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Getting a Massage: Dos and Don'ts

Posted: 06/18/2012 8:17 am

On your way to your massage appointment? Maybe you've been given a certificate for massage as a gift? (Lucky you!) As a licensed massage practitioner (and an ardent massage customer for years before that), I've lived both sides of the massage transaction. Here are some pointers for getting the most out your experience:

DO:

  • Be on time. About 5-10 minutes before your scheduled appointment is ideal. You want to be sure to get your fully-allotted time as well as make time for any paperwork you need to fill out.
  • Shower before your session. Either before you leave the house or at the massage place (if they have it). It's common courtesy, and it makes the experience better for everyone.
  • Wait until your practitioner has left the room before you begin undressing. No, we haven't "seen it all," and we don't want to!
  • Tell your practitioner about any major surgeries or injuries you've had. Yes, in your entire life. That thing you're thinking, "They need to know about that?" We do. It has bearing on how we will choose your course of treatment. (My very first massage client ever failed to tell me that he had been in a car accident the night before!)
  • Speak up if something isn't right. Many folks like to relax and "tune out" during their massage, but if something is not to your liking please let your practitioner know. They won't take it personally and you'll get a better experience. Your massage shouldn't be something you have to endure; it should be something you enjoy!
  • Leave on time. I know, I know. You're very relaxed. The massage was wonderful. Your practitioner was charming and kind and you want to tell them more about your trip to Jamaica. But there is work to be done after the session and he or she needs to get to it.
  • Tell your friends. Most massage practitioners are trying to grow their practices. If you like what they do, tell your friends. It's the highest compliment you can give your practitioner, and the good karma will surely come back to you.


DON'T:

  • Come in if you're sick or have a contagious condition. There are 3 main reasons for this:


    - We don't want to catch what you have.
    - We don't want our other clients to catch what you have.
    - Massage can greatly worsen the symptoms of a virus or cold.

    Please call your practitioner or their reception desk and explain to them that you are ill and need to reschedule.

  • Apologize if you haven't shaved your legs. This one's for you, ladies. We massage guys with very hairy legs, we're used to it. Really.
  • Fret about the state of your pedicure. Again, ladies, this one's for you. (Stop apologizing so much!) We're more concerned with whether your feet are clean than whether your toes are polished.
  • Come in if you've had alcohol or drugs in the past 24 hours. Narcotics are obviously not something you want coursing through your system when you're receiving massage, and it is both unethical and dangerous to massage someone under the influence of alcohol. In fact, it's best to avoid alcohol entirely for 24 hours before your massage. If you've had a fair amount to drink, massage can actually get you re-drunk (I've seen it happen). The last think I want to do is put a drunken client in their car to go home.

Massage is a wonderful way to relax, de-stress, and improve your health. Remember these dos and don'ts and you're sure to have a consistently great experience.

Leslie Irish Evans, Author, Speaker, and Self-Care Genius, lives on the Internet and writes about it at www.leslieirishevans.com. She encourages all of her readers to secure their own oxygen masks before assisting others.

An earlier version of this article first appeared at DivaToolbox.com.

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On your way to your massage appointment? Maybe you've been given a certificate for massage as a gift? (Lucky you!) As a licensed massage practitioner (and an ardent massage customer for years before t...
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07:19 AM on 06/21/2012
You really need to be in good condition for a massage. I was in need of a massage when I broke my wrist. Any bobble or bump or sore can really cause pain and one cannot be saying 'watch that bit, watch that bit, I hurt here' every five minutes.
08:34 AM on 06/20/2012
All these points are very apt for the customer.
Two for the therapist
1. Brush teeth and rinse with mouthwash
2. Do not talk so much, kills the Zen mojo.
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mewcooksitbest
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08:46 AM on 06/21/2012
The customer shouldn't talk to much either, I don't want to hear how their son is dating two women at the same time, yes I am being for real. I do agree with the brush teeth and mouthwash that's why I keep plenty of mints.
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cfisher000
08:31 AM on 06/20/2012
DON'T: Pre-butter your body
DON'T: Flee naked when it comes time to pay the bill
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seattlejohn449
07:29 PM on 06/19/2012
my pet peeve as a masseur are people calling to make an appointment who then feel entitled to reschedule at a moments notice or show up late (without calling to forewarn me) who take my time for granted...ideally I would like to be like one of those restaurants that no longer take appointments and is first-come/first serve (but that isn't very realistic)...I do strongly encourage folks to call last-minute for immediate appointments and insist people call to confirm an hour ahead of time to do damage-control...but if you are a casual appointment changer or no-show please remember our professional lives would appreciate some committment and thoughtfulness on your part
Dastius-Krazitauc
I wouldn't tech them peas o' hern.
05:30 PM on 06/19/2012
How about one for GIVING a massage: Don't answer your cell phone during a massage.
04:49 PM on 06/20/2012
Masseuses and LMTs dont do this nor do they even have their phones in the room. If someone does this they arent a real massage practitioner.
Dastius-Krazitauc
I wouldn't tech them peas o' hern.
06:05 PM on 06/20/2012
I have experienced this a few times with a certain massage therapist, however it was in Mexico. There have also been mosquitoes in the room biting me during the massage.
01:21 PM on 06/21/2012
Actually once at Canyon Ranch, one of the best spas in the country, the therapist's cell phone rang. Not cool.
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cydRN
04:20 PM on 06/19/2012
Lots of MT's give price breaks to nurses which is totally awesome! There is nothing better than a 90 minute massage with a professional who understands what we do for a living and who pay attention to our poor feet. I've seen the same 2 ladies for 20+ years, depending on what I need and their schedules.

