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Why Men Like Boats

Posted: 03/ 4/2012 3:23 pm

I learned to sail when I was eight. Following my father's love for all types of watercraft, I learned about fishing boats, sailboats, cruisers, even houseboats. I never thought of myself as a 'girl' sailor. I was captain, first mate, cabin boy, deck hand and crew. I was also cook for a 12-day excursion along the Intracoastal Waterway, but that episode is better left in the archives.

Women are great and able sailors. From the famous female pirate Madame Ching of China who was arguably the most successful pirate of the 19th century to Naomi James who circumnavigated the globe -- solo -- in 1978, women have been conquering the seas with great skill and impressive stats. And yet, I've noticed an embarrassing and worrisome trend among fellow boating enthusiasts. Once on board, inequality billows forth like the heavy exhaust from a two-stroke.

Last month, we joined friends for a day cruise on their lovely 35-foot cabin cruiser. We crossed the Bay and explored quiet coves and tranquil rivers, motoring without event. At the day's end, we stopped to refuel before returning home. Just as we tied up, a very large boat, a sport yacht, pulled alongside the dock.

"That boat will take forever to fill," the gas attendant said, pointing. "Do you mind if I get him started first?"

We didn't mind. We refilled our glasses and opened a box of Wheat Thins. I stretched my legs out in the sun, munched a cracker and scrutinized the luxurious multi-cabin craft at our bow.

"That's a beautiful boat," my husband said in the worrisome whisper that means he's interested in something he cannot have or do.

Our host agreed. "It's a yacht," he said, sitting next to me.

"What's the difference between a cruiser and a yacht?"

"Cabin cruiser usually refers to a boat less than forty feet in length. Anything bigger than that is termed a yacht. Then there's the mega yacht, and the super yacht."

We lowered our voices as a middle aged woman emerged from inside the galley carrying an armload of clothes or jackets or blankets, folded neatly.

"Honey!" A voice pierced the air. It came from aloft, two levels above the woman with the clothes. We all looked to the flying bridge where the Captain was perched in a custom curved chair, wearing dark sunglasses and a white hat. He tilted his head toward the window and called again. "Honey! Can you come topside and secure another line?"

The woman lifted a wide seat cushion and deposited the bundle into a storage locker before climbing the steep spiral stairway connecting the salon to the upper deck. Her footsteps were quick and secure; she barely touched the grab rails. She unlatched a hold at her feet and withdrew a heavy line, threw the coil over her head and shoulder, and proceeded to the bow where she attached the line to the cleat. With stunning dexterity, she tossed the other end around the pile.

This lady knew what she was doing.

"Secure a fender there!" Another order burst from the helm along with an arm, pointing. She streamed across the massive deck, this time balancing a giant white bumper high above her head. "No! Not there! Forward of the stanchion." Her arms blurred with speed and she complied without so much as an objection.

We watched in silence.

"Take up the slack. Check the anchor locker. Make fast the port line." The orders came rapid-fire. With each one, she scurried like a chipmunk preparing for winter.

I studied the Captain's profile. He stared straight ahead as if monitoring the horizon, never turning his head; his body was entirely inert.

After she'd secured the bow and coiled the excess lines, flemishing them neatly on deck, she made her way back to the galley where we watched her stow food and supplies while the fuel pumps chimed. She polished the gleaming counter top. She refastened boxes and bags of dry goods and snapped the teak wood cabinets closed with a practiced swing of her arm. Plastic containers accumulated on the marble counter in neat towers, one on top of the next, ready for transport or storage. Her grey hair hung into her face as she bent and reached, stowing, clearing, folding, wiping.

"Honey!"

She straightened, listening. A tissue swiped across her upper lip as the Captain, above, at ease inside his ivory tower, issued another stream of commands. We stared with awe as she shimmied up the main stairway with a bulky canvas tarp slung across her shoulder.

I thought I heard my husband mutter: "Ship shape."

"That's why men like boats," I said. "He's up there doing a lot of nothing, and she's racing around like a rat in a maze."

"He's the Captain," my husband said, as if he knew anything at all about boats.

"That's right." Our friend nodded his head in maniacal agreement. "He's the Captain. He stays on the bridge. That's his job."

I turned, incredulous. The two men bobbed their heads like eager robots, unified.

"His job? But they are not moving. There is no 'captaining' to do."

