Oregon Stripper-Mayor Stripped of Power: Let Freedom Reign!

Arlington, Oregon Mayor Carmen Kontur-Gronquist was stripped of her political power through a recall vote on Monday, after 3-year-old pictures of Kontur-Gronquist wearing (not too skimpy) underwear surfaced on the internets. With all due respect to my esteemed colleague, Brian Fairbanks, the "world is NOT on the warpath against female politicians." The mayor stripper was on our warpath against America. Not only did she harm the mayorlty of America forever through her stripping policies, she harmed Arlington, Oregon through her golf policies. At the end of the day, according to the recall cheerleader Ron Miller, this was about something much bigger than washboard abs and amazing arms: "the recall vote was also about some of her decisions as mayor...That included her management of the city golf course."

Mayor Stripper, have you no shame? She shows no signs of remorse: "I wouldn't change anything. I wouldn't. It is what it is. I'm proud of myself for doing what I did...for hanging in there." And even worse, she's selling signed copies of the photos on ebay. And is she giving the proceeds to a worthy charity? Like the golf course? No. The morally bankrupt mayor-stripper is donating the money to the local health department. I'm going to be sick.

This post originally appeared on Scanner.