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Kara Vallow

Posted: December 4, 2009 02:09 PM

GOP Purity Test: Republican Party's Version of the Longest Suicide Note in History

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You can tell the sun is setting on a once-great political party when it starts issuing angry, demonizing mission statements that seem deliberately devised to alienate as many moderate voters as possible. When the most extreme and reactionary wing of a party asserts total control over its institutions and expenditures - which usually only happens when the party is in the opposition (internecine blood-feuds being unseemly and counterproductive to a governing administration) - it can usually be counted on to cakewalk itself to the very brink of electoral extinction before it can even begin its long slow dejected trudge back to political reality, and the viable center. At that point their enemies - that's to say, you and I - can sit back with our popcorn and enjoy, probably for several years to come, some gripping and extremely bloody political theater. It's happening to the Republican Party right this minute - and I just couldn't be happier.

It happened to the British Labour Party once, too, in the 1983 General Election (a time when the Democratic Party was suffering similar, albeit milder, pangs of self-doubt and mutual recrimination). Like the Republicans' recent ten-point "Resolution on Reagan's Unity Principle for Support of Candidates" or purity test, the '83 Labour Manifesto threw sops and props to the most demented fever-dreams of the party's clapped-out left-wing ancien regime: withdrawal from the EEC, unilateral nuclear disarmament, and the re-nationalization of pretty much everything privatized by Margaret Thatcher since 1979. Labour eminence and wit Gerald Kaufman dubbed the manifesto "the longest suicide note in history." Labour lost its shirt, its drawers, its shit and, for a period, its mind.

A couple of years earlier, several senior Labour centrists formed a breakaway, middle-of-the-road party, The Social Democratic Party, whose modest successes ensured the left-wing majority vote was split for the next three elections. A mirror-image pattern is detectable among centrist Republicans (I know, I know, that phrase sounds so quaintly anachronistic...) now fleeing from the Right to the deserted middle-ground. Charles Johnson and Andrew Sullivan, Davids Frum and Brooks - all of whom possess the kind of elitist, Ivy League, East Coast Establishment smarts that so enrage the contentedly ignorant Palin-ites and the Beck-Limbaugh ditto-cracy - have been distancing themselves like crazy of late from the barking, biting beast that has metastasized on the right since Obama was elected. You can bet that plenty of nameless Republicans of a Reaganite bent are fleeing alongside them. Who can blame them? The GOP is now owned and operated by descendants of the kind of people who once joined the John Birch Society, the Liberty Lobby, or The Committee of Ten Million, and considered Eisenhower a commie stooge - folks whom cosmopolitan conservatives like William F. Buckley deemed too nutty to be admitted into polite company.

The GOP, on the other hand, is making deals with the renascent far right at every opportunity, in the vain hope of co-opting it into its steadily deflating "big tent" even as it slowly realizes that the beast's irrational, often medieval appetites can never be slaked. The first time you shake hands with these people you lose your wristwatch, the second time, a couple of fingers, third time, the whole arm...

The "Resolution on Reagan's Unity Principle for Support of Candidates" is a document exactly characteristic of a party in decline, a desperate reiteration of the same old right-wing grudges and grievances - couched in sunlit terms of uplift but at its core bleakly negative - that drove the GOP into the ditch last November. Irrational adherence to policies demonstrably proven to be electorally catastrophic is a sure sign that the idiots are now firmly in charge. You know who would probably have failed this test? The pragmatic and shrewd Ronald Reagan to whom they offer never-ending hosannahs.

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And the wags are right - there is a horrible, queasy similarity between the Resolution and those nauseating Daddy-Daughter virginity balls (the GOP being, of course, "the Daddy party") popular in your more credulous and deranged fundamentalist suburbs, those god-fearing burgs where abstinence-only sex-ed has caused teen-pregnancy and STD rates to skyrocket off the charts. I am completely in favor of equal opportunity teen abstinence, but when you're browbeating your own daughters into Saving Their Maidenhead For Daddy, you're already pretty far along the road to burkhas, bound feet, arranged marriages and virginity-testing by prospective fathers-in-law. Why not just go the whole hog and repeal women's suffrage altogether? Sooner or later the GOP's emergent resemblance to the Taliban - which also keeps lists of do's and don'ts and loyalty tests ever close at hand, and loathes women with every sinew of its being - will become plain to all.

I also can't help noticing that the resolution includes nothing - not a syllable - that would prevent sexual hypocrites like David Vitter, John Ensign, Mark Foley or Larry Craig from netting party funds come ballot-time. Surely somewhere in the middle there should be something saying, "I shall not troll for prostitutes like a common curb-crawler," "I shall hereinafter foreswear Congressional pages' bottoms," or "I shall not abase myself before the glory-holes of airport bathrooms." Nothing like that to be found, but naturally, there's the staunchest support for the Defense of Marriage Act. And all the handguns you can eat. You know, in case the British come a-knocking.

