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Gone With The Wind: Has Obama Blown It?


Well, honey chile, South Carolina's favorite McCain Munchkin says he has.

Lindsey Graham was on Meet the Press Sunday morning. Somebody grab the smelling salts--he's near-swooning with disappointment. You'd have thought he'd lost his last, best role model for Honest Change in Government. Barack Obama has opted out of "public funding" and po' Lindsey is simply mortified. "It's pitiful...pitiful!" he declared. "It's sad." Oh, Lawd.

To save his soul, Graham jes' could not lay on the self-righteous moralizing molasses thick enough: Oh, the shame of it! Barack Obama has broken his promise to the American people. Nice gentlemen simply do not do that. According to McCain's favorite "Little Jerk," Obama "chose winning over his word...His cause is to win the election, not change the country..." Lindsey is all a-flutter, too, because Obama "...has all that talent..." and Lord, have mercy! He's jes' wasted it all! Frittered away all that talent and all that honesty. Why? Well, Lil Ole Lindsey says he can't understand why "...1.4 million [individual small donors] can make you change your mind..." Please! Somebody stop Barack before Lindsey faints dead away!

Now, I can argue 'til the cows come home (as Munchkin put it this morning) that Senator Obama made no such promise without conditions. He said more about public funding than simply "Yes." Look it up.

I can argue that the purpose of true public funding is exactly what the Obama Campaign has achieved with a million and a half small donors footing the bills without compromising the candidate. I can argue that the notion of "suddenly McCain sanctioned" public funding--which takes half of my piddling little contribution and gives it to a candidate I do not support, will not vote for and resent having to finance--denies me a real, clear choice. I'm a woman-- and you'd better believe choice is a mighty sore subject with me in more ways than one.

I can argue that, in January 2004, on the Fox News show "On the Record," John McCain said:

"I think it's wonderful that Howard Dean was able to use the Internet, $50, $75, $100 contributions. That's what we want it to be all about. We want average citizens to contribute small amounts of money, and that's a commitment to a campaign. I'm for that. I think it's a great thing. I think the Internet is going to change American politics for the better."

I can argue that John McCain now tries to tell us there's something sinister about Barack Obama successfully doing what McCain lauded in 2004--and that his favorite mouthpiece, Lindsey Graham, is out there selling the lie.

I can argue that, unlike the John Kerry, Barack Obama will not go quietly into that good night of lethal GOP 527 bullets without an Uzi. "Average citizens committed to a campaign" are that Uzi. There are a million and a half of them--and more are coming--who will rise up when macho-man John McCain is too pitiful, too weak, to control his 527 pet pit bulls (He can't stop 527s--but wants us to believe he can say "Boo!" and Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Pakistan will tremble?) . They'll darn well rise up with cash, honey--cash enough to fight back if they have to.

But I won't.

Because the core issue Sunday morning was honesty. Lindsey Graham is having a nationally televised hissy-fit because, he squeals, Barack Obama's character is at issue now that we know he's not entirely honest. Really? By whose definition?

To give that argument veracity, to make that argument stick, Graham has to be able to put his honest money where his honest mouth is. And he can't do it. Has he lied to us? Has he lied to us about really big, really dangerous things? You bet your fatback and collard greens he has.

In the spring of 2007 Lindsey-Loo tagged along with Big John McCain on a trip to Iraq. They enjoyed a happy little jaunt to Shorja, Baghdad's central market. Shorja had been bombed at least six times in the months between the summer of 2006 and the U.S. delegation's visit, but the war-lovin' GOP insisted their urge to surge had changed everything. Peace at last, y'all. So, a shopping trip was in order. To prove the point. McCain and Graham were off to the market. And they were safe as two babies in a buggy. Everyone, McCain said, had a grand time--no gunfire, no IEDs, no suicide bombers in sight. "Yeah...What he said!" Lindsey echoed.

Shorja and Baghdad were safe, McCain pronounced.

"Yeah...What he said!" Lindsey giggled.

"Never have I been able to go out into the city as I was today," McCain exclaimed.

