LEAKED: More Deleted Scenes From Sarah Palin's Reality Show

A new episode of Sarah Palin's reality show Sarah Palin's Alaska aired last night. It has come to light that some scenes were cut because they did not portray the Palins in a manner congruent with their image or brand. Here are the exact transcripts of those scenes.

 

 

 

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Comments

[dessertsfirst]

09:57 PM on 11/28/2010

Although this is found in the comedy section, I really do object to it. It is the type of raw, dark humor which is in poor taste, but can be seen apparently, in TV shows which I do not watch for the same reason.

I've done my share of poking fun at the Palins, but my opinion that it is tasteless and over the top is probably not shared by others. Yet I believe that we can make the point that the Palins public image and what they do privately is incongruous, w/o lowering oneself to do so.

I know I'm dating myself, but I'm just sayin....

[ShezanidDeeOtt]

10:24 PM on 11/28/2010

dessertsfirst,

With all due respect, I suggest you put down your fork now and cease-and-resist that next bite of half-baked Alaska.

[dessertsfirst]

03:42 AM on 11/29/2010

HA! good one!
LOL

[whirlybird]

03:23 PM on 11/29/2010

Agreed. And the piece is not even very funny.

[Jim bob]

08:39 PM on 11/28/2010

I consider myself a connoisseur of funny things and that's one of the funniest things I've ever read. Just the words "Jesus loved to grenade animals--" ==there's a bumper sticker in there somewhere.

[srivers]

06:27 PM on 11/28/2010

Palin Family Values!

[whirlybird]

04:39 PM on 11/28/2010

Not a Palin fan by any stretch of the imagination, but this lacks class.

[Figuro]

05:53 PM on 11/28/2010

I agree.

[QuietTom]

07:34 PM on 11/28/2010

and your point is...?

[BlackbirdHighway]

04:03 PM on 11/28/2010

The eight scariest words in the English language:

I'm President Palin, give me the launch codes!

[ShezanidDeeOtt]

10:28 PM on 11/28/2010

The seven scariest words to precede the eight scariest words:

I'm President Palin, where's the 'effin' BAILEYS?

[BlackbirdHighway]

04:02 PM on 11/28/2010

ROTFLMAO!

[Mithrall]

03:39 PM on 11/28/2010

Sarah Palin IS the iPhone Auto Correct of US politics.

[Mithrall]

03:29 PM on 11/28/2010

You had me going till I got to Willow's line. I'm not sure she's the "smart" one in the family.

[Marla Thurman]

03:27 PM on 11/28/2010

Pretty funny, great parody.

[RButler]

08:33 PM on 11/28/2010

Whaddya mean parody? 

[HHGodd]

03:02 PM on 11/28/2010

Why is it so easy to believe that those "transcripts" are actually from the show and not something made up for comedy's sake? Take heed America, these people could be your next "first family".

[damyanky]

03:52 PM on 11/28/2010

HHGodd: Either way, take your choice. Lee Camp is devilishly funny. When I read the final scene, I winced and then nearly laughed myself onto the floor.

[woodnwire]

01:42 PM on 11/28/2010

why is it, when poor mothers neglect their kids, the state will remove them from the family and incarcerate the mother, rich moms get a reality show?

[zanzig]

06:17 PM on 11/28/2010

An unanswerable imponderable of life. F&F

[dessertsfirst]

09:59 PM on 11/28/2010

excellent point!

f&f

[ATrumanDemocrat]

01:42 PM on 11/28/2010

It would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truthiness.

[Soulsurfer]

01:04 PM on 11/28/2010

People actually buy this cr^p, just more proof PT Barnum was right.

[poeticjustice4all]

01:00 PM on 11/28/2010

This is a funny idea. However, not all funny ideas translate into funny things. Edit people, edit!

[mountaingal]

12:40 PM on 11/28/2010

It's sounds plausible--that's what makes this great comedy.