It's the GOP's own version of the longest suicide note in history. The party has locked itself in the garage, closed the automatic door and set the engine running. Say goodnight, Ronnie.

 

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thecornerangel
10:14 PM on 03/12/2010
From your lips to God's ears -- no wait -- to the voting public's ears -- no wait -- they only hear what they want to hear. It is so hard for me to comprehend how so may people can consistently vote against their own interests -- it's as if they don't know how to think -- no wait -- what if they don't know how to think? Voters who can think have to start to vote. Tell your friends that their vote does matter, and that it's their civic responsibility. A democracy can only survive when its citizens are well informed and well intentioned. Back to God again, because this democracy needs all the help it can get.
12:15 AM on 03/13/2010
Great comment. They actually just forgot how to think - thanks to a certain news channel. But they can re learn. I have hope.
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Waltfl
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09:48 PM on 12/28/2009
A pleasure to read, and true, if you disregard the Democrat's unique ability to self-destruct by inter-party piddling. How long the Republican suicide-attempt will last, and how deep it will go, depends on one factor only, which is the status of the counterpart to the left.

There is only relative descent and temporary schism in a two-party-system. The appearance of one party is always determined by the shape of the other. Political success is when voters perceive your pile of crap as the smaller one.

If Democrats and President keep doing what they are doing now, which is standing in shock and awe, watching how two Senators and 40 nay-sayers dictate the course of the country, the perception of voters may change swiftly. If energy-, immigration-, and bank-reform go down the drain, as health care did, the change may even come quicker.

Democrats need to grow a pair, and the President needs to get the party in line. Nobody is going to depose him if he loses a fig, but everybody will if he keeps refusing to fight, and keeps appeasing the right. Nobody perceived the Torys and Maggy Thatcher as weak, when Labour took their time out.
10:38 PM on 12/23/2009
Wow, you are a truly profound and original thinker/writer. This is right on the money but expressed in such intelligent and caustic manner that it is hard not to re read over and over. Purity tests. Yeah. Right,
11:13 AM on 12/21/2009
Awesome piece again. There really SHOULD be a litmus test for these people. There is one anyway, it's just not on paper. One thing I ask if that they have no spelling errors.
03:31 PM on 12/14/2009
I, for one, mourn the demise of the Loyal Opposition. Without competition, a monopoly becomes bloated, lazy, corrupt, self-righteous, out of touch, and self-serving. Ultimately it falls. Just watch.
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10:33 AM on 01/05/2010
You just described the GOP.

I agree we need an opposition party, but we have not had that since the Democrats took control of the House and Senate. All we have, on the right, is a bunch of sniveling crybabies with no ideas.
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Valkyrie Ice
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08:07 AM on 12/10/2009
While I tend to agree on the death of the the GOP, there is more to this than just the mass exodus of the moderate right.

Whatever else you may think about Obama, he has done one thing no-one else could do.

He has made the government of America front page news, web page news, and world wide news.

People are paying attention.

Is the GOP self destructing? Yes.

But so is the Democratic party by failing to express the views of their constituency and allowing lobbying and corporate influence to determine government policies.

If corporations are seen to control congress, there will indeed be massive upsets in congress next year. Because a lot more of the voters are likely to turn out, and alot of congressmen are going to be very surprised to find themselves replaced.

On both sides.

It's quite possible that for the first time, multiple parties might be elected, and the two party system will be a four, or eight, or twenty.

People are fed up with big tents. The far left can't stand the moderate left, the far right can't stand the moderate right, and no-one can stand the centrists, even though they represent the real majority.

2010 might just see America become a multi-party nation, instead of a two party one.

And about damn time. That's what the Founding Fathers intended until Madison decided to game the system and forced Jefferson into founding an opposition and established the two-party fiasco.
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11:48 AM on 12/10/2009
The two-party system is a firmly entrenched juggernaut that has, for 200 years, managed to keep any third party wannabees out of the picture. Remember the debates? The powers that be simply ignore the third-party candidates and they are marginalized out of existence, no matter how much support or money they have. That leaves all of us with the staus quo, voting for the lesser of two evils.
10:39 PM on 12/23/2009
So true.
10:56 PM on 12/09/2009
I wish I agreed, but I have severe doubts. No one in this system can clean up Bush's mess in a short time. Combine that with the American people's short memories and belief that it is smart to vote for the man not the party, the conservative bias of the Senate, the bias of the Electoral College toward Red states, and you have a recipe for trouble. By 2010 it's possible no one will even remember Bush was president and blame Obama for Irag, Afghanistan, the recession, etc. This country is badly broken, as is its governmental ssytem, and it's people are whistling past the graveyard, getting dumber by the month, watching TV and all the rest. Just ask anyone working for Fox News. They understand this. They count on it.