"Yeah...What he said!" Little Sir Echo--well, echoed.

Now we all know that shopping trip in balmy Baghdad was hardly what tag team McCain/Graham tried to market to the masses when they came home. Oh, they were safe, alright. But only because the bullet-proof vest clad delegation had a little protection. Like a hundred armed troops with armored Humvees, sharpshooters on the rooftops and armed attack helicopters circling overhead. Oh-- and traffic to the area was redirected and market access restricted to Americans only while the Dynamic Duo were there.

In case you didn't know it: Within 36 hours of that shopping spree Shorja was bombed. Again.

They were a tad less than honest with their "Lookee here how we're winning this war, folks! We can shop 'til we drop!" propaganda. They lied. Lindsey Graham lied.

With the kind of massive military protection John and Lindsey enjoyed, Paris Hilton could go shopping, buck nekkid, carrying a fistful of cash, with a gallon-sized Baggie of high grade cocaine duct-taped to her bare keester, in the highest crime area of the most crime-ridden city in America--and no one would touch her.

Lindsey Graham looked us right in the eye after Shorja and lied to us. In the event it hasn't hit you yet, let me point out that real people died--and continue to die--because of Senator Graham's willingness to lie about something really, really big. Really, really, dangerous. Dangerous to folks who, by accident of birth, are Iraqi women, children and old men. Dangerous to the troops he and McShame say they honor and vow to support. Dangerous to the world and to U. S. security--that would be us, our children, our grandchildren.

And anyone who'd lie about something that big cannot be trusted to tell the real truth about anything else.

Given the whole story behind Senator Obama's decision about public funding, given Graham's own failure to tell the whole truth about Shorja, his moral indignation about honoring one's word was a tad disingenuous. Given John McCain's own lavish praise for the concept of building exactly the small donor based campaign Barack Obama has built, Graham's disdain was hypocritical.

Obama's mistake, it seems, was being astonishingly successful at engineering his own campaign finance reform. His decision to stick with it is sinister only because John McCain can't muster support enough do the same thing. And because Lindsey Graham says it is.

 
 
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06:13 PM on 06/25/2008
Barack said show me the money! That's our guy.


OBAMA 08
04:06 PM on 06/25/2008
I could tell that it just broke his heart when Senior Senator Lindsey Graham R-SC found out Sen. Obama refused public finance. Of course he's sick to his stomach! The "Repubican" (they have to earn the "L") money machine can't match the momentum of Sen. Obama's liberal message nor his ability to raise money. The closer the election gets, the more they quake in their $500 Gucci's. And the media manipulation that began in earnest with Reagan, and perfected by Rove, is starting to fall apart. Bold faced lies still define the topic of the day but have less strength due to blogs like the HuffingtonPost!

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02:32 AM on 06/25/2008
If you take out the South-bashing bigotry here, you are left with a Republican senator taking issue with Obama's backtracking on the campaign financing issue. There is nothing particularly surprising or ludicrous about Lindsey Graham's position. Even some Democrats were taken aback.

It would be more effective to just address the argument and lose the dialect and the ridicule.
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GiannaX
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04:14 PM on 06/24/2008
I suspect Graham doused his eyes with glycerin drops before he went on the set. He looked as though he had been crying the blues all night. Either that or he had a really, really, bad hangover!
12:33 AM on 06/24/2008
Another terrific, hilarious, and scathing post, Linda. It's hard to pick a favorite part, but I DO love the Paris Hilton visual as well as the "What he said," echoes.

Lindsey Graham IS Miss Pittypat. " Oh dear, oh dear. Where are my smelling salts?"
12:00 AM on 06/24/2008
The perfect blend of entertaining and enlightening, Linda. It's always a pleasure to learn your perspective(s).

