An anonymous source reveals, close to the White House, the real reason why President Bush has nominated Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court. The reason insiders explain is Harriet Miers’s former position as the Lottery Commissioner of Texas. Mr. Bush would like to put to use her experience in Lotto for the Supreme Court. He has expressed interest in revamping the Supreme Court to function in some cases, as a National Lottery. Besides initiating Supreme Court Lotto, President Bush would like to see the Supreme Court seats offered in ways that mirror American culture via a National Lottery. This Lotto contest appointment would be available to any citizen who would “play to win”. Of course, there are other considerations to take into account but the Whitehouse press secretary has said, “ that’s only details.” President Bush would also make available, additional Supreme Court seats similar to seats sold and held on The Stock Exchange. Companies, individuals could purchase seats and/ or rent them.
Why is the President not satisfied with a nine judge court? Recently, the President was visiting a kindergarten classroom. It was while he was reading The Golden Book of Numbers to the children that the idea came to him. He blurted out to the children “ What is so special about nine judges? Why nine? Ten is a stronger, easier, number to round out and add up. Or why not make it a dozen?”
The first additional seat will be available by a national lottery. It will be called Supreme Lotto. Ms. Harriet Miers could double dip her duties by being in charge of Supreme Lotto and continue her duties on the bench. Ms. Miers duties would be to oversee the creation of a scratch off Supreme Lotto. The Scratch Off initial design is a photo of the nine Supreme Court Judges with a mysterious, clouded face of a 10th judge. The game is played by scratching off the 10th judge’s question mark head.. If the number 10 was revealed, you win the appointment. The saying “This Could Be You” would be somewhere on the ticket as a second game or promotional strategy.
Vice President Dick Cheney said while coming out of anesthesia for knee surgery “ Get that face of John Roberts on something. His face has got to get on a ticket.”
There is another Supreme Lotto game in development called “Here Comes The Judge.” This is the deal breaker, the game can only go forward if the rights to Garrett Morris saying “Here comes the judge” from the 1960’s TV show Laugh In can be obtained. This scratch off, special 5-dollar Supreme Lotto game will have certain cases decided like Roe VS Wade, Bush VS. Gore, Eminent Domain or Affirmative Action. All of this is in development for the maximum benefit for the nation. And in some cases will not be available in Florida.
Since Homeland Security has been trademarked there is an issue of trade marking the Supreme Court. In a related Whitehouse matter, President Bush is disturbed by the show the West Wing. And now with Gina Davis portraying a female president, Mr. Bush is clearly concerned. “Do we get any residuals? Do we get any intellectual property, copyright or something” he is said to have asked Karl Rove. This is my house they are portraying, my job. Where is my take?”
Scott McClellan is reported to be brokering a deal for creating a Supreme Court reality show in a fictional style like Cheers. The network told the Whitehouse a lot has happened in the media since Cheers. With Will and Grace, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and Oprah you need to make the court reflect America’s audience. An Extreme Makeover show is being considered with actor look a likes playing the judges. Court TV is said to be interested
When Scott McClellan was asked if the Supreme Court was being sold out. The press secretary answered, “this isn’t about the court it is about ratings. The Supreme Court will only be a backdrop like the bar at Cheers. The President always related to Sam Malone as a character, with the baseball, the drinking. He even feels that Dianne is like his Laura. A little uptight, bookish.”
The President Bush has also been in discussion with Donald Trump about creating his own Apprentice reality show. An aide was known to have heard Mr. Bush slamming the phone down yelling “Pay or Play.” When the aide looked into the Oval Office and asked what’s wrong? President Bush said “Donald said, You’re fired! And hung up.”
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