5 Things Americans Need to Know About Obama the Elitist Muslim

Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn't the only one on to the "fellow who's bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama's trip to the Middle East to see his darker, more Muslimer, elitister, and inexperienceder side.

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Obama is such an elitist, he makes his staff ride camels. Guess there's no room for them in his Prius.

*Voight's experience includes having a head on his shoulders and an occasional thought. As he explained to fellow intellectual Bill O'Reilly, "I have a, you know, a head on my shoulders, and I can think of a few things."

Comments

[astroeric]

I'm just glad to have a kool "family" in the White house. A V.P. that wont shoot your face off, ohhh and a President that can speak in complete sentences while having an intellectual conversation.

[astroeric]

I'm just glad to have a "family" back in the white house. A V.P. that wont shot your face off, Ohhh and a president that can speak in complete sentences while having an intellectual conversation!

[retromega]

Good points all but you missed the Greatest thing Jon Voight has ever done! Of course its not fair to point out how he stalked his daughter for year so we won't mention that. Jon Voight is the first actor ever to be upstaged by a chimney where in the Classic Anaconda he let a chimney carry the action and a snake display emotional sensitivity. Its a good thing that he is now working hard on thinking a thought. If he comes up with one he will look for a script writer so he can go into politics.

[melissamsouza]

Hilarious, thanks.

[4real]

Thanks for the laughs Katie.

[Paramendra Bhagat]

Why are we trying to figure out if Obama is a Muslim? Can't we just look at his middle name?

http://technbiz.blogspot.com

[The One V]

My name is Irish......I have absolutely no Irish blood in me. You, my friend, need to expand your horizons.

[shallowthoughts]

My middle name is Donald. Does that mean I am a duck?

[FunkyP]

Sure Hindu.

[Shrinath]

Paramendra Bhagat:

You are just spamming us with your site add. I am marking you as abusive. Abusing us genuine readers and commenters with your ill thought and intellectually constipated rants.

[Cookie100]

Uh, my middle name is HUSSEIN, WHAT OF IT RACIST! You look a little muslimey to me!

[Shrinath]

Yes! How dare he! A Harvard Law grad who actually had to study through the course and keep weekend jobs. But seriously, look at the body language of all the diplomats and leaders with O. They appear relaxed. Progress finally!!

[dotsthefunist]

Lol an they rode them camels without western saddles

[mrgoodbar]

LOL!

[zanzig]

Excellent, especially since it probably is exactly how some of these right wing dopes think! Almost on par with a Ministerial advisor here (in Australia) who claimed that, even as a WASP man, he was well able to advise the Minister on multicultural matters, because after all he has known the Minister (who is of Italian ancestry) for 22 years.

[LMPE]

And did you hear? Obama can actually make a coherent speech about our country's history! How dare he!

[trueconservative4life]

He can't without reading someone elses words... nice try though.

[yellowdoggie]

Someone else's words? Like whose? Webster's?

[trueconservative4life]

He can't without reading some0ne elses words... nice try though.

[trueconservative4life]

can't without reading some0ne el$es words... nice try though.

[trueconservative4life]

I bet Obama cannot make a coherent speech about our history without reading some writers words. FACT!!!!!!

[trueconservative4life]

why in the world are there 4 of the same... my bad no idea what happened

[ZoeyMO]

Your "bet" is not fact. Sorry. Though, I have no problem with someone reading other writers words on history before deciding what they want to say. It means that person is concerned with actually getting it right. Refreshing for a change.

[LauraD]

See?

If you keep repeating the same line of crap over and over again, eventually it becomes true, at very least in the minds of those who are full of it.

That's what trueconser­vative4lif­e seems to think, anyway.

[Cacaoatl]

Now that is what is meant by satire...Great Job!!!

[DontselltheUS]

Ha! Funny! Especially the mime.

[KillBillV2]

Okay THAT was hilarious! I loved it!

I know one thing for sure about him: He's hawt!