Hurry Up and Wait for the Lesbians

Hurry Up and Wait for the Lesbians
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Who knew that "Cedric" our producer was so in touch with his femine side that he handed me a video called, TIPPING OF THE VELVET, an English mini-series about two lesbians in the Victorian era and their search for love.

"You've got to see this video. This guy would be perfect to direct DOWN BOY! "Cedric" maintained. He's English, and he's only directed horror films until now, but he's gonna be big!"

Late that night I popped in the tape thinking I was going to see a light hearted mini-series like, UPSTAIRS, DOWNSTAIRS. But by the second time the older woman dressed as a boy went down on the young girl in a corsette, I realized I was going to be watching something more like Playboy After Dark.

I wondered what had gotten into "Cedric" at first. But by the end of the series, not only was I totally turned on but I loved the directing! Except now we may have to change our title to DOWN GIRL!

I am writing this from Two Bunch Palms where I just returned from the hot mineral pools. I was resting my head on a fiberglass floaty when a 40 something white guy, who in an attempt to protect his dreadlocks from style killing moisture, had scrunched them into a remarkable sky-scraper on the top of his head.

He was loudly reprimanding his companion, a girl in a bikini, as they appeared to be in an intense debate about the pornography website they were designing.

"My life is x-rated compared to that shit, he said slagging off her ideas.

Didn't he see the QUIETLY PLEASE sign?

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