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Kiss What?

Posted: 12/06/11 08:41 AM ET

There is really only one person on the planet who can make Karl Rove seem a benign and likable character and that is Donald Trump. In every conceivable manner, Trump epitomizes the traits that so much of the world is beginning to mistake for the character of the rest of America. His ego, of course, is the most off-putting. Trump believes lesser humans look at him as the embodiment of miraculous accomplishment and intellect and we are all fortunate to live during the time of his incarnation. Nothing was more enjoyable in recent TV viewing than watching Trump's smug mug hover behind New Gingrich with a look that suggested Trump had created in his own image the slightly less self-involved Gingrich.

"He's an American icon, in his own right," Newt said.

He meant to add, "So am I, and I defeated Communism, invented the microchip and twist off beer caps, and have more convolutions in my gray matter than I do in my political ideology."

But he didn't say that. Instead, Newt said he would participate in a GOP presidential debate moderated by Trump. More surprisingly, he admitted this without public embarrassment. Donald Trump has demonstrated he knows as much about presidential politics and issues as he does humility. But there are Republican candidates for the White House who intend to show up and let him ask them questions.

Not Ron Paul, though, or Jon Huntsman, the only two truly principled individuals in the GOP race. Huntsman said he refused to "kiss Trump's" ring, and on her Twitter account, one of his daughters added the phrase, "or any other part of Trump's anatomy." Paul derided what he described as a "circus atmosphere" beginning to surround the GOP contest. Presumably, he didn't just notice this and was using Trump's involvement as an exclamation point on the situation.

In fact, Newt is right about Trump. The developer, reality show host, and walking human satire is an American icon. So are the former Speaker and the pizza king philanderer. They are icons of what is wrong with the Republican Party, and increasingly, America. Each has a degree of presumptuousness that is threatening any hopes of solving what ails the United States. Herman Cain seemed to have never given any thought to an issue beyond selling books when he decided to run for president and operated under the premise, as do many candidates for high office, that if I can run a business I can sure as hell run a country, which is patent nonsense. His absolute ignorance of issues and geography was an insult to the democratic process and an embarrassment for his party. He may have jumped into the contest for no other reason than to sell books and raise his speaking fees.

Trump, though, is much worse. He thinks people care what he thinks. The egoist used the early part of the presidential selection process to promote himself and his silly TV show while suggesting he was going to be a candidate. Trump, though, is a coward. He will never run for president or any other high office because he realizes no one buys into his absurd view of himself as having anything valuable to contribute. He cannot win any type of election. Although he appears to have an innate skill for judging who can do the best job of selling trinkets or vendor food on the sidewalks of New York City, this does not qualify him to be more than a broadcast bully. The Republican candidates that would sit or stand before Trump and take his questions seriously will not be taken seriously by voters. When Donald Trump has influence over the future of America, the democracy is doomed. Everything that is unappealing about our country is manifested in his ego, personality, and arrogant countenance.

Kind of like Newt.

And unlike Huntsman.

Gingrich acted like he was willing to kiss whatever body part Trump thought needed affection. They met for more than an hour, which was certainly not enough time to talk about each other's greatness, but TV cameras were waiting on the street. The Republican Party was swirling in a circle at the bottom of the toilet, given a quick flush by Newt's hypocrisy and Trump's unbridled greed.

"New York hasn't ended up a dream world for the poor," Gingrich pointed out in 1989. "It has become a place where Donald Trump manipulates the game."

Which Newt clearly thinks is okay if it's being manipulated for him. And not the poor. They need to take a shower.

And get a job.

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There is really only one person on the planet who can make Karl Rove seem a benign and likable character and that is Donald Trump. In every conceivable manner, Trump epitomizes the traits that so much...
There is really only one person on the planet who can make Karl Rove seem a benign and likable character and that is Donald Trump. In every conceivable manner, Trump epitomizes the traits that so much...
 
