I've spent most of this political season roasting Donald Trump on various forms of social media. It's really been fun for me. Granted, The Donald is an easy target. A rich, white (kinda...more orange), racist, conservative that gets his thrills off of horrifying anyone with common sense or respect for humankind. With this guy, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. I've been pretty proud of how I've taken him down, but they weren't all winners. So with that said, I present to you, the good, the bad, and the totally dumb of my Trump-related tweets (so far).
The Good:
Former KKK dude David Duke supporting Trump for President. Proving not all Trump supporters are racist but all racists are Trump supporters.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) February 25, 2016
Donald Trump running for President is like me running. Not for President. Just running.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 23, 2016
Trump's need to investigate the KKK before disavowing them is like needing to google “cancer” before you know if you’re into having it.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 2, 2016
Watching Trump answer the “nuclear triad” question last night was like watching a 3-year old explain what happens when you sleep.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) December 16, 2015
Donald Trump makes my grandmother seem less racist by comparison, so for that I’m grateful.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) December 4, 2015
The Bad:
Praising the Reagan family for their AIDS advocacy is like praising the Trump family for their liberal views on minorities.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 11, 2016
Just heard Punxsutawney Phil saw Donald Trump’s shadow and predicted 19 months of racism.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) February 2, 2016
Donald Trump’s hair is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen and I watched Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) December 22, 2015
Attention Canadian ladies: I will be seeking citizenship by marriage if the 2016 goes terribly wrong and Donald Trump is elected.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) October 4, 2015
I don’t have much faith that Donald Trump can take down Isis, when Megyn Kelly has him retreating like a toddler scared of the boogeyman.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) January 27, 2016
The Totally Dumb:
Donald Trump’s campaign should come with a flux capacitor because if he’s elected we’re driving 88 MPH straight to 1862.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 22, 2016
If Donald Trump was a Star Wars droid, he'd be a BBH8. I'll see myself out.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 24, 2016
Whenever I start comparing Trump to Hitler I get stuck at what a neat mustache Hitler had and how Trump looks like farts.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) March 14, 2016
Trump is dropping out of the GOP debate on Fox News. In a related story, Satan is no longer willing to talk on HellVision.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) January 27, 2016
Wouldn’t be shocked if Donald Trump chose the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney as his running mate. #TrumpDisneyHead2016
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) January 20, 2016
There you have it! I'm not even close to done yet...especially if this idiot gets elected.
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