All that said, there's no way to know, and people predicting the way elections are going to go this far out are fools. The situation today is very volatile. Any number of events can change things on a dime either way, especially given the conditions noted above. One thing I am certain of. The Republicans just about wrecked the country, and it's amazing how the right has already "forgotten" that. If the Republicans regain power they may not have to complete the job: they will just prevent the Dems from trying to salvage it, and that will he that. If the Dems hang on, we have a chance but only a chance.
03:35 PM on 12/14/2009
The recipe for trouble is, the liberals grow complacent and stay home, the independents (40% or more of the electorate) grow disaffected and frustrated and stay home, and the Teabaggers, being organized and well-instructed, vote. Thus, in an off year, 25-30% of the electorate sway the country. Just don't wonder how it happened.
10:40 PM on 12/23/2009
It as if half the country's minds have been erased. It is really unbelievable
09:47 PM on 12/09/2009
I agree with your points.

I might add that I believe the republicans do not take into account that there is a clear demographic of independents who, although are ready to criticize the Obama Administration and the Democratic Party, clearly despises the republicans for their "core" values/frailties/propoganda. This is a demographic that sarcastically cheers on the republican "purity" movement, fully knowing that it only alienates the far right and disenfranchises moderate conservatives. In some cases it moves moderate conservatives to either support Democratic Party initiatives or re-register as independents or switch parties altogether.

This anti-republican "silent" majority encourages insinuations that the likes of sarah palin and rush limbaugh are official mainstream leaders of the republican party.

The conservative movement that once was has become a parody of itself and keeps moderates an easy arms-length away from this fringe demographic.
06:42 PM on 12/09/2009
Virginia and New Jersey, independents flee the Democrats in droves, giving you a small preview of what's in store nation wide for you and your 47% president.
DianneinCA
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09:09 PM on 12/09/2009
And how many congressional seats did you pick up? I guess losing a seat (NY23) held for 157 years was no big deal? Another example of republican in fighting and being totally out of touch. Keep up the good work of spreading your talking points, they are old and tired, but you go with what you have, I guess.
11:14 AM on 12/21/2009
Virginians better look out for themselves, kind of think they need the benefits of government dollars. NJ pays more than their fair share to help states like VA so they are free to do what they want.
06:41 PM on 12/09/2009
Great op-ed piece Ms. Vallow. Now from your lips to God's ears!

The repugs are getting so bad, even if I had a good one that I might like to vote for, I wouldn't because they won't think for themselves and the common good seems to not be part of their understanding of their role in our society.

Thanks again.
06:32 PM on 12/09/2009
meanwhile, back in reality, barack obama hits the historic low of 47% approval for the first year of a new president. the all-time low obama has hit is also a devastating 36% lower then george w. bush at the same point in his presidency, as well as being lower then every other president.

a president mired in the 40's, a democrat senate about to lose 5-8 of its members if not more, a democrat house about to lose between 26-50 seats, a majority leader headed for a historic loss, and you are concerned about a GOP memo??? priceless!!!

the loony left never learns, they can never tell a perfect storm election from a political realignment because they are desperate for a progressive era that has never and will never come. obama didn't win because of a liberal realignment, he won the same way jimmy carter did, a perfect storm that combined anger at the incumbent party and a new, fresh faced candidate with a lot of gimmicks. after 4 short years, the people of this country will right themselves once again, and send obama to join jimmy carter on the scrap heap of history.

what's even funnier is given the pathetic state of the labour party today that any sane person would hold them up as a good example for anything. gordon brown and his party may be the worst in british history, stains on a once great country soon to be wiped away by david cameron.
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Tim303
06:44 PM on 12/09/2009
36% because of 9/11 and subsequent propaganda.
07:06 PM on 12/09/2009
If indeed you are right (which is quite possible), would not the lefts inability to stay in power be attributed to their inability to fix problems created by the right. Obama can't fix the economy Bush ruined, end the disastrous war Bush started, reduce the deficit Bush enhanced, cool the globe Bush helped heat up or calm Bush’s alarmist and uncompromising supporters. I might bemoan the ineffectiveness of the left while you applaud the loony lefts lack of influence. At least we on the left are not creating the problems in the first place. You might win but we at least don’t seem to have a global death wish.
07:40 PM on 12/09/2009
housing crisis created under clinton
the planet hasn't warmed since 2000, clinton's final year
obama can order a withdraw tomorrow, but chose not to