"Not so!" our friend protested. "He has to monitor the gauges and make sure all the electrical is working."

"She's sweating! And she has a gash on her leg." I pointed my Wheat Thin cracker at her. "She's doing all the work."

My husband piped in. "He's doing a lot of work up there. You just can't see it from our vantage point."

The Captain's head dipped forward and then bobbed to one side. I wanted to point out that, from our vantage point, it was clear that the Captain had fallen asleep but I didn't get the chance.

"Regardless. The Captain does not abandon the helm."

It was a losing battle.

So how did this happen? How did we women, great sailors, deft navigators and able-bodied seaman, allow this great disparity of leadership on board to fester? I do not have an answer. But I can attest to its practice. On boats, the men rule over the women. And we let them rule!

Before you organize a posse to hang me for feminist blasphemy, let me provide a potentially useful bit of constructive history: My father had a voluminous temper. He raged, his face turned red, he stormed about, shouting. I was worried: What if he had a heart attack? I suggested to my mother that he seek help through therapy, to learn how to manage his anger. She said: "He doesn't need therapy. He needs to shout."

It's about balance. She learned how to accommodate him, and he did the same for her. They are now in their late seventies, still together, still boating. He continues to shout, but her hearing is dull or maybe she just pretends not to hear. No matter. They figured it out.

Boating requires constant adjustments, small and huge. We accommodate wind, current, depth and tide. We do what is necessary to remain afloat and to keep moving forward. Some are more graceful in this effort than others. Yet we all strive for balance.

I force myself to imagine the aforementioned Captain on Monday morning, very early, inching along on a crowded highway. He is strapped into the driver's seat, or maybe into the back of a limousine, his shirt buttoned to the throat, chemical starch from his collar irritates his skin. He will have a rash. His suit binds under the arms. The radio traffic report announces the closure of three lanes ahead. He will be late for his morning meeting. He will likely miss his flight. His bladder is full. There are no exits, no alternate routes. He controls nothing.

It's not an excuse; it's an explanation.

As we cast off, I lobbed a last look at the woman with renewed respect. She was creeping aft on her belly with a bowline clamped between her teeth, an able sailor, balanced on the upper deck. I waved, a dark shape in the sunset. I can't be sure, but I think I saw her smile.

 
 
 

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08:14 PM on 03/08/2012
On a boat, (regardless of size).
There is one Captain and the Captain's word is LAW. Always. Without exception.
The Captain does not leave the helm unless he has the opportunity to appoint a replacement as able as he is.
The gender of the Captain is irrelevant.
If Ms. Friedman "knows" as much about boats as she claims, she would be familiar with the above.
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02:07 PM on 03/06/2012
women have 90% of the wealth and all of the you know what. let the guy have one place where he is king for god's sake.
01:48 PM on 03/06/2012
Hey, great stereotyping!

I have two boats, not yachts. Each is work for me. Women, and most men come aboard and do nothing but soak up the sun, cruise around, and generally have a good time. If help is needed, it ois generally the men who jump in.

I have asked all who come aboard if they'd like to learn to operate the boats; All say NO! My wife refuses to do anything but look good while working on her tan, while I take care of the boat. That's fine because we have a 50/50 partnership. She gets the sun, I get the agggravation of motoring a boat around to keep it faced into the sun. Now that's a partnership!

Remember: It's better to have a friend with a boat, than to be the friend with a boat!
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01:20 PM on 03/06/2012
"Once on board, inequality billows forth like the heavy exhaust from a two-stroke" ya we like to call that logic... get off your high un-wed horse and come back to earth butch
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01:10 PM on 03/06/2012
Your story is well written, but I find it interesting with all of your boating experience that you turned it into a male/female war, instead of what it was. Had the other person been the captain's cousin, or son, or brother, do you think things would have changed? Most certainly not. We have to be able to look at situations for what they are in reality, not two genders pushing for who is better, but human beings performing tasks that need to be done regardless of gender.

Had the captain happened to be female, and her husband/boyfriend was helping to tie up the boat/yacht, do you think it would have been different? I kind of hope not. I would hope she had the same resolve to make sure everything was taken care of and the confidence to give the orders or "requests." Women have just as much ability to captain as men, and I assume they would be "captain" in the same efficient way regardless of what was between their legs.

