The Ballad of David VitterOh that Senate's silly Vitter
Airline staffers said, "Please sit here"
But he gate crashed, he's no quitter
What a "Don't you know me?" spitterRoll Call writes that Dave is bitter
As the Tweets are asking Twitter
Does a diaper wrap his sitter?
Do the hookers apply glitter?No New Orleans housing getter
Maybe Stormy's his unsitter
Dave told T-P a sidesplitter
Sitting sadly on the shi**er
* But seriously, here's an old post: Louisiana Senator Killed By New Orleans Prostitute
