One of my favorite crazy right wing bloggers is Jim Rutz. His latest cause has been the danger of soy to our nation. It is the subject of his last five columns. He claims that soy has caused the feminization of our men folk and could be contributing to homosexuality. Well, I thought about writing a song about it, mentioned it in my last newsletter, and asked for lyric ideas. Here were some of the best:
From Aimsel came:
He lost all interest in Nirvana, and Bette Midler was all he played
And then, he stopped walking, instead he just sashayed
From Vance:
The bottom line is,
to protect your kids:
only feed 'em stuff
that once had a heart."
From Therese:
"Soy Vey - I must be Gay!"
Richard Barone and I gave it a try. Here were some choice lines:
He used to listen to rock
Ted Nugent was his favorite
Now that he's into Soy
It's the Pet Shop Boys
Soy Bomb, it's a crazy scene
It's the devil's bean
But, I think the winner is from John Strickler:
Mama fed me soy soy soy
Now I'm a boy toy boy toy boy toy
A tisket a tasket, I'm gay as a picnic basket
Mama fed me that homo-genized milk
And now my underwear is made of silk
Who would've thought that food from the co-op
Could make me so feminine I'm all but pre-op?
Could the entire Chinese army be gay?
They eat soy sauce every day
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