I know this is fiction, but look at the Star Trek series. Did Janeway not give orders? Was Picard a sexist because he gave orders to a woman? I realize there is a difference in military vs. civilian, and fiction vs. reality, but seriously, if the genders in your story changed, would you EXPECT a different result? I wouldn't. Perhaps it's not men and boats at issue in the first place.
01:51 PM on 03/06/2012
This story is a great example of "subjective validation." Since the author is so focused on her belief, she remembers what validates it, yet discards the examples that would tend to prove her wrong.

Ever notice that whern you buy something, like a new car, every where you go you seem to see them and everyone else has them too? That's "subjective validation!"
02:08 PM on 03/06/2012
very well written
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successmgr
12:59 PM on 03/06/2012
Perhaps the most irrelevant, stupid, misogynistic article I have read. Sadly some women are treated this poorly and other women justify it because they too are treated with no respect.
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07:38 PM on 03/06/2012
It's on a boat. The article was MEANT to make you feel that way. The reality is that if the captain was female, and her husband was helping, it would have been the same scenario. If you look at this story as sexism, then you are willing to see it anywhere.

How about when a cop pulls over a woman and asks her to step out of the car. Is that sexist? I guess if you only look at that one instance and don't talk about the way the car was swerving just before he did. If you look at every instance of the officer pulling over a car that is swerving and in every case he asks the person to step out of the car, then the actions are driven by the situation and not by the genders of those involved. If you can reverse the genders and end up with the same result, then it is not sexism, no matter how hard wants to believe it is.

This was a boat story, painted to be a story on male dominance, but by no infraction of the captain. It is indeed more of an infraction by the writer.
12:49 PM on 03/06/2012
in thirty years of boating I seldom saw this ever. usually the man had or bought a boat and his wife or female bff learned how to assist in docking and casting off. new and or trophy female bffs were ornaments as they didn't know what to do, not they were not willing to help, but were afraid of getting in the way or spilling their drink!
12:27 PM on 03/06/2012
Why men like boats. The answer is one simple sentence, based upon my experience. Women f*@& on boats.
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allianceae
Tell the truth and short memory is no problem.
12:26 PM on 03/06/2012
Great writing ... very entertaining ... superb fiction.
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Mouse223
Tornado at your doorstep.
12:36 PM on 03/06/2012
Yes, because this story couldn't possibly have happened.
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allianceae
Tell the truth and short memory is no problem.
01:04 PM on 03/06/2012
As was the point of my post ... hehehehe ... Still, it was excellently written and a fun read if for nothing more than a moment of wishful thinking.
12:24 PM on 03/06/2012
As a lifelong sailor, not a stinkpotter (power boater), and skipper (not captain), I have learned that you lead by example. We race regularly, with a crew of 4 to 6. Everybody gives their all. I am on the helm when we are underway most of the time, but there is plenty to do setting up and putting away. If I just barked orders, I would loose the enthusiasm of my crew, which has several women as regulars.

We are always looking for bow babes and backstay babes, preferably who know a little about sailing and are not adverse to taking a turn scrubbing the hull or folding a sail.
12:20 PM on 03/06/2012
Great story Lisa, thanks!
Good way to start my day, with a smile.
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Tim Kunk
Aimlessly wondering the information highway.
12:20 PM on 03/06/2012
Two lanterns now up for the boating husbands. I repeat two lanterns.
12:13 PM on 03/06/2012
Well, at least he called her "honey" ;)
02:19 PM on 03/06/2012
Maybe Honey was her name.
12:02 PM on 03/06/2012
Based on this example, I'd say the captain of the yacht trusted his wife as an able bodied hand, capable to do what needed done. I think the author is just trying to start something.
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gwbsucs1
use your head for sumthin other than a hatrack
12:01 PM on 03/06/2012
although you can equate this in more ways than just a boat captian - there are guys like this in every walk of life - they don't have to be skippers of a boat and besides , i remeber in my younger days , I was the first mate of both my brothers boats - granted they were cabin cruisers , one was 24 feet the other 26 feet , the 24 foot was a penn yann , and the 26 footer ( my favorite ) was a welcraft -i loved headin out on the bay , and never argued with my brothers about anythin , I was jus glad they called me to see if i wanted to spend the day on a boat - to me it had a lot to do with the love of the water and i didn't mind - the woman on the yacht probably felt the sameway - and was willin to be the first mate , no matter what it took - the water will do that to you , the calm and relaxin atmosphere out trumps anything else on a saturday and / or sunday on the water