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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: How The Bloggess Jenny Lawson Found Her Voice Online

Posted: 04/18/2012 11:41 am

Jenny Lawson is a big booming voice on the web. Her online name -- the Bloggess -- demands attention (and, looked at through a certain lens, worship). Her tales are bawdy, irreverent, searingly honest, big and loud. Her following is outsized, too, with 2 to 3 million hits per month. She keeps her readers in stitches (who SAYS women can't be funny?), and she proves that blogging can be a force for good (just ask the thousands of needy families she's helped through her personal do-good, pay-it-forward campaigns ... there's also the traveling red dress, which we will get to in a moment).

In her new book, "Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir," her voice is much the same. It's the story of her rather unconventional childhood, with a father who was a taxidermist and whose idea of fun was putting his hand inside a dead squirrel and making it into a puppet; and of her opposites-attract marriage to Victor, a rather straitlaced Republican, who sighs and rolls his eyes a lot but who clearly adores her. Hers is basically a Munsters-meets-Clampetts-meets-Dharma-and-Greg kind of a tale, with Lawson playing Marilyn and Ellie May and both Greg and Dharma.

So after reading chapters about getting her arm stuck up a cow's nether regions while attempting artificial insemination, and arguing with her husband about whether Jesus is a zombie, actually talking to the woman is a bit of a shock. Hers is a small voice, sweet and lovely. Almost shy.

And right there is the power and possibility of the Internet.

"Most bloggers are emotionally unstable and often awkward in social situations, which is why so many of us turned to blogging in the first place," she writes in her book. Her reasons for blogging, she says, and others' reasons for reading, are to share in ways that too many of us find too difficult to do in person.

Unlike many of the most popular mom bloggers, though, Lawson did not start out online. She began 11 years ago by writing an ink-on-paper manuscript for what became "Let's Pretend This Never Happened." It was, she says, "a love letter to my family," particularly her now 7-year-old daughter, Hailey. "I have a terrible memory," she explains, "and when I am a grandmother, this way I would have a reminder."

She was just a few chapters in when a writer at what was then her local paper, the Houston Chronicle, resigned from their parenting blog, saying, "I don't know that you can be a good mother and a good blogger, so I quit," Lawson remembers. "I called on a whim and said, 'Apparently I am a terrible mother, because I would love to take this.'" She still writes "Good Mom/Bad Mom" for the Chronicle, along with her personal site, The Bloggess, and a periodic selection of terrible parenting "wisdom" called "Ill Advised" for The Stir.

It's a safe bet that most of her readers come for the laugh-aloud humor that led Babble to name her the Funniest of its Top 100 Bloggers this year. Stories like the one about Beyonce the five-foot-tall metal chicken that she brought home from a trip to the outlet mall after she and Victor had a fight over buying towels and she got back at him by bringing home Beyonce instead. She placed it outside his home office window. (The chicken now has its own Facebook page, with 38,000 likes, topping Lawson's page by about 4,000.)

But while they may come for the laughs, readers stay for the raw and personal tales of Lawson's battles against depression, and rheumatoid arthritis, and, most recently, cutting and self-harm. And, in time, they become part of her crusade to change the world or, at least, one small part of it, which, like her online persona, has become far larger than its modest, unassuming beginnings.

Like the post she put up two winters years ago, saying she would give out $30 Amazon gift certificates to the first 20 people who left messages on her blog. Readers jumped in and volunteered to help. Within four days, more than 1,000 readers had sent out $42,000 in gift cards to make Christmas for children they had never met.

And like the Red Dress. She had always wanted a big red ball gown, she says, and about two years ago a friend made her a gift of one, then took her to a local graveyard and took artistic photos of the bright red against the pale headstones. Lawson wrote a post about how that dress represented "all the other capricious, ridiculous, overindulgent and silly things that we desperately want but never let ourselves have because they are simply 'not sensible.' Things like flying lessons, and ballet shoes, and breaking into spontaneous song, and building a train set, and crawling onto the roof just to see the stars better. Things like cartwheels and learning how to box and painting encouraging words on your body to remind yourself that you're worth it."

Readers responded to that with stories of their own, most famously a blogger who suffered from agoraphobia and who said that to be able to make it to BlogHer, the yearly gathering of women bloggers each summer, would be her version of the red dress. Lawson met her there, the original dress in hand. Since then, it (or its descendants) has been worn by women undergoing chemotherapy, celebrating their 40th birthday, buying their first house, having a sex change at age 60. The dress, too, has a Facebook page, and most recently was worn by Susan Niebur, who wrote the blog Toddler Planet, before her death from breast cancer in February.

"It's easy to bash the Internet as a tough brawling place," Lawson says. But "organic" do-good tales like these show that "really there's a soft, sweet center."

"I feel lucky to have found it," she says.

Readers could say the same about Lawson herself.

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What's your red dress?
Jenny Lawson, aka The Bloggess, describes the physical representation of something less tangible, but just as fierce and bright, as a red ball gown:

all the... capricious, ridiculous, overindulgent and silly things that we desperately want but never let ourselves have because they are simply 'not sensible'. Things like flying lessons, and ballet shoes, and breaking into spontaneous song, and building a train set, and crawling onto the roof just to see the stars better. Things like cartwheels and learning how to box and painting encouraging words on your body to remind yourself that you're worth it.

Below are photos from The Traveling Red Dress's Facebook page. Click through and then tell us ... what do you wear, do or say that makes you feel worth it? Share your thoughts in the comments below. Then, vote for the ideas you love by clicking Favorite next to other comments you think are Red Dress Worthy. We'll be sending our red dress to whoever gets the most Favorites by the end of April.

