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Turkeys and the Farce of the Presidential Pardon

Posted: 11/23/11 10:35 AM ET

Thanksgiving may be the loveliest of our national holidays -- a truly American tradition that anyone can be a part of regardless of faith. Yet, it has a dark side that haunts me every year: Turkeys, 40 million of them, are slaughtered for this holiday. And slaughter is only the gruesome end to a turkey's short and miserable existence.

Punctuating my dismay is the annual National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation to the president. In times past, the president was not obligated to pardon the turkey given to him. When President Reagan was asked in 1981 what he would do with a gifted turkey he replied: "Eat him."

In 1989, the peculiar tradition of pardoning turkeys officially began. Ironically, the to-be-pardoned turkey (and its alternate) are given to the president by the National Turkey Association, a "national advocate" for the turkey industry, i.e. by those who lobby in Washington to "increase demand" for turkeys.

It is an incongruous and bizarre ritual, the camera-friendly exception that only serves to prove the rule. It is a moment of false mercy sponsored by those in the business of being increasingly merciless in the pursuit of profit. A farce designed to make us, as a nation, feel the brief high of witnessing a seemingly compassionate act.

But what about all of those other turkeys that get served up at the White House Thanksgiving dinner? What about the millions and millions of Thanksgiving turkeys without faces, those we don't see until they are dead, naked and neatly wrapped in plastic?

The presidential turkey pardon reminds me of a butcher shop sign with a grinning pig in its logo.

The life of a turkey is brief and wretched. While the natural lifespan is up to 12 years,
turkeys are typically slaughtered within 5 months. According to PETA, most of them spend their lives:

[O]n factory farms, where thousands...are packed into dark sheds with no more than 3.5 square feet of space per bird. To keep the extremely crowded birds from scratching and pecking each other to death, workers cut off portions of the birds' toes and upper beaks with hot blades... No painkillers are used during these procedures.

Due to genetic engineering, antibiotics and hormones, factory-farmed turkeys end up so big -- often 35 lbs, compared to a natural weight of around 18 lbs -- that many can't even walk, let alone fly. They also can't naturally reproduce, meaning that all of them must be artificially inseminated.

And then it's off to the slaughterhouse where, according to a Humane Society report, turkeys are:
[H]ung upside-down on shackles that pass over an electrified water bath.... The birds are given an electric shock that is meant to render them unconscious and immobile while their necks are cut. However, when shackled turkeys are conveyed through the water bath, they may experience electric shocks before they are stunned into unconsciousness, because their wings, hanging lower than their heads, may touch the water before their heads are submerged. Additionally, not all birds are stunned adequately prior to exsanguination and are conscious while their throats are cut.

Not to mention those poor turkeys unfortunate enough to still be alive at this stage who "are scalded to death in boiling-hot defeathering tanks."

We make fairly arbitrary distinctions between the animals we revere and those we eat. In fact, Benjamin Franklin wanted America's national bird to be the turkey. He said it was 'a bird of courage' and 'a true original native of America.' The thought of eating a horse, a dog or a cat might disgust you. But, it is no different than eating a pig, a cow or a chicken. Somewhere along the way, our society decided which animals we would eat, but they are all sentient beings with personalities, intelligence, fear, joy and pain.

The majority of people are conditioned to quickly disassociate the living, breathing, feeling animal from the meat they eat. We are so readily ignorant of where our food comes from that we even rename some of it: pork not pig, beef not cow, veal not calf.

Paul McCartney famously said: "If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian." Whether that's true or not, knowledge of the conditions in which our livestock live and die could help us - at a minimum - to rally for vast improvements to those conditions. And hopefully garner some vegetarians along the way. Glass walls might be impractical, but we could start with mandatory video cameras in all livestock facilities.

Every year, when our president lets two lucky birds off the hook (literally), let us think of all of those that aren't so lucky, including the turkeys the president and his guests later feast on. The hypocrisy of this tradition must be acknowledged. If the pardon really means something, if it is more than the empty gesture of a photo-op, then the president must lead by example and expose the brutal and greedy tactics of an industry insufficiently held accountable. Perhaps one year, we will have a president principled enough to pardon all of the animals that would otherwise end up on his plate and instead celebrate a vegetarian Thanksgiving at the White House.

