P.U.M.A. Hunting

09/01/2008 10:51 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Check out these PUMAs. They out themselves pretty easily as McCain fans in Hillary fans' clothing. This guy (let's call him Ed) is the least convincing "life-long-democrat" ever. He is such a corn-fed life-long-Republican. As for the older woman (We'll call her Estel), I think she's one of those used to be progressive types who is now an old bitter racist. The other woman (who we'll call Roberta) may actually be crazy. She was kind of nice.

Estel literally blows my mind open into a million pieces with her democrat versus democratic distinction. What a difference a suffix can make! Holy crap! You do not learn this stuff in Political Science class.