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In her original "red dress post," Jenny said:

I want, just once, to wear a bright red, strapless ball gown with no apologies. I want to be shocking, and vivid and wear a dress as intensely amazing as the person I so want to be. And the more I thought about it the more I realized how often we deny ourselves that red dress and all the other capricious, ridiculous, overindulgent and silly things that we desperately want but never let ourselves have because they are simply "not sensible". Things like flying lessons, and ballet shoes, and breaking into spontaneous song, and building a train set, and crawling onto the roof just to see the stars better. Things like cartwheels and learning how to box and painting encouraging words on your body to remind yourself that you're worth it.

And I am worth it.

 
 
 

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Jenny Lawson is a big booming voice on the web. Her online name -- the Bloggess -- demands attention (and, looked at through a certain lens, worship). Her tales are bawdy, irreverent, searingly honest...
Jenny Lawson is a big booming voice on the web. Her online name -- the Bloggess -- demands attention (and, looked at through a certain lens, worship). Her tales are bawdy, irreverent, searingly honest...
 
 
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10:19 PM on 06/02/2012
This book reminded me of another memoir called "The Imperfect Enjoyment" by Dewan Gibson, though not as funny. Still, it's good to see bloggers getting more notoriety and MONEY!
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Cedarflame
01:52 AM on 04/20/2012
I read Jenny Lawson's book and I give it a lot of thumbs up.She made me laugh, cry and then do it all over again. I hope she doesn't take another 10 years to finish her next book.
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lori279187
Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
10:34 AM on 04/19/2012
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Liz Kozak
11:14 PM on 04/18/2012
I heart Jenny! I'm sorry, but who DID say women can't be funny??
04:07 PM on 04/19/2012
Don't be sorry, the person who wrote this article is the first person I have ever heard say that. I wish she hadn't said it, maybe I would have checked this girls Blog out and might have enjoyed it; but now its all been ruined for me.

Well I did find out one thing, that funny isn't contagious and in a lot of cases, people who make you laugh, usually have a certain type of personality, a chemistry, that can sometimes resonate to some extent, through the personality and sense of humor shown from the person, who in this case, is the pitch person for this lady's humorous Blog.

After getting a pretty good feel for what makes this writer laugh, I can see that its not a Blog, that I would check out and before you have even read my comment, I will have long forgotten all about this Blogging Comic.

I know, sadly my loss; but that's just fine with me. In today's fast moving media circus, one might be better off being stumbled on and not pitched in an article, by an author I will never know anything about. Another hit and run I guess, best of luck though in any case, for the both of you.
10:03 PM on 04/18/2012
So happy to have found out about The Bloggess not too long ago. She is a total hoot. Her tales make me giggle and make me happy. And I'm all about the happy. Look for twinkles, follow the winks, find your happy. ;)
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The Cupcake Kid
07:57 PM on 04/18/2012
I love Jenny Lawson and her post about Beyonce the giant chicken who 'will cut you'..... I keep it on my fridge door! The first time I read it, I literally laughed until I wheezed. She is the Erma Bombeck for my generation!
05:16 PM on 04/18/2012
What a great question. For me, it's a life jacket. It makes me feel happy, strong and myself because when I put it on, I know that I'm climbing into my kayak and paddling around and just appreciating where I am and that I'm pretty healthy. It makes me laugh to meet other people (strangers) in their kayaks and you already know you have something in common which makes me feel like I'm part of a community of sorts. I love community...and sometimes you find it when you're wearing a very spiffy life vest.
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03:06 PM on 04/18/2012
This is a wonderful project.  I still remember the red dress I fell in love with as a 16 year old prom dress shopping.  Simple satin, strapless with a petticoat-filled ballgown skirt, oh, so red...and nearly $300.  Of course, my mother said no, but I'll never forget how much I wanted that dress.

I live on Nantucket, where there are plenty of opportunities to get hair done and put on a gorgeous dress for the evening...if you have the money to buy $100+ tickets to galas and benefits, which I don't.   Recently, my friends and I started planning a ladies night where we get all gussied up, put on our wedding dresses and go out on the town.  We figured it would be a fun way to make use of something that's destined to just sit in the back of our closets forever, while getting the chance to feel beautiful and attract a little attention without spending a ton of money.  

As far as everyday things go, I'll admit that I feel good about myself when I have on pretty, matching underwear.  Hopefully that's not TMI, but I am a stay/work at home mother of a toddler who never goes out, never puts on make up, and never does anything to my hair other than putting it in a ponytail.  My husband couldn't care less what I wear, but for some reason I feel beautiful wearing ...ehem...dare I say...sexy underwear -- even if it's under sweatpants.

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01:34 PM on 04/18/2012
I'm so glad you posted about this! I am a big fan of Jenny Lawson, and have been ever since readng her post about Beyonce the giant metal chicken - to date the funniest thing I have ever read. Did you see her recent comments about her desire to stop having people call everything focused on motherhood "Mommy" this-and that? Because using "mommy" trivializes the very important work of motherhood and marginalizes whatever the issue is.

Anyway! I love the red dress project. I totally believe that we need to do crazy, seemingly-indulgent things for ourselves sometimes. It nurtures us so we can keep going, and it gives joy - and who wants to live a life without joy? What makes me feel worth it these days is time. For the past few years, I take my birthday off from work and head to a beach nearby. I am usually alone, which is very UNusual for me. But last year, as I sat in my beach chair, reading my book with an iced coffee in my hand and the sun warming my shoulders, I thought "what could possibly get better than this?!? I have the most awesome life in the world". Profound gratitude - a gift in itself!