I'm gonna float like a butterfly and sting like a bee;
George can't hit what his hands can't see;
Now you see me, now you don't;
He thinks he will, but I know he won't. ~ Muhammad Ali
He punched and parried, feigning the great Muhammad Ali.
Any likeness between the two is, however, mere illusion. America has seen victory by Muhammad Ali. America worked through disputes with Muhammad Ali. Now America admires Muhammad Ali. And Mitt Romney is no champion. Instead, Romney's a magic man. He employs sleight of hand. He uses smoke and mirrors to confuse and obscure. Unlike President Obama, Mitt doesn't do math. He performs tricks, sorta like Muhammad Ali said in his rhyme: Now you see severely conservative Romney, now you don't. The GOP nominee asks Americans to engage in magical thinking -- to believe his hocus-pocus is not just a stage show but will actually painlessly solve problems.
Last week, Romney promoted his magic show during the debate. He promised his performance as president would be fabulous, stupendous, unprecedented! He bragged:
My plan is not like anything that's been tried before.
Here's the part where Romney promises to accomplish something never done before: he says he'll slash and burn all these taxes but not add a dime to the deficit or to the tax burden of the middle class. When Ronald Reagan made a similar promise, George Bush I called it voodoo economics. George Bush II tried this magic trick and failed. Bush gave everyone, particularly the rich, tax breaks. Then the federal deficit skyrocketed. To quote a bumbling former Republican presidential candidate, "Whoops."
Romney says that won't happen when he performs as president. He's too good. The illusionist swore to the nation Wednesday night:
My, my number one principal is, there will be no tax cut that adds to the deficit. I want to underline that: no tax cut that adds to the deficit.
One is that he'd close tax loopholes and deductions to recoup income lost because of all those tax cuts. But he won't say which ones because, again, those proprietary magic secrets.
The nonpartisan Tax Policy Center (TPC) analyzed Romney's proposal and concluded it didn't add up -- even when they gave him lots of breaks because his plan is clandestine. To get back $1 from closed loopholes for every $1 in tax cuts, the TPC determined that Romney would have to eliminate breaks favored by the middle class, such the mortgage deduction. And that means Romney's plan would cost middle class families an additional $2,000 a year on average, the TPC said.
Still, Romney assured the American people last week:
I will not, under any circumstances, raise taxes on middle-income families. I will lower taxes on middle-income families.
Romney insists his bag of tricks contains one that will enable him to defy the math of the TPC economists, who served in both Republican and Democratic administrations. One way would be to do what Bush did, just cut taxes and increase the deficit. Romney contends that's not in his repertoire:
I won't put in place a tax cut that adds to the deficit. That's part one. So there's no economist can say Mitt Romney's tax plan adds $5 trillion if I say I will not add to the deficit with my tax plan.
Just as he'd heal the budget, Romney would patch up the nation's health care system -- with pixie dust.
What I support is no change for current retirees or near-retirees to Medicare.
Also, Obamacare extended the life of Medicare by eight years. It did so by reducing payments to medical facilities by $716 billion over a decade, reductions accepted by the providers when the law was negotiated. Romney says he will eliminate the savings to Medicare and give those payments to the medical facilities. That, logically, would snuff out the life of Medicare eight years earlier, which would be a tragic change to Medicare for current retirees and near-retirees.
But, you know, presto-chango, Romney says it ain't so.
Many aspects of Obamacare are beloved by those who have benefitted, including extending coverage for young adults on their parents' plans, eliminating coverage caps and instituting rebates when insurers charge too much. But perhaps the most important Obamacare protection was the specification that insurers can't deny coverage to people with pre-existing conditions.
Repealing Obamacare would eliminate that benefit. Romney's response at the debate:
In fact, I do have a plan that deals with people with pre-existing conditions.Romney's plan could exclude millions, however, since it guarantees insurance only if the person with a pre-existing condition has maintained coverage without a lapse longer than three months.
But, no worries. In Romney's magical world, if we all just clap loudly enough, Tinker Bell won't die!
Like any good magician, Romney keeps the details of his plans for America hidden up his sleeve. Taking a cue from that Muhammad Ali rhyme, he believes:
Your hands can't hit what your eyes can't see.
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