On The Streets: Earth Minute (VIDEO)

In this latest episode of my series for The Mother Nature Network, I punch a woman in the face, make love to a tree, and 'accidentally' eat my own feces all in the name of Gaia.
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In this latest episode of my series for The Mother Nature Network, I punch a woman in the face, make love to a tree, and 'accidentally' eat my own feces all in the name of Gaia.

If you like the show and want to join the fight to save our planet from exploding into a fiery fireball of death, please pass this on to your friends, family, and other people you secretly resent and despise! Also, please fill the gaping whole of loneliness I have and become my friend on Facebook: Jonathan Kesselman.

Once we're best friends, you can join the 'On The Streets Fan Club' and get the chance to win free updates!

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