And as we sit with our loved ones on Thursday, let's remember that the turkey in front of us - beautifully and thoughtfully displayed on the table - was not thankful. He had absolutely nothing to be thankful for.

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Want ideas for vegetarian Thanksgiving recipes? Check out "A Vegan Thanksgiving: 12 Recipes That Could Change Your Holiday" or Food and Wine's "Vegetarian Thanksgiving Recipes"

Learn how you can sponsor a turkey and make a difference: "Thanksgiving Turkeys: How You Can Support Ethical Treatment"


 

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Thanksgiving may be the loveliest of our national holidays -- a truly American tradition that anyone can be a part of regardless of faith. Yet, it has a dark side that haunts me every year: Turkeys, 4...
Thanksgiving may be the loveliest of our national holidays -- a truly American tradition that anyone can be a part of regardless of faith. Yet, it has a dark side that haunts me every year: Turkeys, 4...
 
 
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03:03 PM on 11/27/2011
This is so well written! Thank you for posting it.
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mudshark12
Now who are you jiving with that cosmik debris?
11:28 PM on 11/24/2011
How much do you want to bet that Barrack himself was thinking "Oh no, it's time for me to waste my time with this farce of pardoning 2 Turkeys (again) because they MAKE me do it and it's expected from me."

He knows he'll be criticized if he don't do it and be hounded by questions about why he didn't do it, so truck them Turkeys out here and get this over with.

I think Kirsten Shamberg summed it up well when she wrote: It is an incongruous and bizarre ritual, the camera-friendly exception that only serves to prove the rule. It is a moment of false mercy sponsored by those in the business of being increasingly merciless in the pursuit of profit. A farce designed to make us, as a nation, feel the brief high of witnessing a seemingly compassionate act.
06:51 PM on 11/24/2011
Amazing to think that Obama pardons 2 Turkeys every year , but there are still around 3000 people on death row in the States !
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01:19 PM on 11/24/2011
I would submit that most meat eaters are disingenuous, either consciously or otherwise, in these kinds of discussions -- both to their opponents and to themselves.

Some speak of freedom, sharp teeth, digestive enzymes, food chains, intelligence disparities, biological imperatives, nutritional requirements, customs and traditions, evolutionary fitness, natural selection, moral relativism, "humane" treatment, soul endowment, etc., not for purposes of honest debate, but as after-the-fact justifications for their appetites. It is difficult to overcome any activity that gives us so much enjoyment.

For some, a kind of smug superiority and sense of entitlement underlie every "argument" they present. Some portray themselves as callous and jaded, adding humorous overtones in an attempt to appear detached. Some view these discussions mainly as opportunities to make fun of people. Only a handful, I believe, are amoral. Most are motivated by a sense of subconscious guilt, at least to some extent. Whether you wish to acknowledge it or not, there is a conflict beneath that self-satisfied veneer. That which permits us to mistreat and/or unnecessarily kill another sentient being is fundamentally at odds with what constitutes a civilized society.

Compassion is neither selective nor conditional; it simply is or is not. Which one applies to you?
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Paul Weikel
02:23 PM on 11/24/2011
So by your logic if someone eats meat or responds in anyway to you ( or on this article) they must be feeling subconsciously guilty or lack basic compassion. Your arguement lacks merit and is your bias is showing in your basic premise.
03:23 PM on 11/24/2011
Well as human beings, we have a choice (in more affluent countries, obviously) of what we eat. The vast majority of us plain and simply do not need to consume meat. This can be proven easily by looking at the hundreds of thousands of vegetarians. So yes, I would consider choosing to eat another slaughtered being for pleasure a lack of compassion.
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02:40 PM on 11/25/2011
Who in this debate shows no bias?
03:20 PM on 11/24/2011
Very well said. People will say (and do say) anything to justify what they want. If you can't argue both sides of the coin, then your coin doesn't exist.
11:13 AM on 11/24/2011
I find the "pardon" of a turkey a mockery of the fact that as Americans we find it "ok" to put humans to death. This goes way beyond the bird.
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gtoya1331
I can't understand it FOR you
10:04 AM on 11/24/2011
humans have never treated one another humanely why would animals get a pass?
12:02 PM on 11/24/2011
So you are saying we should just treat everyone and everything like crap? I am very glad you do not run anything.
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gtoya1331
I can't understand it FOR you
08:59 PM on 11/24/2011
No this is what YOU said, my post speaks for itself. I'm glad I don't run things either...why would I want to be responsible for you?
08:11 AM on 11/25/2011
I think you have it the other way around...it is because people do such horrific things to animals on a daily basis, taught by their parents and passed on to the next generation, which enables us to treat one another inhumanely. We made violence the norm, and so it is. Think about it, if everyone makes a conscious choice to no longer kill animals for selfish reasons, if we all decide to do the selfless thing as part of our daily life, how likely are we to fight wars? How likely are we to do the terrible things we do to each other? I would have loved to have seen such a non-violent world, and it is possible, all it needs is for us to ditch the meat and stop acting like a mindless herd. So, the tragedy and the irony is that not only animals suffer, but people do too, and the fact that people can't even do the right thing on the day they are suppose to give 'thanks' is extremely disappointing.
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gtoya1331
I can't understand it FOR you
12:34 PM on 11/25/2011
your premise is that humanity's cruelty to animals is the cause of cruelty to one another...seriously? okay.
06:51 AM on 11/24/2011
Wonderful article. I love the idea of Thanksgiving -- getting together with friends and family for a relaxing meal for which we take the time to be grateful. Why that meal has focus on the carcass of tortured animal I have no idea. I find it disgusting.

