John McCain: "Are You Ready For Some Football?"

Postpone the debate? Suspend your campaign?

Honey, this woman ain't no fool. Southern gals are weaned on football by our daddies.

You fumble... it's another turnover. What's with your QB? It's third and short; you're down by a TD; you keep getting penalized for one personal foul after another; their offense is on a roll...

What do you do?

The strategic time-out. You stop the game, try to stop the momentum of that offensive line. Maybe they'll lose their focus. Maybe they'll lose the crowd. And maybe they'll lose the ball.

Mm, mm, mmm. If a 61-year-old South Carolina grandma can figure out your game plan, John-boy, how you expect you gonna win this thing?

Comments

[ButterflyWeed]

It'd be nice if he'd suspend his campaign for the rest of silly season. The RNC could donate his war chest to the economic bail out plan.

[Kiku]

Love it!