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Glenn Beck Hit by Haiku Storm

Posted: 04/11/10 08:00 AM ET

The group Jewish Funds for Justice brewed up a twitterstorm this past week and launched it at Glenn Beck, sending thousands of tweets--in haiku form-- to Beck's official Twitter page over a 24 hour period. The move was sparked by this alarming statement by the Fox News host:

"I beg you, look for the words 'social justice' or 'economic justice' on your church website. If you find it, run as fast as you can. Social justice and economic justice are code words [for Communism and Nazism]. Am I advising people to leave their church? Yes!"

The group called its haiku storm "the first large-scale Twitter protest of its kind," and it was large. So large, in fact, that its Twitter page reached the limit of allowable tweets (who knew there was one?).

The haiku ranged from the basic take down of Beck's statement

"Do unto others..."
If that's not social justice
I don't know what is.

to deep thoughts

Do you have to check
your church website for justice
to know that it's there?

to the sarcastic

I hate socialists
far too much to really learn
what "socialist" means

It also became clear that Beck inspires hate in more people than just his followers.

If you think justice
Has no religious basis,
You can go to hell.

Who knew that chalkboards,
Scribbled on by a jackass,
Could be so harmful?

Know who else said we
shouldn't help one another?
Not Hitler -- Satan

Some of the haiku left a little evidence that a Jewish group was involved.

Glenn Beck, hate monger
Those of faith know better than
to heed your words. Schmuck.

One was just a good, albeit off-color, joke:

Why does Glenn exist?
Even the Body of Christ
has to have an ass

Glen Beck's twitter page was back to normal today as he focused on his "American Revival." The word "revival" was no doubt selected for its religious connotations. Apparently, after asking people to leave their church, Beck encourages them to join his. This tweet sums up his audience's response on Twitter:

I cry as I write: my life is forever change. TY

I wish that one were a joke.


You can take a look at all of the haiku here.

 
The group Jewish Funds for Justice brewed up a twitterstorm this past week and launched it at Glenn Beck, sending thousands of tweets--in haiku form-- to Beck's official Twitter page over a 24 hour pe...
The group Jewish Funds for Justice brewed up a twitterstorm this past week and launched it at Glenn Beck, sending thousands of tweets--in haiku form-- to Beck's official Twitter page over a 24 hour pe...
 
 
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04:58 PM on 04/13/2010
Boy did that play right into his hand! Keeps the spotlight right where he wants it. Just brilliant.
02:32 PM on 04/13/2010
Awesomeness
InLosAngeles
Speaking Truth to Groupthink
01:57 PM on 04/13/2010
"Crash the tea party!",
using Alinsky tactics.
Gee, who is surprised?
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skateboy30
03:52 PM on 04/12/2010
Glenn Beck dupes with great
vengence and furious ang-
er, the male white right.
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nadreev
Na zdrowie, it means "to your health!"
02:27 PM on 04/12/2010
gullible viewers
thicken the clown's bank account
watching chalkboard hate
01:34 PM on 04/12/2010
i cannot sit by and see noble 'haiku' devalued thru transitory tv twit. Haiku is structured verse, not a sentence broken up by syllables; ex.:

followers gather
blinding eternal snowstorm
rescue dogs will come
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lily31
Liberty and Justice For All
12:58 PM on 04/13/2010
Thanks, aa ... I was about to say the same thing but less eloquently.

Haiku is a subtle form of art; requires much thought and nuance ~ neither of which GB inspires!
12:47 PM on 04/12/2010
Wowee, don't tell me ya made
that dry drunk cry ....... again.
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hedah
Live and let Live.
12:30 PM on 04/12/2010
GLOOM SCUMBECK ' s mormon church should EXPEL him, coz he's going "against" its ' belief ' ---> SOCIAL JUSTICE !!!
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MollieinATL
Liberal Tinman on a mission
12:19 PM on 04/12/2010
Most brilliant use of the Twitter yet.
10:47 AM on 04/12/2010
It is obvious
This Glen Beck guy really is
Dumb as all get out
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
09:54 AM on 04/12/2010
In Glenn Beckistann
Ignorance and faith are one
God is in exile
10:12 AM on 04/12/2010
The "Social Justice" we are talking about here is the government forced redistribution of wealth which Glenn Beck is warning against.

Voluntary charity and a general disposition to do good unto others is NOT the same thing, even remotely. Why can't people understand this? NO Where in the Bible or Talmud does it ever once teach that mankind should establish a bloated bureaucracy to force people to be nice and thoughtful. Free agency must reign supreme. If you takw away man's agency to act for himself and choose good over evil then we are all slaves without the ability to progress as individuals.
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
10:17 AM on 04/12/2010
Please. It is much too late to attempt to gain some salient point out of the rantings of a lunatic. Beck is a complete farce.
10:24 AM on 04/12/2010
But then corporate forced redistribnution of wealth is apparently OK.

I guess you missed this line.

"Render unto Caesar the things which are Caesar’s and unto God the things which are God's"

Why can't you understand this?
mom72
right is almost always wrong.
09:45 AM on 04/12/2010
I fear the people who listen and believe in Beck and his crazy rantings a lot more then i fear Beck himself!
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
10:07 AM on 04/12/2010
I fear those who hear
Crazy rantings from Glenn Beck
More than fear, himself
09:38 AM on 04/12/2010
As a Christian I follow the tenants of Christianity and help the poor. I understand that the government can't help the poor, it doesn't want to help the poor, and it's only mission is to employ every citizen as a federal employee...communism. Christ told fishermen where to place their nets one time... he didn't tell them how to steal money from their neighbors under the pretext that they deserved it. The government takes money from the neighbors now and gives it to those that it wants to. This is NOT Christianity.
I learned long ago that you can never stop poverty... it's totally impossible. It's like saying we will improve education so much that everyone will be above average... can't be done. LBJ has his war on poverty and what did it accomplish? It drove black men away from their families, increased welfare dependence on black women, and helped to create the welfare state. Clinton pretended to fix it but created a back door of permanent help for those that don't feel like working... SSI where those that don't like to work claim to be depressed and in return become permanent drags on society.
If no one has any money there is no poverty. Poverty only exists in the mind when a person is jealous of what someone else has.
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
09:53 AM on 04/12/2010
Christians without sufficient brain cells are a much bigger drain on society then crippled people needing help to survive through SSI. So, keep giving all your money to Glenn Beck by supporting his Corporation. He will be certain not to distribute it for you.
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FALCON72
You can see the truth in every mirror.
10:08 AM on 04/12/2010
Never being able to stop poverty does not mean government should stop trying to help those still trapped in it. Many people do rise above it due to various forms of government assistance; it doesn't come in just the form of a check. There are the student education loans, food stamps while working that low paying job and going to school; child care assistance so the parent can continue working. The vast majority of recipients of these programs do so on a temporary basis and are grateful for that hand up, not hand out.

And what do you call the lifetime dependence of corporations who feed off the government in the form of subsidies?
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Arjala
09:26 AM on 04/12/2010
I am the Entertainer, an Idol to behold,
My minions march to what they've been told.
No reason to reason,
Just ratings for the season.
And the Entertainer buys more gold.
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Deli
Life after death, why wait?
10:08 AM on 04/12/2010
Though not a haiku, a nice ditty, nonetheless.
InLosAngeles
Speaking Truth to Groupthink
08:15 AM on 04/12/2010
B.D.S. is back,
but this time it's different,
Glenn Beck is the cause!