 
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07:48 PM on 12/07/2011
Your article perfectly puts in to words what is wrong with the idea of a Trump moderated Republican debate. Thank you.
10:30 PM on 12/06/2011
Thank you Donald Trump for adding to the already damaged and only getting worse brand of the Republican party. Newt has so much baggage and is so hated by the masses that he could never win. For him, this is a chat with another bag of hot air to add to his "fame" that he'll use to swindle hundreds of millions more out of people trying to peddle political influence. What a pair of bozos.
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Kiri the Unicorn
53 miles west of Venus
07:56 PM on 12/06/2011
The whole GOP nomination race has been bizarre, and this Trump "debate" is a crystallized drop of concentrated weirdness. I don't understand why ANY of the field would do this.
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happyblackman
Gotta have more cowbell baby!
06:56 PM on 12/06/2011
I agree.
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
06:54 PM on 12/06/2011
What amazes me most is the field became this huge circus without the aid of The Palm Reader. Oh how we hoped she'd be among them for the laughs and stand-up material. But they have outshone her. How very fitting that they all have become male versions of her. I think she carries, and spread, a brain-eating virus. The decline began in steady earnest in 2008 at the RNC.
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04:33 PM on 12/06/2011
Trump thinks that running for the nomination...... to be elected President of the United States..... is a "reality" teevee show.

Unfortunately,,,,,, it appears, with the Republicans, that is what it is.
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SeenItBefore
Ya want to super size that?
04:05 PM on 12/06/2011
Oh, you've gone and done it again! Bravo!
11:38 AM on 12/06/2011
Brilliant!
11:33 AM on 12/06/2011
lol
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EHenry
Author of the new book - How We Got Swindled by Wa
11:30 AM on 12/06/2011
LOL!! Speechless in Shaker Heights. The sham transaction brought to us by the Repub Reality Show called "Debate the *"Lying Liars" continues. (* Sen. Al Franken's book!) to learn more about how this happened to us and how to fix it: www.howwegotswindled.com
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BalsoSnell
The egg. Next question?
11:29 AM on 12/06/2011
"In every conceivable manner, Trump epitomizes the traits that so much of the world is beginning to mistake for the character of the rest of America."

Sad, but so, so true.
11:18 AM on 12/06/2011
we need more educated voters in this country.
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
06:59 PM on 12/06/2011
True, but until such time, we need to Occupy the Voting Booth. We need to get people whatever IDs they now need and get them to the polls to vote Democrat. We need our government back before the right has the Pony Express looking high tech. But when the dems retake Congress, they had better quit with the compromise bull that always leaves them powerless. They have to ruthlessly restore this country. God knows it may be damn near impossible with Koch/Alec.org, et al.
walkthewalk
Watch what people do, not what they say
10:56 AM on 12/06/2011
Bravo, Mr. Moore. You've said it all.
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RC Hindle
"Power isn't all that money buys"
09:59 AM on 12/06/2011
The author's comment of "circus atmosphere" is dead on, as is the rest of the blog. The culprit? The goofy friggin media. The bulk of America's "news" media seems hell bent on turning politics into a spectacle that they can sell ads on. And unfortunately, the tp/GOP candidates are only too happy to be the clowns in this circus. There's a lot of blame to go around for what's wrong with America these days, but a fair-sized chunk of it can be attached to the media.
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JustMe98
not tonight, I have a headache....
10:08 AM on 12/06/2011
I agree, but in turn this a reflection on the public. If they didn't get the ratings or if the papers didn't sell........ Sadly we eat it up and then beg for more. It brings to mind the Kardashians (which is horrid in itself, a convo about the presidential canidacy can be compared to the Kardashians), we complain about their over saturation, but their shows ratings continue to climb. We feed the very thing we decry.
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RC Hindle
"Power isn't all that money buys"
10:20 AM on 12/06/2011
True. But I think the media created the beast. And unfortunately, a lot of folks just don't do anything else besides sit in front of the tube and watch, so that gives the media moguls the idea that that's what the people want. I think it takes a bit more strength of character to change the landscape than the media has. reality shows are cheap to produce, and can be scripted easily enough to make them addictive to the masses.

Just look at the alleged "news" we now get. Perfect example of what journalism has become. Money-driven madness.
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GlobalCtzn
WE are creating our world
09:35 AM on 12/06/2011
Trump, Gingrich, the Trump Tower penthouse meeting, a gallon of apple butter, and a twister game. What has happened to our political system, and sense of character? I am dumbfounded.........