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Moms' Club: The New Happy Hour?

Posted: 05/22/2012 3:49 pm

When we exchange our Prada bags for Baby Bjorns, we also unwittingly check off the box that says "mothers don't drink." But just because we popped out a baby does not mean we still don't want to pop the Veuve Clicquot!

Why is it that as soon as we become mothers, we are expected to leave our cosmos at the bar and settle for reruns of Sex and the City? Are all mothers who crave a glass or two of wine regarded as closet alcoholics?

When I was single and living in New York City, I regularly went out for a drink with the girls. I loved these evenings (or Saturday afternoons or Sunday brunches) -- they were a fabulous mix of fun, laughter and group therapy with smart, funny, like-minded women. After I married and moved, I continued the tradition with new friends, sharing a glass of wine with a gal pal after work or on the weekends in my new city. My friends and I always referred to these nights as "going out for drinks" or "cocktails with the girls."

So you can imagine my surprise when, after having my twins, the happy hour invites stopped and were suddenly replaced by e‑mails and e-vites for Moms' Book Club, Mommy Spa Day, Make Your Own Purse Night, Mother of Twins Club and- - well, you get the idea. In my sleep-deprived, housebound-new mommy state of mind (did I mention that I was socially starved after weeks of pink and blue onesies?), I dusted off my English major literary prowess and drove to suburbia to my first Moms' Book Club.

Once there, I quickly learned that you cannot judge a book club by its cover. When I arrived at my first "meeting," instead of the provocative book discussion I had expected, I was greeted with a formal wine tasting, followed by a gourmet dinner and after-dinner drinks that lasted well past midnight -- on a weeknight! And then the same thing began to happen again and again: Make Your Own Purse night offered pitchers of sangria, Mother of Twins Club was drinks and appetizers at a local pub, Mommy Spa Day featured mini-spa treatments accompanied by perfectly chilled Pinot Grigio and finger food at the country club. Soon I saw a trend in all these mommy events -- they were our respectable, socially acceptable alibis for drinking. This got me thinking (and talking) about the strange double standard between the non-moms and the new moms. What to Expect When You're Expecting didn't have a chapter titled: "Top 10 Cute Ways for New Mothers to Secretly Steal a Cocktail." What happened to just saying (or even shouting) "I need a drink!"?

As I talked with other moms about this (over an Irish coffee during Knitting Club, of course), a common thread emerged: even when they try to hide it, all mothers (single or married, first-time or veteran) regularly celebrate, relax, and -- yes -- escape with a cocktail, all in the spirit of being a better mommy. A glass of Pinot Noir, a chocolate martini or a pomegranate margarita -- the cocktail does not matter, but the escape and the ability to temporarily blur reality does. Once, on a plane ride back from Las Vegas, another mother told me in a hushed voice that her nightly cocktail was her "mother's little helper," filling that time we all call the witching hour (just after the children's dinner and before Daddy returns home). The more I talked about this to friends and relatives, the more confessions I heard. One mom always jokes, "it's 5:00 p.m. somewhere" while pouring a glass of Chardonnay and calling her sister for a virtual drink date. Others have a weekly or monthly Moms' Club meeting that is never canceled. More attend Moms' Shopping Nights that involve strolling along quaint New England streets where each boutique offers sips of their favorite libations (one store owner and mother told me that these shopping nights can turn into shoplifting nights if the ladies get too tipsy).

Sitting at the computer with a glass of my favorite port, I have a realization: We really aren't any different than our single sisters. Sure, we are moms now. Okay, we left the city for the suburbs. Yes, we have children. Yes, some of us drive minivans, and many of us now call happy hours "moms' nights." But we will never pack away the Prada. We still have shrines to our Jimmy Choos. We will never, ever don mom jeans or need a TLC makeover. Regardless of labels and outdated stereotypes, we will always love and crave our cocktails with the girls. We are still as complicated and delicious as the perfect martini.

As I finish my drink before heading out to the Go Green Trunk Show at a nearby mom's house, I think that maybe I'll host the next event: a cocktail party.


Recipe: The Momtini

Prep time: 20 minutes (2 minutes to pour, 18 to drink)

Mix equal parts friends, fun, and your favorite alcoholic beverage.
Serve immediately and, if possible, without children.

