5 Things Americans Need to Know About Obama the Elitist Muslim

Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn't the only one on to the "fellow who's bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama's trip to the Middle East to see his darker, more Muslimer, elitister, and inexperienceder side.

• • • • • Obama is such an elitist, he makes his staff ride camels. Guess there's no room for them in his Prius.

*Voight's experience includes having a head on his shoulders and an occasional thought. As he explained to fellow intellectual Bill O'Reilly, "I have a, you know, a head on my shoulders, and I can think of a few things."

Comments

[astroeric]

11:14 AM on 06/22/2009

I'm just glad to have a kool "family" in the White house. A V.P. that wont shoot your face off, ohhh and a President that can speak in complete sentences while having an intellectual conversation.

[astroeric]

11:04 AM on 06/22/2009

I'm just glad to have a "family" back in the white house. A V.P. that wont shot your face off, Ohhh and a president that can speak in complete sentences while having an intellectual conversation!

[retromega]

06:20 PM on 06/13/2009

Good points all but you missed the Greatest thing Jon Voight has ever done! Of course its not fair to point out how he stalked his daughter for year so we won't mention that. Jon Voight is the first actor ever to be upstaged by a chimney where in the Classic Anaconda he let a chimney carry the action and a snake display emotional sensitivity. Its a good thing that he is now working hard on thinking a thought. If he comes up with one he will look for a script writer so he can go into politics.

[melissamsouza]

02:31 PM on 06/12/2009

Hilarious, thanks.

[4real]

01:32 PM on 06/12/2009

Thanks for the laughs Katie.

[Paramendra Bhagat]

08:05 AM on 06/12/2009

Why are we trying to figure out if Obama is a Muslim? Can't we just look at his middle name?

http://technbiz.blogspot.com

[The One V]

09:15 AM on 06/12/2009

My name is Irish......I have absolutely no Irish blood in me. You, my friend, need to expand your horizons.

[shallowthoughts]

10:14 AM on 06/12/2009

My middle name is Donald. Does that mean I am a duck?

[Shrinath]

03:35 AM on 06/12/2009

Yes! How dare he! A Harvard Law grad who actually had to study through the course and keep weekend jobs. But seriously, look at the body language of all the diplomats and leaders with O. They appear relaxed. Progress finally!!

[dotsthefunist]

01:13 AM on 06/12/2009

Lol an they rode them camels without western saddles

[mrgoodbar]

10:47 PM on 06/11/2009

LOL!

[zanzig]

08:17 PM on 06/11/2009

Excellent, especially since it probably is exactly how some of these right wing dopes think! Almost on par with a Ministerial advisor here (in Australia) who claimed that, even as a WASP man, he was well able to advise the Minister on multicultural matters, because after all he has known the Minister (who is of Italian ancestry) for 22 years.

[LMPE]

07:16 PM on 06/11/2009

And did you hear? Obama can actually make a coherent speech about our country's history! How dare he!

[trueconservative4life]

01:31 PM on 06/12/2009

He can't without reading someone elses words... nice try though.

[yellowdoggie]

06:02 PM on 06/12/2009

Someone else's words? Like whose? Webster's?

[trueconservative4life]

01:32 PM on 06/12/2009

He can't without reading some0ne elses words... nice try though.

[Cacaoatl]

06:16 PM on 06/11/2009

Now that is what is meant by satire...Great Job!!!

[DontselltheUS]

03:57 PM on 06/11/2009

Ha! Funny! Especially the mime.

[KillBillV2]

02:29 PM on 06/11/2009

Okay THAT was hilarious! I loved it!

I know one thing for sure about him: He's hawt!