How to Save Health Care Reform: Teabagger-friendly Re-Branding

The Health Care vote in the house was close. And it still needs to
pass
the Senate. Poor branding, such as the term Public Option, didn't help
the cause. But it's not too late to win the support of Republican
enemies and
the Teabaggers who control them. I submit a list of re-branding
alternatives that will have Obamacare foes supporting health care
reform faster than you can say Death Panels! Vote on which one will have the Teabaggers Teabagging for reform.

The Private Option
The Keep the Government out of my Medicare/ Medicaid Option
• The Eternal Life Panels Option
The "This Option Kills Commies" Option
The "This Option Defeats Gay Marriage" Option
The "This Option makes a magical wall that keeps out the illegal aliens" Option
The "Let's Trivialize the Holocaust by Comparing it to Health Care Reform" Option
• The WWBMW (What Would Baby Maddie Weawy Weawy Want) Option