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Excerpt by Laura Rossi Totten from "Mom's Club: The New Happy Hour" from MAKE MINE A DOUBLE: Why Women Like Us Like to Drink (Or Not), edited by Gina Barreca. Used with permission from University Press of New England, www.upne.com.

 
 
 

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10:15 AM on 05/30/2012
Wonderfully written! I also am a Mom who a enjoys a drink with my husband, friends, family and co workers. My kids are intrigued as I was at a young age with the "adult beverages" I however do not bark like my folks did. I say, "moderation is a big word that applies to everything in life, including this, you will figure that out when you are older." I do however get a few more glances because although I enjoy red wine, I love a dark beer! Hence my Mommy Juice drinking friends say I don't know how you drink that! I must be Irish...
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Laura Rossi Totten
06:39 PM on 06/11/2012
Good for you. A dark beer. Enjoy. Thank you for writing.
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dancerctry
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11:32 AM on 05/23/2012
No pretense for me, just 1 glass of Merlot a night but I just have it. I don't cover it up with a "Mommy Event".
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Laura Rossi Totten
03:49 PM on 05/23/2012
There is a lesson for us all in that. Thank you. Enjoy your Merlot tonight.
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dancerctry
I love Gardening and Decorating
11:46 PM on 05/23/2012
I did, thank you. I have it after my son is in bed.
09:35 AM on 05/23/2012
Laura Rossi Totten is a witty, smart, and honest woman who explains her life's experiences without judging anyone else's--what a rare and glorious treat for any reader! Hooray to The Huff Post for its wisdom in including her authentically cheerful, enthusiastic, and upbeat voice in the parenting section --it's a voice that says "Here's what I do. You do something else? Wow! Okay--that's cool. Let's talk about it. I bet we'll end up having something in common even if we can't see it just yet." What fun to have Laura Rossi Totten's Mommy Wit and Wisdom on this site and to let other women know we can feel free to laugh along with her!
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Laura Rossi Totten
10:00 AM on 05/23/2012
I'm blushing 50 Shades of Red, Gina Barreca! Thank you for your generous comment. As for being "witty, smart and honest" -- it takes one to know one. Cheers!
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bluespagan
Love is the Law, Love under Will
08:25 AM on 05/23/2012
I am really surprised to read some of the comments here.

I have been a mother for only a year. I can say that even when I was pregnant I had a small beer on new years eve. While I was breastfeeding I had a glass of wine when we went out to eat with friends (and yes I went home to breastfeed no issue). And just Monday night, after our daughter spent a day with grandma and my husband and I went out for a motorcycle ride with friends (200 miles roundtrip!) we came home, had hot dogs cooked over an open fire and I cracked open a Guinness while holding our daughter and watched a rain storm move over the mountains across the lake.

I may be a mother, but I am still a woman. I have read the effects of excessive drinking and I take the responsible route and only have a drink or maybe two when I know I have to take care of the baby.
08:05 AM on 05/23/2012
"What happened to just saying (or even shouting) 'I need a drink!'?"

You know, you've got to grow up and leave the college-mentality behind at some point.

Going out and drinking 'till midnight on a weekday when you have kids is a sign of a problem, no matter how you may attempt to rationalize it.

Finding a collective of other bored housewives who want to justify an irresponsible lifestyle doesn't legitimize the behavior.
04:54 AM on 05/23/2012
You have to grow up once you have kids. You can't hang out like you used to.
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bluespagan
Love is the Law, Love under Will
08:13 AM on 05/23/2012
You can still "hang out" even after having kids. In fact I tell many of my friends that I need a "mommy moment" away from home and away from my one child. It doesn't make me a bad parent. Instead it just shows when I realize that my sanity is hanging by a thread and needs to be saved.
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Laura Rossi Totten
08:48 AM on 05/23/2012
I agree! Moms need a "Mommy Moment" -- the "Moment" can be a walk, a long bath, or a glass of wine with a few friends at book club.
02:00 AM on 05/23/2012
The American Academy of Pediatrics recommends infants be fed exclusively breast milk until six months of age, thereafter on breast milk and supplementary food until age 1 or 2.

