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11/09/2012 12:12 pm ET Updated Jan 08, 2013

No Gloating, Please!

The polls are closed, the votes are cast, the people had their say
And now it's time to look ahead, put differences away
Extend a hand in friendship as we turn to a new day.
But OMG we really cleaned those greedy bastards' clocks

We have all been wrong at times, so better not to judge
It's highly un-American to carry on a grudge
Even with Bill Kristol, Bill O'Reilly or Matt Drudge.
But wouldn't it be great to shut Karl Rove up in a box?

What goes around will come around so better to avoid
Negative emotions such as glee or schadenfreude
You shouldn't hurt the feelings even of a humanoid.
But OMG I just can't stop myself from watching Fox.

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