meanwhile bush created a deficit, obama doubled it
bush grew the debt, obama has exploded it
bush had 7% unemployment at his worst, obama is over 10%

the blame bush game has run it's course, PPP's new poll showing Obama leading Bush only 50-44 shows that the left's strawman arguments will no longer work. all that's left is their record of failure.
05:39 PM on 12/09/2009
If the Democratic Party is the party of moderation, any compromise with the right will in itself be pulled away from real change. And without real change, the Democratic Party will be without a raison d’etre. The popularity of the Democratic Party at this point depends on their ability to ably govern with an obstructionist opposition hounding them. The Democrats have to overcome the economic, military and diplomatic obstacles created by conservative governance. However, the Democrats have to do so while being simultaneously unable to stray too far from the policies of those very conservatives whose problems they have to fix.
Is this not an untenable situation? While I agree that the Republican Party is marginalizing itself, could this situation just as easily resolve itself in the destruction of the Left as of the Right? Could the current breed of Conservatism emerge after this period as the only cohesive political ideology with a political party to represent it?
Or am I just worrying too much?
05:19 PM on 12/09/2009
The problem I have with all of these stories about the GOP's immanent demise is that their representation within the general electorate and all the fringe elements that coalesce among them has never changed. When half or more of the electorate does not participate that 20% of cognitively dysfunctional people along with a few % points cleaved off by those ever present wedge issues is how elections are won. It's always been how they have gained power. Disenfranchisement, disgust and apathy in America is how they win. W got 23% of the ELIGIBLE ELECTORATE, everybody understands that Gore won the popular vote, everybody understands the shenanigans that took place in Florida, everybody see's the SCOTUS decision for what it was. The sickening truth about it all is that if half of those eligible to vote weren't constantly inundated with how disgusting and despicable the whole system is, if their ideas of how little their vote would matter anyhow were not systematically reinforced just half of those who don't bother to show up deciding to partake would change the world, literally. Until then no matter how insane they appear the right is going to continue to win elections. In fact watch the gains they make in 2010.
DianneinCA
running forward, laughing...
05:15 PM on 12/09/2009
Great post, Kara. Very insightful and direct. The Republican party has devolved to the point where Reagan would not even know them. They are the American Taliban and every woman, minority and gay should be well aware of the hate mongered tenor of their "platform". The good news is that most reasonable people have seen the religious right for what they are. So true that they are now John Birchers and even worse. That group failed before and will again. The GOP is going down and taking the Taligelicals with them. Or other way around. Either way it is good for our country.

Already the moderate/conservative Democrats are working with the progressives to get something done on health care, climate change etc. Those are the two parties our country now has. The GOP has been not been relevant for some time now.
06:36 PM on 12/09/2009
wow, where to start. those conservative democrats are all now trailing in their districts, and most are retiring rather then face the crushing losses coming their way in 2010.

the democrats with try to demonize the right as much as possible, following the alinsky strategy step by step, but the crushing debt and deficits followed by inflation created by democrats will wipe their centrist members out coast to coast. from dodd, to lincoln, to reid, the democrats are collapsing, and soon all that will be left will be dicky durbin and his band of radicals! hey at least you'll still have al franken lol.
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jadeba
01:05 AM on 12/10/2009
Agree and fanned.
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lgillooly
04:31 PM on 12/09/2009
I hope you are right, but 10's of millions of Americans listen to talk radio every day. They believe the masters of propaganda (otherwise known as pros for corporatocracy)
They still control the message and frame the debate. Until these hosts are held accountable for lying, inciting hatred and fear of the President and omitting pertinent facts when reporting news we are in jeopardy of losing our Democracy. Palin 2012 should fringten us all.
06:37 PM on 12/09/2009
ahh, another liberal who loves the first amendment except when it is used by people who disagree with radical liberals.
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lgillooly
02:18 PM on 12/10/2009
No, just asking for the whole story and not just cherry picked facts that suit an ideology. We deserve, as citizens, to hear all sides. Rush is basically a debater that does not allow the other team to talk. He is a coward. If he is correct why be afraid of another opinion? You are probably a dittohead and have been manipulated to vote against your own intersts as well as what is best for the Country while he laughs all the way to the bank.
Do me a favor. When you listen to Rush, Beck Hannity etc the same 4 special interst groups are protected by them
1. Wall St.
2. Healthcare Industry
3. Big oil
4. Military industrial complex
But they do it in a way that sounds patriotic and repeat it over and over. It is a simple but effective recipe first used by Joseph Goebells.
04:37 PM on 01/05/2010
What does that even refer to??