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Larry Gellman

Larry Gellman

Posted April 22, 2009 | 12:00 PM (EST)

Lenin Rules!


I have really been struggling lately to figure out what in the world has happened to my Republican friends who used to make so much sense and to the so-called cable news channels which have become more and more of an oxymoron. But I struggle no more.

I now realize that what appears on the surface to be self-destructive insanity is really just a posthumous victory lap being run by that great champion of the Right--Vladimir Ilyich Lenin.

It was Lenin, after all, who almost 100 years ago stated what has become the mantra of the angry Right and the deluded media nearly a century later:

A lie told often enough becomes the truth

It's ironic but appropriate that at a time when Right wing leaders are comparing Obama to Mussolini, Hitler, and Marx that the GOP should get in on the historical bandwagon. And it couldn't come at a better time. With the Republican Party leaderless and falling in popularity, the Right is in desperate need of a philosophical guru with a solid resume and a recognizable name.

Actually, the first sign of the GOP's modeling of Lenin appeared during the 2000 Republican presidential primary campaign in South Carolina when "Bush's Brain" Karl Rove launched a massive phone smear campaign against John McCain during which callers told the locals that McCain had fathered a black baby. In fact, McCain and his wife had adopted a child from Bangladesh.

When caught in the lie, instead of apologizing and stopping the calls, Turd Blossom (as his boss affectionately referred to him) Rove ordered his charges to just keep smilin' and dialin' and repeating the lies with greater conviction than ever. Bush knocked McCain out of the race and thus a movement was born.

Once elected, Bush carried Lenin's formula to new levels. He assured us that Iraq was involved in 9/11 and had tried to procure nuclear fuel from Niger long after he knew that neither statement was true. He talked about Pat Tillman's heroic death at the hands of a hostile enemy for weeks after he was told that Tillman was killed by friendly fire. He assured us that Americans don't torture--even as he insisted we needed to keep doing it. He promised us that no American need worry about abuse of warrantless wiretaps--even as he claimed they were essential. It was Lenin's model--lie, and if you get caught, keep lying. No apologies, no shame, just lies.

That's a mini recap. Everyone but Dick Cheney now knows all that stuff. But it helps explain a lot.

Otherwise one might think that the clowns who now call themselves leaders of the GOP came up with this whole idea about lying and lying some more on their own. It is comforting to know they're just copying their gurus Lenin and Rove.

So when President Obama insists on not bailing out bankrupt banks or car makers without getting rid of bad management or limiting executive pay and Republicans accuse him of nationalizing American business or being a socialist--now I know they're not stupid, they're just lying.

And when they say that Obama is raising all our taxes when he's actually cutting them for all but a handful of the wealthiest Americans, I am comforted that they're not confused. They're just doing what Rove did when he assured Scott McClellan and the American people that old Turd Blossom had nothing to do with the outing of Valerie Plame.

I no longer worry about those who still believe that Obama is a secret Muslim or that he is not an American. They are just angry hateful people who lie to give their screeds a thin patina of respectability--very thin.

And when my Republican friends call for a teabagging party (I'm not even going to go there) and complain that we're being taxed to death at the very time when taxes have never been lower in our lifetimes, I don't even bother trying to straighten them out any more. Because I know they are not misinformed--they are just lying and lying and lying and lying.

Actually, most Americans know they're lying too. That's why while the Right claims that there is a revolution afoot and the common folk are mad as hell, polls continue to show that Obama's popularity is rising toward 70 percent while the popularity of Republicans is at a 30-year low. Those same polls show that three times as many of us believe the country is now on the right track as felt that way six months ago. That doesn't sound or feel much like a revolution to me.

Based on those polls and common sense, it seems that Lenin's mantra might not be working so well in an age of blogging, the Internet, Google, fact-checking, Wikopedia, and YouTube. It's really a shame. Now, after honing the art of lying and denial to a perfect science, my Right wing friends might have to look for another approach.

So much to do and so little time. No one ever said it would be fair.

 
 
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07:42 PM on 04/28/2009
Does Karl Rove have no shame? Has he ever read The Constitution? Can we take away his citizenship and ship him off to some other country?
12:13 PM on 04/23/2009
The complicity of national news networks is a major reason I don't get much of my news from them too. Maybe that's why their profits down.
11:43 AM on 04/23/2009
Although the sarcasm in this article rings true, we should not get carried away and condemn all republicans while giving a blank check to Obama and his team. A little inspection shows that, for instance, so far there isn't that much difference between the handling of the economic crisis by the new incumbent and the previous administration. The use of drones in Pakistan did not cease with Obama's arrival to power and the stance of the USA in the middle east is no different than before. It's a wonderful idea to call liars for what they are but then, we must denounce ALL liars, even the ones that are on our side. Failing that is like saying a half truth, which is a whole lie!
10:56 PM on 04/26/2009
What you say is true. But there's a big difference between the lies and incompetence of the Bush adminstration that helped to create our multiple messes and the actions that the new president is taking to try to get us out of them. It's true that Obama might have to shift behavior slowly in some cases to keep the patient from dying from shock. But at least he's being honest and straight forward in talking about what he's doing and why. That in itself is a real sea change.
04:14 PM on 04/22/2009
You have officially hit the nail on the head. The trick is to keep lying no matter what. They will tell you their mother is dead while she is sitting right there. And when it is pointed out that she is sitting right there, they will dispute it. That is the 'new reality' they claim to invent. Now if we can just publicize the fact that all Republicans lie all the time, and get prominent people to call out the liars, we might make some headway. The sad part is that no one wants to be 'impolite' by pointing out the lies to their faces. In my view, humiliation is our only weapon. We must mock them at every turn. We HAVE to delegitimize them. If we don't do it now, they will return in a much more virilant form.
04:04 PM on 04/22/2009
But we need to continue to watch for internet censoring by the major corporations who run the internet. You know - the ones who would greatly benifit from that censorship. We already know that they want as much loosening on media/communication rules as possible. We know how a loosening of rules has worked wonders in the financial sector.

Recently they have tried to put caps in selected areas on usage. The internet is the only open means of communication that we have. Perhaps that's why people like O'reilly call it evil.

All this to say - if we want to keep our check of those lies we need to keep the internet open & unfettered.
12:40 PM on 04/22/2009
I thought it was Goebbels who said that, but then he might have just borrowed the phrase from Lenin. Regardless, it works and with mass media complicit in the deception, not much will change. Too many of our populus seems to be brainwashed by the propaganda swill merchants at the various alphabet soup "news" (noise) channels.
Fortunately for some of us, we get our information from other sources, such as Huffington Post, DemocracyNow! and The Nation Magazine.