong are opposites and pose a strict dichotomy
You'll never see some chickadees or cows or hippopotami
Do it in a way Virginia might construe as sodomy.