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08/13/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

WATCH: Ex Speechwriter Announces Sarah Palin 3rd Political Party

We've previously featured interview segments with Sarah Palin wordsmith Dan Tubagoo, the heretofore unbeknownst 'man behind the magic' of soon to be ex-Governor Palin's electrifying speeches and a born again former Wasilla, Alaska crystal meth enthusiast with no adult, unsealed convictions.

Recently, there's been conjecture among conservatives like Tammy Bruce that Palin may be about to form a third party as a conservative alternative to left leaning groups like the Republican Party.

Tammy Bruce wrote...

Enter now Sarah Palin with very encouraging comments that lead one to believe that she is indeed planning to do what she must: build an independent conservative movement and take this nation back from the liberals which now control both parties.Thanks liberals, for provoking Sarah into the national scene while vetting that family at the same time.

And she meant it!

But now speculation ends as Dan Tubagoo breaks news with an announcement that will bring Palin's base only slightly less joy then if people suddenly starting floating up to the sky.