A breast-feeding mother consuming alcohol, a bio-toxin and central nervous system depressant, is poisoning her child with ethanol. Rates of childhood autism, allergies, birth defects and genetic defects are notably higher in lands where young women imbibe alcohol. Children's and public health concerns would dictate that young mothers eschew alcohol.

Alcohol causes over 15,000 traffic accident deaths annually. Alcohol damages the heart, liver, kidneys and brain. Alcoholics commit suicide at a rate 83 times greater than non-alcoholics. There are over 20 million alcoholics in the country and one in ten drinkers becomes alcoholic. Motherhood is not a vaccination against alcoholism and millions of alcoholic mothers and fathers are damaging their children. Reality should make one question why anyone would encourage and make light of drinking by mothers of young children.

Women who feel like they need a drink, or who cannot wait to start her day's or evening's drinking, are on the way to alcoholism and would best not undertake motherhood. Attendance at a meeting of Adult Children of Alcoholics could educate them to the damage drinking mothers do.

That said, there is no approbation for a non-nursing mother not driving or operating heavy machinery from having an occasional drink or two. Good reasons exist for altering one's consciousness, but better and less toxic ways are preferable.
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08:05 AM on 05/23/2012
"Rates of childhood autism, allergies, birth defects and genetic defects are notably higher in lands where young women imbibe alcohol. "

like in any European country were wine, cider and beer are considered food?
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bluespagan
Love is the Law, Love under Will
08:20 AM on 05/23/2012
wow, this entire thing is so off and completely full of holes.

A breastfeeding mother can have a drink, usually a glass of beer or a small glass of wine without worrying about any of the alcohol getting into her breastmilk. Of course each woman metabolizes alcohol differently and should take note of that when drinking and breastfeeding. Some prefer to pump before hand and then "pump and dump" later just to be safe.

As for the talk about alcoholics, we are not talking about people who have a deep desire to drink to the point of inebriation (sp?). We are talking about adults who drink a glass or two maybe nightly (far from alcoholism) or a few times a month. It is responsible and there is nothing wrong with it. It is not detrimental to a child or to a persons parenting skills.

I think you should rethink this post. It is worded as more of a scare tactic than being informative.
05:21 PM on 05/23/2012
No, the post is entirely well-informed. I had in the past interviewed some of the nation's leading toxicologists on this subject.

When a woman drinks alcohol, it rapidly enters her bloodstream and also her milk ducts.

And no, different women do not metabolize alcohol differently. Saying that shows your complete ignorance of the bio-effects of alcohol. The metabolic chain for alcohol is well-established. Indeed, alcohol metabolizes (or burns off, if you prefer) at a CONSTANT RATE of .015 oz per hour. In other words if a woman consumes 1 ounce of alcohol, it will take 6.5 hours for that alcohol to leave her system. So, yes, if a woman had a drink containing one ounce of alcohol at midnight, it would be out of her system 6.5 hours later and she could then breastfeed without forcing her infant to consume alcohol. Women who are ignorant of these facts are all are too often forcing alcohol on their infants and babies.

And of these adults who have to have a drink or two, ten percent of them will go on to become full alcoholics, an end that could be avoided by avoiding alcohol.
01:00 AM on 05/23/2012
Oh, the humanity.
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Gonzo36
Pro-awesome!
11:01 PM on 05/22/2012
Man, Ive got to get new friends because none of them drink. Your neighborhood sounds way more fun then mine!
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Laura Rossi Totten
08:45 AM on 05/23/2012
We'd love to have you! Cheers, Laura
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jandos
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10:56 PM on 05/22/2012
This piece is quite unoriginal. We've all read this kind of thing before, complete with the references to cosmos, Prada bags and expensive shoes. Snooze...
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Lady Cham
Wit...a terrible thing to waste.
10:46 PM on 05/22/2012
Becoming a mother means making sacrifices. If the bar is that important to you, don't have kids.