Last night, I had a small group of family at my house. I lit a fire, opened a nice bottle of wine, and served a wonderful vegetarian soup that filed the house with a sweet and spicy smell. When it was over, I scrubbed out one pot. My stomach was satisfied, not stretched to the max with meat, gravy, and pounds of butter.

Today, I will attend a crowded parade in front of a huge department store. People dressed as pilgrims, Indians, and even cheeseburgers will parade past us. We will see licensed cartoon characters float by. At the end, Santa's sled will appear -- marking the end of the event and the beginning of a frenzied shopping season in which people will buy stuff they don't need, with money they don't have. After the parade, I will join a huge group of family (some of whom I'm not speaking to, but for just today, I'll have to pretend that everything is fine), where we will shovel down as much food as we can -- including the tortured animal -- in the space of a few hours. After this, some people (who are already dangerously overweight) will lie on a couch, unable to
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manikajo
08:26 AM on 11/24/2011
Maybe those people would be better off if you didn't show up. If family and friends don't mean anything to you, why be a hypocrite?
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lendmeanear
09:34 AM on 11/24/2011
Well aren't we proud of you.
04:50 AM on 11/24/2011
what a way to ruin thxgiving..... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
02:37 AM on 11/24/2011
I'm eating turkey, and I don't care what anyone thinks about it. You eat what you want.
01:53 AM on 11/24/2011
What seems to be lost on a lot of reactionary commenters here is that while, yes, meat eating, is rampant throughout ecology, we, homo sapiens are unique as a species to have a) envisioned alternatives to such, and, b) given the energy- and resource-intensive means by which we satisfy our need for meat coupled with sustainability for our ever-exploding population...WE CAN'T AFFORD TO RAISE FELLOW SENTIENT SPECIES ON THE SCALE THAT WE DO, ALL THE WHILE SUBJECTING THEM TO A HELLISH EXISTENCE FOR THE PURPOSE OF CHOWING THEM DOWN...while we fully realize that a diet consisting mostly of vegetables will provide for a more sustainable future. Seriously folks...you do know that one hamburger is estimated to consume 2500 gallons of water to bring to your table, right?
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moonchild62
Solution: publicly funded elections
11:25 AM on 11/24/2011
The sad part is they don't care. They absolutely do not care.
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Cassandra Holly
01:52 AM on 11/24/2011
When I read the title, I was expecting something humorous about how silly the presidential turkey pardon is. I was not expecting this poor attempt at a guilt trip from the pulpit of veganism. Sure, animals could be treated more humanely. We could push for this without being vegetarians, but all this talk about how there'd be more vegetarians if they saw the slaughterhouses is downright nonsense. Do you think those slaughterhouses run themselves? Do you think the countless people who work in the slaughterhouses are all vegetarians now?
Regardless, humans are omnivores. It's in our biology. It's in our history. Even when we had to slaughter our own livestock, we were still omnivores. I will continue to enjoy my meat sans guilt, but nice try there.
08:36 AM on 11/25/2011
Well, if you insist violence to be your norm, then it probably is for you. Although, it does say a lot about someone who feels no guilt even while admitting that the animals are gotten in an inhumane way. I guess we all define our level of humanity, which is measured and characterized by our level or compassion, integrity, empathy, altruism. Sadly, some choose to their bars really low, to the detriment to society of course. And I feel sorry for the slaughterhouse workers, it is not a job I would wish on anyone. And there are many stories on how their occupation wreck their communities and their personal lives. It is no surprise that almost all people choose to pay someone else to have the animals killed, contrary to what you might think, we are as blood lusting as you see it.
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Cassandra Holly
01:42 AM on 11/26/2011
Did you miss the part where I said that animals could be treated more humanely but that people could push for this without being vegetarians? Unless you think eating any meat is violence, in which case, sure, call me as violent as you wish. I see absolutely nothing wrong with eating the diet that our bodies are naturally suited for.
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Rachel Houtman
01:32 AM on 11/24/2011
I am a compassionate carnivore, married to a vegetarian (born and raised), and feel healthier eating meat than not. The meat I eat is raised on grass (which we can't process) and is slaughtered humanely (yes, it is possible). Without people willing to pay for meat that is raised in such a way, these breeds will go extinct, and the only animals raised will be those raised on feed lots and factory farms. Seems like a pretty obvious choice to me.
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Cassandra Holly
01:59 AM on 11/24/2011
Pretty obvious if you can afford it. It's a struggle right now to keep food on the table with the ever increasing cost of living that isn't being matched with increase in income. Trying to pay twice as much (or more) for humanely raised meat just isn't an option.
10:32 AM on 11/24/2011
Eat less meat then and only buy humanely raised meat. It's better than nothing and your arteries will thank you.
02:17 AM on 11/24/2011
Nothing obvious about it at all. It's impossible to meet the current demand for meat with small family farms; that's a privilege that most people can't afford. The solution isn't the oxymoron of "humane slaughter"* but reducing demand for meat.

