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Laura Ingraham

Posted: August 6, 2010 09:17 AM

Visited an old Cathedral in Granada today. It was very sad to see. The tour guide told us that it was once a beautiful mosque before those Spanish monarchs turned it into a creepy Church.

And what's with the food portions here? They are way too small. Oh, I know they're "tapas" (small plates) -- but I have a big appetite! I've come up with a strategy to get around the tiny tapas; whenever I see something on the menu I like, I just order three of them.

And what is up with the media coverage of this trip? Those nasty people at CBS actually reported that it cost the taxpayers $147,000 to fly my government plane here. (By the way, I thought it would have cost at least double that.) Others are harping on the 70 secret service agents working my detail! Do they want the First Lady to go out and about unprotected?! Sounds like some latent racism to me. Did Laura Bush ever receive such scorn? Noooo...because to them, Marian the Librarian was vanilla...and totally non-threatening. But let's face it, a lot of Americans have trouble with strong, brainy, devastatingly beautiful black woman. Let 'em keep nitpicking at me--I don't give a rat's ass. At least the international press is appropriately in awe of me. My staff says that 8,000 reporters are covering my visit. I should hope so!

I'm feeling a little bloated from all those salty Spanish olives I've been eating. As soon as we hit the Gulf Coast this weekend l'm going to start a green cleanse. I'll be damned if I'm going to subject myself to any of that oily seafood down there. Since Barack "worked" so hard on that spill, let him eat the results.

Well, I better get going. My 40 traveling friends and Mama are waiting for me to go down to the shopping district before dinner. I suppose I need to pick up some trinket for Barack's birthday. I'm thinking maybe a Spanish translation of "Dreams From My Father"...

 
 
 
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10:35 AM on 08/10/2010
The President & his family and friends are sooooo out of touch with the average American family. They don't have a clue, nor do they care, how much they offend us with their elite behaviour and actions. I can't wait for Obama's term to be over, because he doesn't have a snowballs chance of a second one! I wish he would stop his friggin media tour and photo ops and start doing some real work & fix this country!
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YeahDonkey
So are you saying I have a small bio?
04:15 PM on 08/07/2010
Classic Colbert

Stephen Colbert: I used to think that President Obama was clever, but I just read these diaries, and the writing is TERRIBLE

thanks dunedin
08:27 PM on 08/06/2010
Mrs. Obama's travels begin to remind me of third world leaders' families who drove the country into the ground while they shopped away in Paris, London, etc.
In the past presidential 'family vacations' at least had a hint of public service - visit a school, hospital, give a talk somewhere. Not this bunch.
And absolutely no media coverage. If this had been a Republican first lady the press would have been circling like sharks in the water.
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YeahDonkey
So are you saying I have a small bio?
04:12 PM on 08/07/2010
Uhhhh, I don't think it was Mrs. Obama's travels that drove the country into the ground, I'm pretty sure it was 8 years of Bush tax cuts along with a total BS war we had no business starting as we let Wall St do whatever they wanted with little to no regulation what so ever.

But I'm sure Laura and you will be very happy together in your Fox sound bubble, I heard it's nice this time of year.
04:59 PM on 08/07/2010
Duhhhh, I don't believe you READ the comment correctly before you threw that straw,man.
Michelle's extravagance is reminiscent of the elite in third word who live in palaces WHILE the country is being driven into the ground. She has sooo little to do with the administration's agenda other than to be PROUD of it.
Kind of like a Super User who thinks that makes them smarter than the average literate.
01:50 AM on 08/09/2010
President Bush spent something like 40 percent of his time at Camp David, Kennebunkport, and his ranch in Crawford. I don't know how much all of that travel cost the taxpayers, but nobody on the Democratic side said, "Oh, the president shouldn't be doing this" -- even though he was doing this before 9-11, during the war in Iraq.
Did Laura Bush take personal vacations? Absolutely. Every year. July 27,2003 she and all her friends arrived at Lake Crescent Lodge for a week long vacation in the Olympic National Forest. "I have a group of friends that I grew up with in Midland, Texas, and we hike every summer at a national park," said Mrs. Bush. Yes, she and her friends arrived on Air Force II with lots of Secret Service Agents.
11:58 AM on 08/08/2010
All First Ladies travel abroad in order to facilitate, or nudge, international diplomacy, encourage travel, as well as do some of the things they would have done if they were NOT First Ladies.
Laura Bush took vacations without her husband each year of George W. Bush’s presidency, likewise travelling with her Secret Service detail on a government plane.
04:10 PM on 08/06/2010
If you missed Laura on the Colbert Report this week, you should look it up on the web site.

Stephen: I used to think that President Obama was clever, but I just read these diaries, and the writing is TERRIBLE!
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RAGING LIBERAL,ANIMAL LOVER&RECOVERING CATHOLIC!
06:29 PM on 08/06/2010
You go Steven!
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04:55 PM on 08/10/2010
Absolutely brilliant segment for the Colbert Nation's fearless leader.
02:09 PM on 08/06/2010
Actually, Laura, that's only the cost of one plane, there were at least 3 planes involved, including one just for the vehicles. And that's only one way. So multiply x 3 and then double it, because unfortunately, they have to come back..As to paying 'personal expenses' oh for pete's sake, do you know how much tic tacs and aspirin cost in Spain ? Gimmee a break !
Maybe Auntie Valerie gave them her credit card.. Letting all those slum dwellers freeze in her sorry apartments, saved her a bundle !
But Laura, prepare yourself for "Bush did it " I don't think he did, certainly Laura didn't...but that hardly matters, most folks were glad when he was in Texas, it kind of gave the country a break.
Actually Bush could have afforded to take this kind of personal trip. The real cost of this trip would take most of the Obama's money.
11:59 AM on 08/08/2010
Laura Bush took vacations without her husband each year of George W. Bush’s presidency, likewise travelling with her Secret Service detail on a government plane.
12:02 PM on 08/08/2010
From Laura Bush's bio on the GWB Whitehouse page:
Mrs. Bush has traveled to all 50 States and more than 75 countries.
http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/firstlady/
12:12 PM on 08/06/2010
Bwhaha. the white House needs to do MAJOR damage control of Michelle Obama's rapidly out of control public image. While Michelle "Marie Antoinette" Obama embarks on her whirlwind tour that many Americans will never be able to afford, the Gulf Coast is ravaged with thousands out of work and the unemployment rate climbs.

Maybe Michelle can stay with her adoring, fawning crowds in Spain and overseas, she sure is doing nothing for this country.
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YeahDonkey
So are you saying I have a small bio?
03:38 PM on 08/07/2010
bitter much
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mediamarv
1-2-3 Is this thing working?
10:13 PM on 08/07/2010
My what an exciting fantasy life you and ol tracicat live... btw, do you get your talking points emailed to you from fox or do you have to do that nasty research all by yourself?