I just went through a medical emergency although I do not drink. Maybe you should read the following and consider if the Cosmos is more important than being here for your kids.

http://www.abdopain.com/pancreatitis.html

Also google this topic and see how many 20-30-40 somethings die of this condition. I went from 2800 lipase to 29 in less than 3 days due to the fact I don't drink or smoke - if I had damaged organs from alcohol on top of it, I'd still be in the hospital...if I were lucky.

Pregnancy causes gall stones as do other factors. You have a kid - your risk goes up. Add alcohol - it's just a matter of time.
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Christina Belcher
12:25 AM on 05/23/2012
Sorry to hear you were so ill. But I don't think she implies to drink a ton on a regular basis. There is nothin wrong with a glass of wine. Excess with everything seems bad to me. I can't drink much anyways. Get horrible migraines, not worth it.
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Lady Cham
Wit...a terrible thing to waste.
01:03 AM on 05/23/2012
They lady who died in the article was 34 and had a couple of glasses of wine per night plus a couple shots on the weekend. Each drink eats your pancreas and liver.  Livers can be replaced although I have an issue with transplants for those who abuse their own organs.  There is nothing that can fix your pancreas.  Once it's gone, it's gone and life is over. Alcohol is pure poison.  Drinks were fermented since water supplies were not safe to drink up to recent times (the past 100 years).  Do what you want - I'm just letting you know what can happen.  I could have died and I don't even drink.  What happens to the kids, then?
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Laura Rossi Totten
08:44 AM on 05/23/2012
Christina: thanks for clarifying. Yes, one drink maybe two -- nothing excessive and most definitely not related to a drinking problem or putting children at risk.
10:39 PM on 05/22/2012
I just hope none of these mom's are getting behind the wheel of a mini van or SUV after these play dates.
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Laura Rossi Totten
08:43 AM on 05/23/2012
Kath Madden Moxon -- THANK YOU for making this very important point. My piece is a humorous one but drinking and driving is a very serious subject. NEVER is the only answer to any of us (myself included) getting behind the wheel after drinking. IF the situation involves more than one drink, there is always a designated driver and the kids are safe and tucked in at home with Dads/Spouses/Partners or a responsible family member. I can't stress how much I am against drinking and driving. I practice what I preach and always will -- mixing alcohol and driving is a NO. Thanks again for bringing up this issue.
09:33 PM on 05/22/2012
Hey, you new (and experienced) mommies are people, too! You deserve to let your hair down, and most, I am sure, keep the indulgences down to a dull roar and do not endanger the kiddies.

Enjoy, moms. Reasonably and responsibly of course. :) We couldn't do it (life) without you.
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Laura Rossi Totten
08:37 AM on 05/23/2012
Your comment has me clapping! Safe, responsible, social drinking is a right for men AND women -- it's our version of grabbing a beer after a softball game. Cheers to you DogDancer!
02:09 PM on 05/23/2012
Thanks, BookPRGirl! I needed a cheer today. Fanned.
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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
09:21 PM on 05/22/2012
Back when I was young the 'typical' problem drinker was thought to be a middle-aged male factory worker type. With factories all but gone, the picture of the 'typical' problem drinker has changed as well - into a young post-college urban lifestyle corporate office woman. If your life revolves to this extent around whether or not you can get a drink it may be time to give yourself a good hard look in the mirror.
08:30 AM on 05/23/2012
Very true.

It is seen as irresponsible and socially-unacceptable for a working husband to go out drinking with friends (or alone) 'till midnight on a weekday. This is the old type of alcoholic- the working man who justifies his drink by the hard work he performs all day.

Nowadays young, college-educated women who work in a corporate office-environment use that same justification for their own drinking adventures, and feel highly legitimized in doing so by emulating shows like Sex
09:02 PM on 05/22/2012
Many women limit their drinking or give up drinking altogether while breast-feeding their baby for reasons related to the baby's health. Not only does alcohol inhibit the production of milk, it also gets into the milk in approximately the same concentration as it is present in the mother's bloodstream.

Personally, I haven't considered a woman with a baby as an alcoholic (closet or otherwise) just because she had a drink or two. However, because it is widely known that drinking alcohol during pregnancy or while breast-feeding can have negative consequences for the baby, I am not surprised that some people might come to the conclusion that a woman with a baby who insists on having a drink or two has an alcohol problem.