Health Care Q & A!
No matter what the plan, you will not be able to choose which golf course your doctor plays on
A health care expert who has asked to remain anonymous has agreed to provide answers to some pressing questions on the subject of national health care.
By mistake I turned off the news for five minutes. Where are we now with regard to health care?
Congress right now is debating health care legislation. One path leads to higher costs, the other leads to higher premiums. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose wisely.
Can the government actually work out a plan?
If we work together, we should be able to forge a workable compromise that is acceptable to both the health care lobby AND the members of Congress who represent them.
What exactly is "national health care"?
National health care is something that everyone wants but that we agree we cannot have. So instead, we are settling for "affordable health care," which is in the same category as "more money for education," "reducing the military budget," "paying off our national debt" and other fantasies that we enjoy talking about when we get together with friends.
So what are we doing?
We are currently coming up with a plan that SOUNDS like national health care, so we don't have to constantly feel inferior to countries like Canada and Sweden.
Suppose I like my health care plan?
If you are happy with your bad, terrible health care plan, nothing will change. Apparently there are some people who enjoy crappy health insurance. I haven't met any of these people, but they're probably rich or mentally insane. Whoever they are, they don't want cheaper health care, because it represents a loss of status. They're always bragging about their expensive doctors; they can't start going to country clubs and society dinners and talk about how they got a prostate exam from the medical equivalent of the DMV.
So what is the new proposed plan?
If you don't have health insurance, you will be guaranteed access to affordable health care.
You want to run that by me in English?
In advertising, words like "access" and "affordable" are called "weasel words," because they are slippery, sneaky and don't mean anything. But still, even a vaguely worded plan is better than what the Republicans want, which is to give Americans the "choice" to pay for health care they can't afford to begin with.
What is the Republican plan?
If Republicans had their way, not only would there be no national health care, they'd privatize other things, like the police, fire and water departments. Then if your house caught on fire, you'd call the fire department and they might say, "Sorry, you haven't kept up with your premiums." Or the firemen might say you were behind in your water payments and wouldn't turn on the hose. Either way, your house would burn down.
What about a single payer plan?
A single payer plan is reasonable, workable and would cover everyone in the United States. As such it has no chance of being passed in this or any lifetime.
Why is it so difficult to get a national health care plan?
Because deep down, we don't want one. We eat too much and we eat too little. We laze around and we over-exercise. We cure ourselves with prescription drugs and we kill ourselves with prescription drugs. Taking care of our health is not the American dream. It's the Canadian dream. When it comes to wretched excess, we're still number one.
So what will happen if the country gets really healthy?
The economy as we know it will cease to exist.
If we get national health care, does that mean the country is headed for socialism?
Are you kidding? This is the most capitalistic nation on the face of the earth. This country wouldn't be headed for socialism if Karl Marx sang about proletarian revolution on American Idol. National health care will never cancel national wealth care.
John Marshall enjoys talking to automated voice prompts whenever he has an important question for his health insurance provider. His music/comedy website, Tyrannosaurus Rocks, currently is reviewing two rare and unreleased CD's from America's biggest pop star. Try to guess who it is.
Loading comments…
Want to reply to a comment? Hint: Click "Reply" at the bottom of the comment; after being approved your comment will appear directly underneath the comment you replied to
OMG, this is almost too true to be funny ! Still, I'm gonna LOL and say, great article!
National Healthcare, or a single payer system, is off the table. The health insurance lobbies just have too much power, despite the consensus among the public or any sense of fairplay.
Therefore ANY bill would be a good starting point. Obama knows this and must be given the benefit of the doubt.
Fairplay and a system that really works - which every other first world nation has - is still far off.
A further collapse of the economy could expedite the process however.
Maybe not though, since Americans aren't informed and easily persuaded to vote against their own interests.
I live in Canada. When I did my masters program at a university in USA I passed a kidney stone. I was treated in an American hospital. The treatment included x-Rays, injections of pain medication and dyes in order to trace the movement of the stone down the ureter. I was in the hospital from 9 am to 5 pm. This happened back in 1982. Fortunately I had extra medical insurance which covered the costs. My Canadian medical plan paid $1800 what it would have cost in Canada the extra $6000 was paid by the insurance company here in Canada. Presently I pay $96 per month for medical coverage for my wife and me. This payment is made only in three provinces BC, Alberta and Ontario. Other provinces do not charge these fees. We charge the fees in these provinces because we had the same political mentality as that of the Republican Party. This payment covers all the medical procedures, hospital stay and doctors fees. I had knee replacement surgery no wait time at zero cost ($50000 procedure). I pay $50 per month for extended health which covers all medications. Once I reach $200 and my wife reaches $200 all medication costs after that are free. For $39.48 a month for two persons I have dental coverage which covers about 80% of dental fees. America wake up to socialized health.
Where is the concept?
The government proposes a big overhaul of the health insurance industry without even defining what the health insurance is.
We need to treat separately health maintenance plans, which should be optional, from the rudimentary lifelong health risk insurance, which should by mandatory.
Lastly, President Obama should present at least two alternative health reform proposals, so Americans could debate and select the better one.
There are plenty of details in the 1018-page document; however, the logically coherent concept behind them is missing. More, in my open letter to President Obama,
http://www
Protectionism at its finest. Just like our forefathers protected their land from the throne the wealthiest are protecting their perogative to the best care available, fearing government and any other entity that would essentially provide a much needed service to the stressed.
The wealthiest country in the world should not rank 37th in health care.
The House leaders reached a deal on Medicare payments: A "Pay for Value" reimbursement system that rewards doctors and hospitals that achieve the best outcomes at the lowest cost.
As a result, The House gained a lot of votes, a lot of people who were withholding support.
The federal Medicare program insures some 44 million elderly and disabled Americans at an annual cost of $450 billion, almost one-fifth of total U.S. health care spending.
Supporters of the agreement say it could save the Medicare System more than $100 billion a year and improve care, that means $1trillian over a decade.
No one can disagree with this best outcome / evidence-based system, and private insurance, too, will be greatly influenced by this change with the focus on value over volume.
THANK YOU !
This was perfect. It's a great companion to Bill Moyers tonight. Highly recommended if you think the Obama plan (i.e. what is the Obama plan?) is a good thing:
http://www
I am one of the millions who are dealing with a serious illness and struggling with health care costs and insurance management restrictions on care. Dealing with these situations is complicated but how we deal with them is simple. We go to every reliable source available and come to a consensus on what is our best course of action and we take it. Healthcare may be rocket science but we've been working on it for 60 years and we have all the answers, we just need a qualified group of unbiased experts to reach a consensus on which of these are the best possible strategies. This forum should be held in the public so all of us can be informed about what are the best solutions so we can finally cut through the politics and demand our leaders implement them.
Three ideas that have not been widely debated (n the media anyway).
1--Costs, Germany has no public plan. Instead they have collective bargaining of insurance providersto keep cost under control. Fro what we spend yearly, we could have insurance for everyone and cover Medicare as well
2--Coverag
3--Long term solutions might include opening a health care account for every newborn and for new US citizens in the amount of $5000. This account (with up to 65 years of accrued interest) could only be used at age 65 for premium payments or un covered health expenses. A very small investment up front will, over time create some cetainty about the future and be symbolic in solving our long-term fiscal position.
Well said!
You must be logged in to comment. Log in or connect with
