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New Stock broker Keyboard Proposed

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In light of the stock market "flash crash" yesterday that may have been caused by an order that was mistakenly filed in "b"illions instead of "m"illions, I propose that all stock brokers immediately replace their standard computer keyboard like the one shown here:

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... with the newly designed keyboard below:

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Props to my friend Alex Chapple who helped cook this one up!