03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Obama's Nobel Peace Prize Announcement (For the Diplomatically Impaired)

Since there has been an uproar over something as non-controversial as winning the Nobel Peace Prize, this transcription is being provided for the "Diplomatically Impaired," who otherwise may have difficulty comprehending the context of President Obama being named the winner: -- More than just a website -- a website on the Internet.