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A Guy Can Dream, Can't He?

Posted: 10/27/11 10:39 AM ET

Have you noticed how Hillary is looking increasingly exhausted lately? She's no longer even bothering to shape-shift her hair on a regular basis. Not without good reason, mind you: hers has been one busy tenure over there at State. And, meanwhile, isn't it coming on over a year since Chelsea's wedding?

So here's my fantasy.

Chelsea gets pregnant, such that Hillary retires, around the middle of next year, to pursue a fresh, well-earned career as doting grandmother.

Obama has to choose a new secretary of state and appoints Joe Biden (the position the latter always wanted anyway).

By that point the coin has finally dropped and it has suddenly become desperately obvious to the Obama campaign operation that, governing as he has been doing over the last four years as an old style right-of-center Republican (somewhere between Nixon and Reagan), Obama has completely shredded his base, such that they'd better do something pretty radical if they are going to salvage the reelection campaign, especially given the dire state of the economy (not entirely not his fault).

So Obama chooses Elizabeth Warren as his second-term running mate.

And indeed that does the trick, completely revivifying his base. (If nothing else, just imagine the Warren-Bachmann vice-presidential debates!) And thus re-engaged, the Democrats go on to sweep the 2012 election.

Shortly after the new team's inauguration, in 2013, Clarence Thomas, suffering from one internal contradiction too many, finally has the nervous breakdown we've all long been expecting and has to retire from the Supreme Court.

Having to choose some nominee who the Republicans in the Senate won't be able to block, the just re-elected Obama appoints himself to the vacant Supreme Court seat (a position he'd clearly much prefer to that of president, one where he can deliberate to his heart's content, a lifetime position at that, and one in which, for that matter, over time, he might well prove more effective).

And Elizabeth Warren becomes president.

Just in time, alas, for the next crash.

Lawrence Weschler, the author of over fifteen books, including Vermeer in Bosnia, Everything that Rises (winner of the National Book Critics Circle Award for criticism), and, just out, Uncanny Valley: Adventures in the Narrative, is the director of the New York Institute for the Humanities at NYU.

 
 
 
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Stan Cunningham
07:14 AM on 10/28/2011
Ive herd some crazy ideas in my life but this is the craziest!!
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04:33 AM on 10/28/2011
Sounds more like a nightmare with absolutely no basis in reality to me.
05:59 PM on 10/27/2011
by the end of 2013, Obama will be back in Chicago working for his friend Rahm as Commissioner of Parks and Recreation.
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libwithaclue
N Y C - L I B - M O U S......
04:39 PM on 10/27/2011
You're not just dreamin'; you're trippin'. As much as I would want and support Elizabeth Warren's pursuit of national office, there is that "experience" thing. Let's let her get some political experience by kicking Sen Scott Brown (R-Chippendale's) in the assets and than actually govern for a while. I'd say she should be ready by 2016.
07:05 PM on 10/27/2011
WAKE UP!

"experience" is so last century! After the election of Obama, the bar has been lowered so far that we have pizza kings and voted-out senators running for president. All it takes is Hope! to run the government. Not experience. Scott Brown should be running for president. He's been around as long as Obama was when Obama decided he was qualified to be president. Why not!

All it takes is a batch of very vocal, gullible people.
04:28 PM on 10/27/2011
I think you need to format this better:

1. So Obama chooses Elizabeth Warren as his second-term running mate.

2. ???

3. And indeed that does the trick, completely revivifying his base. (If nothing else, just imagine the Warren-Bachmann vice-presidential debates!) And thus re-engaged, the Democrats go on to sweep the 2012 election. (a.k.a. PROFIT!!!!!)
02:09 PM on 10/27/2011
Thank you mentioning that Obama has governed just to the right of Nixon. Every time I've said the same thing I get trashed, usually from conservatives.
01:04 PM on 10/27/2011
Greetings Lawrence and Citizens...

A Guy's Wet Dream Can Be A Nightmare For Others

Everyone dreams about the what if's, fortunately for us most of them do not materialize, especially the nightmares....

