Five Facts America Needs to Know About Sonia Sotomayor

Meticulously anal pundits, like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh, intellectual heavy weights Tom Tancredo, and ex-convict/current actor/ radio personality G. Gordon Liddy have exposed Judge Sotomayor for what she really is: a KKK-supporting, racist, menstruator/pre-menstruator who hates white people and speaks to aliens.


Sotomayors' own beliefs confirm she is a Racist, Sexist, Elitist, Class-Warfare-Inciting Nazi. You be the judge!

1. FACT: Sotomayor believes that Latinos' Spanish is better than non-Latinos'
2. FACT: Sotomayor believes that women have more estrogen than men
3. FACT: Sotomayor believes that poor people have less money than rich people.
4. FACT: Sotomayor is such a liberal elitist, she doesn't just live in the North East of the country.The neighborhood she was born and raised in is on the East side of the Bronx. The Bronx is to the North of Manhattan.  I'll let you do the math.
   
5. FACT: "Sotomayor" means "Hitler in Spanish

Comments

[Sybil Adelman Sage]

05:15 PM on 06/01/2009

So totally funny. Disregard anyone who doesn't think so. They need to go to humor school.

[schatsie]

10:05 PM on 06/01/2009

exactly!

[Tyler-Durden]

03:22 PM on 06/01/2009

sorry, not funny.

[Jose Quiles]

02:38 PM on 06/01/2009

Where is John Wayne when you need him the most. He got rid of the native americans and all of the racist minorities in this great country of ours. OOPS, I forgot, I'm a minority and I am from the Bronx. sorry.

[sunbeltvoter]

01:03 PM on 06/01/2009

Wrong wrong wrong. Poor people don't have less money than rich people.

Rich people have more money than poor people. Get your RNC/Limbaugh Approved™ Talking Hate Points staight.

[rjmiller]

02:25 PM on 06/01/2009

I believe they prefer the term "economically advantaged."

[BlueFloyd]

12:34 PM on 06/01/2009

I bet if d ick cheney read this piece out loud, it would be funny

[sheilaofmiami]

12:26 PM on 06/01/2009

Thanks for confirming this for me.

[sheilaofmiami]

10:47 AM on 06/01/2009

This did not poke enough at the loonies. Not as funny as intended, or I am not awake yet.

[Json]

12:03 PM on 06/01/2009

You are awake. (It wasn't funny.)

[incognito-ergo-sum]

01:18 PM on 06/02/2009

sheilaofmiani, I am barely awake at 11:00. good to see another night owl. It was only partly funny.