*please, I beg of you, if you ever meet me, please don't treat me humanely
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thrugreeneyez
01:15 AM on 11/24/2011
Thank you for Kersten so much for putting into words so eloquently exactly how I feel!!! I despise the custom of the Presidential pardon of two turkeys! What about all of the other poor mistreated turkeys? What do Sasha and Melia think? Aren't they sad for the other turkeys? It's so hypocritical to pardon these 2 turkeys.
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Myrddnn
Fear is the mind killer
01:44 AM on 11/24/2011
The fact that animals die to feed us is a consequense of our biology. It happens that our systems are designed to process effeciently exactly that type of protien in the right portions (yes we eat
WAY too much). Knowing and learning that is good for all children, including President Obama's. That said, the tradition has been a harmless and humorous one for a long time and making a big deal out of it is just looking for a reason to be outraged.....
02:21 AM on 11/24/2011
"The fact that animals die to feed us is a consequens­e of our biology."

That makes no sense. Us making a choice is a consequence of our physiology? Well I guess in the trivial sense that any decision-making by us is based on neurophysiological processes. In this sense, watching tv or serial killing are consequences of our biology.
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JeanRR
07:52 AM on 11/25/2011
Fanned
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Ali Nazifpour
01:11 AM on 11/24/2011
I've been to the slaughterhouse many times and I don't care. As long as animals haven't written a Hamlet or haven't passed laws they get to be under the food chain eaten by more awesome species.

(And for the record I'll happily eat dog or horse or cute bunnies or anything. If it moves I'll eat it).

Is it cruel? Yes it is. Is cruelty always a bad thing? No it's not.
02:22 AM on 11/24/2011
"As long as animals haven't written a Hamlet"

Have you written a Hamlet? Should the quality of your argumentation be used to evaluate your moral worth?
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Ali Nazifpour
05:07 AM on 11/24/2011
My species have. You know that I'm not talking about individual animals, I'm talking about the species in general.
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lendmeanear
09:26 AM on 11/24/2011
This post is hillarious!!!
01:05 AM on 11/24/2011
We have pointy teeth for a reason
01:13 AM on 11/24/2011
Ever looked at a gorillas teeth? Almost entirely herbivorous except for some insects and they sure have some pointy teeth.
01:16 AM on 11/24/2011
Fanned!!