Thank you. I hope it's shot up the DIGG rankings today.
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XME
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08:41 PM on 06/23/2008
I've been thinking...they should have an annual awards show similar to the Academy Awards, but for politicians. I think Graham would stand a chance of Best Acting by a Republican Senator.
03:35 PM on 06/23/2008
Obama's list of 57 DOCUMENTED LIES ...and still growing
57 Trying to claim patriotism Obama says his grandad signed up the day after Pearl Harbor; army records disagree
56 Claims race and party not important to how people vote as they put America first; 93% block vote disproves
55 On June 5, Obama stated that Israel must remain undivided; June 6 on CNN he reversed his position
54 To further his own agenda, Obama grossly overstates the number of potential African-American votes in MS, GA, SC
53 Promise of $2500 reduction in Healthcare premiums needs billions in Admin cost savings by 2012: not possible
52 Obama omits to mention his 3 week trip to the Islamic Republic of Pakistan until it slips out trying to out-do Clinton
51 Obama claims McCain wants to wage a lengthy war in Iraq: Video proves Obama's lying
50 Obama claimed he never prayed in a mosque; his campaign had to retract that statement
49 Obama dishonestly used endorsements in ads to pump up his healthcare plan
48 Claims he never discussed politics with Pastor; rebutted by photo of Obama with team of lobbyists led by Wright
47 Obama, an expert at parsing words, claimed he wasn't familiar with the word "Clintonian"; then changed his story
46 Despite reeking of cigarettes, Obama denied smoking to ABC; now admits smoking on MSNBC
45 Obama said he'd meet unconditionally with Leader of Iran: now claims he "didn't have Ahmadinejad in mind"
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06:44 PM on 06/23/2008
Can you show documentation for your allegations or are you having a smear-fest? For example number 45 is absurd since Ahmadinejad is not the leader of Iran ---- duh ... I could go down the list and refute your idiotic claims but I think when you try and slander someone show documentation and facts ... you can have an opinion and that is cool with me ... but documentation from juried or credible sources (that does not include op-eds or fox news) do not count
09:00 PM on 06/23/2008
Cut and paste of a boring reguritation of hatespeak without quoting original source?...yawn.
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ReElectNoOne
03:23 PM on 06/23/2008
So stupid it is laughable. How can anyone make anything other than Kudo's out of Obama's decision to raise his money honestly ?

Oh I know....it now puts the pressure on McCain to get HIS money honestly as well. Problem is McCain without special interest money equales an unopposed Obama in November.
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blaqntelligence
Please secede, republicans
02:32 PM on 06/23/2008
I had a blast laughing at the mental images your piece brought to mind.
Little Lord Fauntleroy and John Wayne....
PeeWee Herman and The Terminator.....

Until the truth of your words started to sink in.....Somehow it's not so funny anymore....
01:10 PM on 06/23/2008
Those southerner's and their crying gags! LOL
02:34 AM on 06/25/2008
You do know Southerners vote...right?
01:08 PM on 06/23/2008
"Lite in the loafers Lindsay" - I laughed out loud at his Sunday performance!
I swear, he has his nost stuck so far up John McCain's rear end that it'll take a semi truck to pull it out. LOL
Anyway, this performance by Graham shows just how far the Republican Party is going to go to win the election - and I'll place my bet right now that John McCain will get all teary eyed over something before the campaign is over.... I'll go one step further and place the same bet on George Bush.
Stock up on Kleenex, my friends, the Republican Party is a fixin' to have a crying gag!!
02:36 AM on 06/25/2008
So you are an Obama supporter who likes to ridicule those "lite in the loafers" gays? I think you are in the wrong party. Usually gay-bashers are self-identified Republicans.
12:59 PM on 06/23/2008
I like how you write. Very entertaining!

If only the MSM would start talking about what McCain said in 2004 about raising money on the Internet, maybe they'd stop hammering Obama on his public financing decision. I'm not holding my breath.
12:21 PM on 06/23/2008
“The part which is wrong will be discontented in proportion to the importance of the facts they misconceive. If they remain quiet under such misconceptions it is a lethargy, the forerunner of death to the public liberty.”

--Thomas Jefferson, from the "Tree of Liberty" letter to William Smith
02:38 AM on 06/25/2008
And,,,what is your point? That quote could be applied to any position anyone takes.