The Twisted Truth

• Now back home, Blackwater troops fight for sparse jobs shooting U.S. civilians
• Mukasey Confirmed as Attorney General, Democrats Continue Search for Own Testicles
• 25,000 American Children Recalled after Proven Dumb Enough to Eat Lead Toys
• With The Daily Show temporarily off air, millions forced to get their fake news from FOX
• Upon First Bush Veto Override, Bush Responds "I wasn't aware they could do that."
• China Threatens Switch from Dollars to Weird Canadian Beaver Coins
• Missing White Girl of the Week Still Missing
• Falsely Accused Guy of the Week Still Guilty
• Bush stands with Musharraf against "extremists," does not consider instituting martial law in Pakistan extreme
• Is watching this many reporters waterboard themselves for "exclusive" stories a form of torture?

Lee Camp blogs for just-launched 236.com, where this post originally appeared.

Comments

[SamThornton]

The Democrats vote and explanation on the Mukasey nomination now appears under two categories in the Funk & Wagnalls' definition for "tortured logic."

[mabinog]

Schumer pretty much said that, yep.

[JimReed]

"With The Daily Show temporarily off air, millions forced to get their fake news from FOX"

This one might have been funny, except all your other points prove it is not true.

[GoreSavingPlanetForJesus]

Now those are funny!

Of course, you can still get your fake news from Keith Olbermann (his audience of uneducated Americans has grown to one-fifth the size of O'Reilly).

[hopeless277]

Democrats pronounce Mukasey 'wrong on torture' then vote him in to stop torture.