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My $60,000 Ivy League Degree Was Just a Pyramid Scheme

Posted: 09/17/2012 5:18 pm

When I was deciding whether to accept the invitation to a graduate program at Columbia University, cost was one of the main factors I weighed. But whenever I mentioned this fact to someone older than me, they waved it off. I was assured over and over again that everyone has debt; that it's not a big deal -- often with a wink and a reassuring pat on the arm.

It was like looming debt was my invitation to adulthood, and losing sleep over it was my RSVP.

As much as adding $60,000 to the $30,000 I already owed from undergrad made me nauseous, I took everyone's word for the fact that it was worth it, that this was my future we were talking about; that no price should stand in the way of education. I signed the promissory notes, I showed up to class on the first day, and every day after that.

Now it's two months after graduation. I have an Ivy League master's degree, but I certainly don't feel $60,000 smarter. In fact, I feel a bit like I've snapped out of the piper's trance, only after stepping off the cliff.

I would be perfectly happy getting by on what I could make freelancing, maybe picking up the occasional bartending shift. But Sallie Mae seems to think that starting in four months when my comically inadequate grace period ends, I'll be making thousand-dollar payments every month. So living the ascetic life of a creative young adult is not an option. I'll have to get a real job -- probably not even the kind of job I paid so much to be qualified for -- just to keep up with the interest.

There's a debate going on about student debt in Washington and in newsrooms across the country. Some say it's the next big bubble, following closely in the footsteps of the mortgage crisis, just waiting for the right moment to kick the economy in the teeth as it struggles to stand up after the beating it just took.

Others echo the deluded reassurance I got before grad school -- that debt is just a part of life; that it's nothing to worry about.

The fact is, while that might have once been the case, the nature of student debt is changing, as tuition costs climb unchecked into the clouds, and the job market maintains its resemblance to a pit of starving dogs clamoring for one pitiful cut of meat. Politicians need to see that it's changed, but just as importantly, young people laying the foundation for the rest of their lives need to know that it's changed.

In 1990, the average student loan debt in this country was $8,200. By 2010, that figure had more than tripled, to $25,250 according to a report by the Institute for College Access & Success. And only half of the people who graduated college in the last five years are employed full-time, according to a recent Rutgers University study. So with the buy-in ever increasing and not enough jobs to go around on the other end, higher education is looking less like an investment and more like a pyramid scheme.

This is not to say that Americans should stop striving toward a good education. There's still an argument to be made for education for its own sake, and, for those who can find work, salaries are still generally higher for people with degrees. But it is time for people to accept that it's a new economic landscape in America, and that the ivory tower is insufficient shelter from this particular storm.

I already took the dive, so I'll just have to do my best to swim, with $90,000 in debt clasped to my ankles. But I can, as someone in the middle of a head-on collision with reality, urge others to take a little more time to consider what they're really signing up for when they take those loans.

By all means, go to college. But do it as cheaply as you can. If a prestigious name on your diploma is important to you, consider at least starting out at a state school, and then transferring somewhere more impressive (read: expensive). And don't borrow more than you absolutely need to cover tuition and get by -- remember that you may well be paying interest on that for decades to come.

Cross posted from Policymic.

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JustinP213
I dislike all political parties.
09:38 AM on 09/19/2012
I think that most reasonable people would agree that higher education costs too much in this country. Still, many people need to make better decisions about the costs/benefits of the various degrees that they pursue.
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Warren Yuill
Jesus Built My Hot-Rod
06:15 AM on 09/19/2012
During most revolutions the first thing the new power does is get rid of all the academics.
We Seen it in France China Russia Cambodia Mexico.......
Makes you wonder.
01:34 AM on 09/19/2012
Also Ms O'Donnelll if you happen to be reading this, a word of advice from an "old guy". If I google your name I come up with a blurb on some website which reads "Lilly O’Donnell is a Columbia Journalism School student, an East Village resident, and will someday be your boss." Whilst in your youthful ebullience you may have thought this was edgy, cool, and funny, I assure you that prospective employers do know how to operate Google and won't find this kind of thing amusing in the least. I suggest you stop complaining on HuffPo (which will make you look bad to employers) and start scrubbing up your public dossier, beginning with deletiung that foolhardy web profile.
11:08 PM on 10/21/2012
Oh, shut up.
11:19 PM on 10/21/2012
You sound like an old guy who needs to retire. Stop with the lecture. This is a good column, and she's not complaining, she's sharing her experience.
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fuster
"The fuster we go, the rounder we get"
11:22 PM on 09/18/2012
A college grad interested in journalism shoulda done the fact-checking and research rather than merely collecting opinions.
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Trickery
Gave up private vanity for public insanity
02:23 PM on 09/18/2012
The pressure to enroll into ivy league schools can be devastating. If you're not connected, even obtaining an undergrad degree from an ivy is worthless unless you know the right people or are going continue your education in grad school. It's almost like ivy degrees are looked at as high priced fashion accessories just meant to be shown off. If you can't change your situation, you can always use your experience as a warning to others :/
11:32 AM on 09/18/2012
Not sure why the heavy-handed censorship here. I just want to point out that the author joined a grad program, presumably after the 2008 market meltdown by which time everyone knew that the job market was truly bad. There was a wealth of information available to anyone with Google on the risk/rewards of student loans. A mountain of information stretching back even to before the authors undergrad days detailed the student debt timebomb. The author, sadly, did not avail herself of this widely available information and instead chose to take the advice of presumably well-intentioned "old people" who offered this advice with a "wink and a reassuring pat on the arm". It's difficult to feel sorry for someone who has access to voluminous, current, relevant information but who proceeds to ignore it in favor of advice from dowdy old senior citizens.
11:09 PM on 10/21/2012
You sure are a good Googler.
Philovitist
Aware of the meaning of life.
09:54 AM on 09/18/2012
ROTC program is paying for my college. /flex
05:42 AM on 09/20/2012
They need officers in Afganistan.
09:15 AM on 09/18/2012
I see many articles like this one, warning of the tragedy of high student loans after they have been incurred and not offering any helpful solutions. Students in the US have mortgaged their adult lives to repaying student loans - and most didn't realize it. Today - to incur $90k in student loans with $1k a month repayment - will mean not starting a family or buying a home. Please start including resources for help in these articles such as search the web for two very important sites: Income Based Repayment plan offered by the Federal Government - if your loans qualify your repayment is based on family size and income; and, Student Loan Borrower Assistance which is full of articles to help anyone thinking about taking out student loans to those having trouble repaying.
08:58 AM on 09/18/2012
This is one person's story. Maybe you should change your major to something in demand? Maybe you should have been looking for a job earlier or done an intership? Where did you go to college? What is your GPA? What is your work experience? Getting a masters degree does not guarantee you a job, but it will certainly help you in the maze of hundreds of applicants applying for each job.
07:04 AM on 09/18/2012
"I have an Ivy League master's degree, but I certainly don't feel $60,000 smarter."