The Office of President and especially the country has been significantly diminished by President Obama; why would anyone believe or even suggest the man has the qualifications to be a lifetime Supreme Court Justice...

Now the second half of your dream might not be a bad idea- it would certainly assure his defeat in 2012 by selecting Elizabeth Warren as his running mate.

Warm regards,

Michael Winters
02:06 PM on 10/27/2011
You're confusing Bush and Obama.
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MadMadMan
lawyer/author/patriot
07:19 PM on 10/27/2011
Diminished?? This is a label. What are the facts? Blocked from virtually every single effort to help the Nation and the people in it by first, a minority in the Senate and then blocked again by a right wing House that completely ignores every need in the country, pursuing instead a "defeat the President" goal while risking the health of the Country. It is actually the Congress that gets much lower marks than the President and for good reason. In truth though I too would hope this dream fails - I'd rather see Elizabeth Warren on the Supreme Court - someone with courage and conviction, not a person who negotiates away all their strength before the other party sits down at the table.
12:55 PM on 10/27/2011
Go back to sleep.
12:54 PM on 10/27/2011
Yeh, that sounds pretty good to me Lawrence too.
12:17 PM on 10/27/2011
I love this idea. The only thing better would be if then Hillary comes back to be VP or maybe give it to Debbie Wasserman Schulz. (who should someday be Pres).
Anyway, Idon't think those women would allow another crash. They would clean the carpet with the GOP or send them all off to live in the newly demoted territory of Texas.
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DoubleYellowLines
Left of the Right, and Right of the Left
12:05 PM on 10/27/2011
A former President going on to the SCOTUS has happened before (Taft). But there's no way he could nominate himself. Of course, if the Dems steamroll, and Warren runs the table in 2016, there might be an opening in there (Scalia's, perhaps?)....
10:56 AM on 10/27/2011
BO goes from being a failed president to a failed judge? Just don't see that happening. Biden at State? What a disaster that would be. He can't be without adult supervision, in this case BO is the adult, or he opens his mouth and embarrasses the whole country.
leftcoastindy
Where did I put my MOJO
12:16 PM on 10/27/2011
NOT failed yet
04:29 PM on 10/27/2011
Yes, failed.
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Ice4you
I hate ignorance Fox style
04:39 PM on 10/27/2011
Failed? You have the nerves to say that after the suffering we went through with Bush and are still feeling. Obama is cleaning up a deep hole.
10:44 PM on 10/27/2011
You're confusing cleaning up the hole with digging it deeper. Obama is digging it deeper. What is the unemployment rate? What is the federal deficit?
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sposton
right to tell what they don't want to hear
10:55 AM on 10/27/2011
This dream presupposes that visible political actors determine our future - an utterly naive notion.
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unitron
Reverse Chron Order never stays checked
10:23 AM on 10/27/2011
A lovely fantasy except for the only part actually likely to come true, the next crash.
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MaryMay
May your tears come from laughing
10:20 AM on 10/27/2011
A dream indeed, and a good one. But I feel that if Obama didn't have the decency to name Warren as head of the CFPB, he sure isn't going to pluck her from a heated Senate race and make her his running mate, even if every other piece of the dream were to fall into place. Yet your idea has real merit, Mr. Weschler, as it would give him a tremendous boost for the 2012 election.
12:55 PM on 10/27/2011
Obama chose the best person to lead the agency. Richard Cordray has a proven track record of fighting big corporations on behalf of consumers, and winning.
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unitron
Reverse Chron Order never stays checked
01:02 PM on 10/27/2011
Didn't the Republicans conduct a sham continuation of the Congress not being recessed (even though almost everybody had gone home) just so he couldn't get her in on a recess appointment, since there was no way they were going to allow a regular nomination of her to be confirmed?
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MaryMay
May your tears come from laughing
01:35 PM on 10/27/2011
Right you are. Like the House, the Senate also held a series of “pro forma” sessions over the month, effectively blocking President Barack Obama from making any appointments during Congress’ August recess.