One warning for MT's. Please, please resist the urge to give medical advice beyond, "You need to ask a medical professional about that". Save your license. Doesn't matter if it's obvious to you. Save your license!
02:21 PM on 06/19/2012
I'm not trying to be gross here but is it appropriate to make noises when you're being massaged?
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02:58 PM on 06/19/2012
Just warn your therapist ahead of time so they don't think you are being sexually suggestive. Oh, and don't be sexually suggestive.
03:35 PM on 06/19/2012
A warning beforehand? What beforehand? O.K. instead of continuing to lie quietly and perfectly still I should draw attention to it. Sorry, anyone else want to take a shot at giving advise?
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captjoelk
01:01 PM on 06/21/2012
We do expect a certain amount of body noises from our clients. I (and many others) often list many of the commonly occurring noises and reactions a body goes through when receiving massage. Provided we don't get gassed out, it's really no big deal. Nobody really wants to be on the receiving end of a gaseous eruption in closed quarters, but we understand it happens. Generic moaning, groaning and the such is also expected, but don't overdo it. And, as nvrbi, above, says, leave the sexually suggestive type of noises out altogther. That's bad form.
01:51 PM on 06/19/2012
I think you skipped over of the most important questions surrounding the benefits of massage:

Falling asleep vs. staying awake; I have always felt staying awake/resisting the desire to snooze is important to reaping the full benefits of massage.

Also, what is a man to do if he innocently becomes aroused without any intent to act inappropriately?
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03:28 PM on 06/19/2012
My policy has always been to ignore erections. ( as a therapist) . As far as sleeping or staying awake. trust your body (my opinion). Same as after a massage. One time you may feel like climbing a mountain, after your next massage you may feel like taking a nap. Unless you get massage on a regular basis, try not to get a massage and then have to go to work after your massage.
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seattlejohn449
07:46 PM on 06/19/2012
imo staying awake seems preferable to enjoy the massage more and to get more attuned to how your body interacts with the various techniques and body areas...have heard that sometimes falling asleep can be your body guarding against being touched or to screen out past memories of injury, abuse or wear and tear when the done awake massage instead can help you befriend yourself physically and emotionally; I treat erections as basic human biology and accept it as part of the process...if the client seems uncomfortable I might say something to say it isn't an issue for me and not worry about it...read an interview in the New York Times several years ago where the masseuse being interviewed strongly insisted the guy should get tossed out immediately but imo she is in the wrong line of work or should stick to massaging women only
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08:53 PM on 06/19/2012
I have also heard it said that falling asleep is a way of avoiding the work but people can get overworked, especially with somatic work, so I figure if they fall asleep, trust the body on how much it can take. Like I said, just my opinion.
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Claude Hosch
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01:12 PM on 06/19/2012
Good to know.
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king soloman
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12:46 PM on 06/19/2012
hold on now wait a minute.


You telling me i can drink the night before a massage go get a massage the next morning and get redrunk without have to drink any?
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ctheleroys
Voteforthepeople!
02:18 PM on 06/19/2012
Usually it will just make you puke.
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April Pells
08:07 AM on 06/20/2012
It mostly depends on how much you've had to drink. Your liver is still taxed from the night before, and when you squeeze and manipulate muscles, you flush any extra lactic acid through the system, which gets sent to your liver for processing. Since it's already taxed, the liver can make you feel utterly, disgustingly sick. It's not really re-drunk cause you've already peed out the alcohol; it's more of a queasy dizzy gross feeling.
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buzzardwhiskey
The US is failing too slowly to change her path
12:15 PM on 06/19/2012
As a former massage therapist I'd agree with all these except "Wait until your practitioner has left the room before you begin undressing". Baloney. Professional massage therapists need to GET OVER IT or stop calling themselves professionals.

