03/12/2009 12:09 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

The Ballad of David Vitter (Rhymes With Twitter)


The Ballad of David Vitter

Oh that Senate's silly Vitter
Airline staffers said, "Please sit here"
But he gate crashed, he's no quitter
What a "Don't you know me?" spitter

Roll Call writes that Dave is bitter
As the Tweets are asking Twitter
Does a diaper wrap his sitter?
Do the hookers apply glitter?

No New Orleans housing getter
Maybe Stormy's his unsitter
Dave told T-P a sidesplitter
Sitting sadly on the shi**er

* But seriously, here's an old post: Louisiana Senator Killed By New Orleans Prostitute