Maybe you should have studied basic economics and learned college (especially Ivy League) is about signaling not the knowledge you acquire. You spent $60k to get the opportunity at a good internship and brownnose your way into a comfy job at your classmate's successful business.
11:10 PM on 10/21/2012
Exactly.
05:26 AM on 09/18/2012
That's why I'm a STEM major...
01:17 PM on 09/19/2012
People often double major in order to make themselves marketable while still pursuing a degree in a topic of interest. If you entered college and chose your major solely for employment reasons, then you're missing the original point of college.
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milesthemad
I don't do normal....
04:15 AM on 09/18/2012
We've had student loans in New Zealand since 1992. The problem with student loans is they have to be paid off but the majority of students who graduate find that, rather than opening doors for them, a university qualification often puts them into the ridiculous situation of being over-qualified and therefore not employed for low paid jobs but they lack the practical experience and contacts to land them the higher paid jobs. The end result? Most of our gradutes have emigrated in what we're call "the brain drain" and our country is paying a terrible price because we just don't have the skilled, educated and qualified people we need. What is scarier is that most student loans never get paid off because the people who get them leave the country to get work. Thus, unpaid student loans accounts for well over $10 billion of debts.

Whar amazes me is the breath-taking stupidity of American lawmakers and bankers who came up with the idea of student loans without bothering to get off their butts and checking to see if student loan programmes worked in other countries. If they had, they would've dropped the idea immediately.
10:21 AM on 09/18/2012
Uh, How was America supposed to check New Zealand's track record when we started offering Gov't student loans 35 years before you guys?
01:19 PM on 09/19/2012
LOL...I was thinking the same think. That initial poster's finger wagging and superiority complex just fell flat.
01:19 PM on 09/19/2012
*thing
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JustinP213
I dislike all political parties.
09:40 AM on 09/19/2012
My country has had student loans for a lot longer than your country.
12:57 AM on 09/18/2012
What happened to Mr. Hope and Change ? He did not spare any change for you?
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AsItEverWas
Communism is a rightwing conspiracy
12:26 AM on 09/18/2012
Get a decent trade qualification in your late teens, become a builder, hire semiskilled labour, profit... Education Cost: minimal... Income:excellent if prepared to travel the world or churn property... High Earning potential: 21-Death... Retirement Age:30+

I am so glad I followed this path, at 30 I gained a degree in electrical engineering so I could develop alternate power systems during my retirement years. Ignore the herd - minimum effort, maximum return because life is too short to work at something you do not love for 40 years or more.

Too many people get sucked into tertiary education for the wrong reasons and believe the hype. It always surprised me how much fluff was attached to a degree, the salient parts that I wouldnt learn on the job could easily have been condensed into a 12 month online course, saving me thousands.
01:20 PM on 09/19/2012
Ignoring the herd is only good advice if enough of the herd ignores it.
10:43 PM on 09/22/2012
That's fine and dandy if you're physically capable of manual labor. For the rest of us who excelled at things like MATH and the sciences, what then, a high school diploma and that's it? No math or science lab would have ever hired anyone with just a high school diploma, not really, no matter what lies they spread in their "job description". Yes technically science laboratories HAVE entry level glasswasher and janitorial type jobs but with just a high school diploma you'd have to "know someone" to stand a snowball's chance in hell of getting that job.
12:17 AM on 09/18/2012
I wonder if your former Columbia classmates feel the same way and regret getting an Ivy League degree. Probably not the rich students who had their parents pay their education.
11:14 PM on 10/21/2012
The best reporters don't even have journalism degrees. You don't need a college degree to be a good journalist, and "journalism school" is a waste, particularly Columbia, which is a pretentious, expensive waste. Better to study political science, business, criminal justice, or if you want graduate school -- law.