If you're a professional you'll know the difference between someone who is being overtly sexual and someone who just doesn't give a care and/or actually trusts you.
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ctheleroys
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12:51 PM on 06/19/2012
It actually taught by the Board of Nursing in our state the ethics classes for therapist to leave the room first. There are MANY who will "test" a therapist to see how far they can push the ethics rules so it is for our safety as well that we leave the because it may cost us our jobs, our professional credentials AND jail time. Boundaries must be set from the beginning for ALL concerned.
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seattlejohn449
07:15 PM on 06/19/2012
I'm more old-school like in the older massage books where folks get naked (in massage schools too!) and consider it a complement that people feel free to be undraped if they prefer and trust me to be adult about nudity (which is legal in my state)...massage used to be a seamless blend of relaxation, enjoyment and treatment but has increasingly become more medical-minded and body-and-pleasure-phobic. I make a point of non-judgementally asking what someone wants out of their massage since not everyone is looking for therapeutic pain relief or painful deep tissue work but some just want to relax and feel good and be natural and at ease
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10:31 PM on 06/19/2012
There are some that seem intent to take the healing and the art out of the healing arts. Healing and art will happen in spite of them.
06:47 AM on 06/21/2012
Right on! I used to be bashful, however, as I had a number of massages and truste my therapist, I found it was much beter to relax and let the therapists have no impediments to the massage. Naked is the way to go and it does not have to be sexual.
blamo611
Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!
10:25 AM on 06/19/2012
Wait, you're telling me I can get re-drunk, without having to drink anymore, and claiming that is a BAD thing?

I respectfully disagree.
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Cimms
Escaped from NC.
12:44 PM on 06/19/2012
My thoughts exactly. Now if I can just talk the wife into giving me a massage rather than have me go make another drink. And yes, I am smart enough not to ask the wife to go make me another drink :)
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mewcooksitbest
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08:19 AM on 06/21/2012
Number one are you a Massage Therapist? Let me tell it is very true that you can get re-drunk after drinking then coming in and getting a massage. When I first left school I worked at a local upscale spa/resort, many people would come in after eating dinner and etc. One evening a man and his wife came in with the man holding a large glass of read wine for everyone to see, since I was the therapist to work on him that night I quickly told the spa manger that he should not be worked on because clearly this man has been drinking. I was told to do my job because this was about money and nothing else. To make a long story short I did my job and guess what, when he got off the table the man was three sheets to the wind where before I got him on the table he was not drunk.

What people need to understand about massage is that when someone is working your muscles bodily fluids are being pushed though at the same time, hence the reason why someone can get drunk from a massage if they have be drinking before hand. Thats why it's always best to drink plenty of water after the fact to. So before disagreeing with the above article please take the time to see why she is saying what she is saying.
blamo611
Victory for the Forces of Democratic Freedom!
09:03 AM on 06/21/2012
Lighten up Francis I was only making a joke.
11:50 AM on 06/21/2012
Trying to be discreet here.....I was given a massage as a gift; I wouldn't have gone on my own, as even the thought intimidates me. And wouldn't you know, (re. the "bodily fluids being pushed" through) the therapist pointed out shortly afterward that the sheets were stained. Apparently, my "cycle" arrived ahead of schedule. I was absolutely mortified. She did say that it wasn't rare, but it was obvious that she was annoyed or inconvenienced. I simply apologized and expressed sincere embarrassment. Of course, I included a generous tip in the payment (even though she's the owner). Have you ever encountered this "phenomenon"?
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homer winslow
Truth in Beauty, Beauty in Truth
10:14 AM on 06/19/2012
Do: Soak in the hot spring for an hour or more before the massage, then back into the water for a while longer after. Then, if you can walk, lie in the sun and melt.
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12:50 PM on 06/19/2012
I apologize, I didn't mean to bomb you with answers. I didn't think they were posting them.
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10:04 AM on 06/19/2012
What's the proper way to ask for the special ending?
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12:02 PM on 06/19/2012
Make an appointment with a prostitute instead of a massage therapist.
07:51 AM on 06/21/2012
LOVE the response...I am a certified massaged therapist. Havent gotten my license but people always assume that ALL massages come with "happy endings"
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12:13 PM on 06/19/2012
Do you proposition other health care professionals? Do you think your wife, daughter, sister, or mother should repeatedly be propositioned to perform sexual favors while they are at work? Yeah, we don't like it all that much either.
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ctheleroys
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12:52 PM on 06/19/2012
Well said!!
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08:10 PM on 06/19/2012
that is true, but have you seen what some "professional" massage givers wear? I'm sorry, but if they are wearing a shirt that they spill out over the top of, they can expect that kind of treatment. Act and dress like a professional, they'll most always get treated that way.
09:54 AM on 06/19/2012
Dear author,

How do I deal with the clogged nose when I'm faced down? It's so distracting! Thanks.
12:11 PM on 06/19/2012
Breathe through your mouth. When you turn over ask your therapist for a tissue to blow your nose and then have them dab a little peppermint essential oil on your chest. Insta-relief.
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12:13 PM on 06/19/2012
Try not using the face cradle.