Being an adult is pretty dang cool, and it should be. Adulthood is just as much a part of life as having a Dave Matthews phase. The days of strict curfews are long gone and no one can tell you not to spend a whole day watching "Lizzie McGuire" reruns -- life is good.
I love the independence. I love the feeling of accomplishment after a day's hard work. I love the freedom of doing whatever it is that makes me happy on any given day.
I can live my by own rules.
If I want to use my time sorting items on the Taco Bell menu in order of how many points they would be in Scrabble, I can. If I want to see how long I can survive off of only eating Sour Patch kids, I can do that. If I want to cry every time I listen to Ed Sheeran, that's fine. K it's not weird. It's not.
Quite frankly, though, sometimes being an adult (and excuse my language) sucks.
Taxes, laundry, dinner parties for people you hardly know, helping people move, pretending to like museums (you don't), and the list goes on. It doesn't matter what walk of life you come from, we all have those days and those times where we just can't "adult."
Maybe it's when you wake up in the morning, perhaps it's when your workload picks up, or it could be that moment when you realize that 11:00p.m. is "late" (I've fallen asleep six times so far writing this).
Yup. Adulthood is definitely a change from the days when our biggest worry was waking up first at a sleepover. Our weeks which were once filled with (incredibly efficient) Velcro shoes and lunchables have now been replaced with business casual attire and long meetings. Sometimes, just sometimes, I wish there was a way to transport back to that simple mindset, even if just for a few minutes.
And who says there can't be?
Because life is sooo hard these days, enter, my new initiative: the "Get out of adulting free" card (please hold your applause).
It'd be like one of those game-changing "chance" cards you pick up during Monopoly - you know the one where you immediately give off a look to your opponents like, "Wow, you are all screwed now."
This card would be simple, once you graduate college (being an adult in college doesn't count) it would be handed to you along with your diploma. If you didn't go to college, no worries! It will drop from the sky in a package upon your 21st birthday like sponsors in The Hunger Games because let's be honest that would be awesome.
@Obama are you listening?
From there you would be able to, no, encouraged to use this card to get out of participating in ONE adult situation in your life where you just "literally can't." Of course, because you only get one opportunity to use the card, you have to choose wisely. This is fun!
Situations could include:
-Calling someone back after listening to a horrible voicemail
-Driving someone to the airport
-Meeting with your boss
-Paying bills
-Acting mature in public
-Fixing something around the house
-Jury duty
-Scheduling appointments (so mature)
-Pretending to know about politics in conversation
-Eating healthy
This would do wonders for society. People would be happier, which would make them nicer, which would result in more selflessness and improved behavior. Did I just solve every problem in the world? You're welcome.
Everyone would use this card, too. Old people, young people, Courteney Cox whatever age she is. Atheists, Christians, Directioners. Chris Carter, Vince Carter, Aaron Carter. Republicans, smart people. Everyone would find some kind of use for this 1.75 x 3.0 inch piece of heaven.
So, write your senators (note: if you're a senator you don't need to write to yourself). Start petitions. Listen to "Africa" by Toto (unrelated). Let's change the world. We all should be happy, and if that means getting the occasional break from having to look at your friend's boring vacation photos, so be it.
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
It's Another Trump-Biden Showdown — And We Need Your Help
The Future Of Democracy Is At Stake
Our 2024 Coverage Needs You
Your Loyalty Means The World To Us
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
The 2024 election is heating up, and women's rights, health care, voting rights, and the very future of democracy are all at stake. Donald Trump will face Joe Biden in the most consequential vote of our time. And HuffPost will be there, covering every twist and turn. America's future hangs in the balance. Would you consider contributing to support our journalism and keep it free for all during this critical season?
HuffPost believes news should be accessible to everyone, regardless of their ability to pay for it. We rely on readers like you to help fund our work. Any contribution you can make — even as little as $2 — goes directly toward supporting the impactful journalism that we will continue to produce this year. Thank you for being part of our story.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
It's official: Donald Trump will face Joe Biden this fall in the presidential election. As we face the most consequential presidential election of our time, HuffPost is committed to bringing you up-to-date, accurate news about the 2024 race. While other outlets have retreated behind paywalls, you can trust our news will stay free.
But we can't do it without your help. Reader funding is one of the key ways we support our newsroom. Would you consider making a donation to help fund our news during this critical time? Your contributions are vital to supporting a free press.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our journalism free and accessible to all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
As Americans head to the polls in 2024, the very future of our country is at stake. At HuffPost, we believe that a free press is critical to creating well-informed voters. That's why our journalism is free for everyone, even though other newsrooms retreat behind expensive paywalls.
Our journalists will continue to cover the twists and turns during this historic presidential election. With your help, we'll bring you hard-hitting investigations, well-researched analysis and timely takes you can't find elsewhere. Reporting in this current political climate is a responsibility we do not take lightly, and we thank you for your support.
Contribute as little as $2 to keep our news free for all.
Can't afford to donate? Support HuffPost by creating a free account and log in while you read.
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. Would you consider becoming a regular HuffPost contributor?
Dear HuffPost Reader
Thank you for your past contribution to HuffPost. We are sincerely grateful for readers like you who help us ensure that we can keep our journalism free for everyone.
The stakes are high this year, and our 2024 coverage could use continued support. If circumstances have changed since you last contributed, we hope you'll consider contributing to HuffPost once more.
Support HuffPostAlready contributed? Log in to hide these messages.