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Turn Off TV News

Posted: 02/12/09 08:14 PM ET

Why should politicians be the only ones with stimulus plans? I happen to have a stimulus plan of my own. It would stimulate good moods and help rid of us of bad feelings and depression. It's very simple: I'm calling for this February 22nd to be National Turn Off TV News Day.

A recent University of Pittsburgh-Harvard Medical School study concluded that adolescents who watch too much TV have a greater chance of becoming depressed adults than those kids who don't watch a lot of television. For every additional hour of TV watched per day, the odds of becoming depressed increases by 8%. I'm not surprised. If I watch too much TV these days, there's a 100% chance that I'll get depressed. Especially if I watch the news.

Usually, the studies that portray TV as a villain are concerned about the content of TV and worry about viewers, especially kids, imitating the behavior they see on TV. I'm always a bit dubious about those studies. I guess that's because not one kid I grew up with turned into someone who thinks he can fly, is afraid of kryptonite, and has a best friend who's a talking horse.

But the Pittsburgh-Harvard researchers apparently weren't concerned about the content of what kids were watching on TV. They concluded that just watching television for hours, regardless of what's on, can contribute to an adolescent developing depression. When you throw in the dreary things on TV these days, it's no surprise.

If you watch the news every day, it's bound to bring you down. War rages on, every day more people lose their jobs, and Obama can't find a Cabinet candidate who has paid his taxes. And yet, I'm hooked on it. I even watch those cable shows that talk about the bad news that I just saw ... on The News.

The news isn't the only thing on TV that's likely to depress people. Some of the most popular programs are reality or game shows that have people getting rich, famous, or thin. So the audience who is worried about just paying their bills watches other people getting happy and set for life. What could be more depressing than that?

Then there are the TV dramas. They usually involve murder, and it's not like TV murders in the old days. Back then, somebody got shot, and then a smart cop or a brilliant lawyer got a suspect to confess. Now, solving the crime is just as gruesome as the crime itself. We get to see autopsies, and they show them to us in super-extreme close-up, with bodily functions moving in slow motion.

But no matter how dark those shows are, they're still not as gloomy as the news. Even the usually perky newscasters seem depressed as they tell us how much worse off the world is today than it was yesterday. Sometimes I feel like they are speaking directly to me. After reciting the latest stock losses, I almost expect the newscaster to look into the camera and say, "And Lloyd, your house lost another 3% today, your cholesterol drug has awful side-effects, and that shirt doesn't go with your pants."

The solution to all of this is obvious: If TV turns us off, we should turn off the TV. But I don't think it's realistic for those of us who are hooked on TV to just stop watching it, cold turkey. So, I propose that we start by not watching the programming that bums us out the most --- the news.

It won't be easy. Some of us are clearly news addicts. But let's try it one day at a time. And let's start on the birthday of someone who was very successful and never watched the news on TV -- George Washington.

Let's make February 22nd National Turn Off TV News Day. Tell your friends, make bumper stickers, shout it from the rooftops, call your Senators, organize Facebook groups, twitter your twitters. We can do this.

We'll be able to tell if this experiment is a success. On Sunday, February 22nd, if you see some people smiling who are usually grumpy, you'll know they turned off the news. If you're with some sports fans and they aren't talking about the latest athlete who got arrested, you'll know they turned off the news. And if you go out to dinner with someone, there's a sure-fire way of knowing. They definitely didn't watch the news if they pick up the check.

Lloyd Garver has written for many television shows, ranging from "Sesame Street" to "Family Ties" to "Home Improvement" to "Frasier." He has also read many books, some of them in hardcover. He can be reached at lloydgarver@gmail.com. Check out his website at lloydgarver.com and his podcasts on iTunes.


 
Why should politicians be the only ones with stimulus plans? I happen to have a stimulus plan of my own. It would stimulate good moods and help rid of us of bad feelings and depression. It's very simp...
Why should politicians be the only ones with stimulus plans? I happen to have a stimulus plan of my own. It would stimulate good moods and help rid of us of bad feelings and depression. It's very simp...
 
 
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12:40 PM on 02/15/2009
This is awesome. I'll join the boycott !
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ProfessorDuh
02:15 PM on 02/14/2009
I'm way ahead of you. TV news offers nothing except a blueprint of the plans that the corporate propagandists have in mind for the dimwits.
07:34 PM on 02/13/2009
"I get all the news I need off the weather report." - Paul Simon

My husband and I live in a small but comfortable home in a fairly nice rural area. Not a wealthy area by any means, but nice.
We are fortunate that we do not see our neighbors losing jobs or suffering economically, even though there are several homes for sale, none are foreclosures.
We stopped watching the news during Bush's 2nd term, since it was horribly depressing and we felt helpless.
We took stock of our lives and charge, and we are much happier.
We watch the first few minutes of news every morning for the headlines and then we turn off the TV.
We do read news off the Internet, but never for too long.
We're older and retired, and we discovered awhile back that it's better for our health to ignore the news.
We do watch mindless sitcoms that make us laugh, though, and borrow books and movies from the library.
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dadw5boys
Disabled Vietnam Vet
06:25 PM on 02/13/2009
National BLOCK the Fox Network Week !
12:40 PM on 02/13/2009
I live in Tucson, AZ.and get airways only News and as of Feb 18th, we will get only one station, The CW no news , as our CBS Station, the only other one whose signal we get now, can't be detected by our converter box,and is switching on Feb 17th whether we like it or not.
12:16 PM on 02/13/2009
I used to love my Friday night commentary fix: first, the wit and wisdom of Mark Shields on the News Hour, then Wash Week in Review, then NOW and Bill Moyers. Taped Keith and Rachel for later. Now i can't watch. I can't watch because they're telling the truth, and I'm ashamed to admit I can't handle the truth. I believe this country will survive and will come back economically; I'm just not sure I'll come back with it. Since this comes under the heading of "things I cannot change," it makes no sense for me to fill my mind with it. I will do better concentrating on "things I can" change in my personal life and in the way I participate in political life. Better I should do some yoga and chill.
12:01 PM on 02/13/2009
I'll turn off MSM but will seek peek Huffpo during the day.
11:02 AM on 02/13/2009
I used to be a news junky, I'd watch all the cable news, switching from channel to channel, even Fox.
I am not saying tne msm news is bad , but what I can't stand is the guest on these news shows spewing their hatred one way or the other, then you have the commentators asking questions one way or the other such as can he, should he, would he, will he. Everyone on the news shows know what's right for the country. There is no wonder our economy is the way it is. I used to watch Cavuto in the afternoons and he would always state how good the economy was. Any sane person could look in their own back yards and see jobs leaving the country. What is up with these news folks. I don't even watch anymore.
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ChaiKat
Just trying to keep what little I have.
10:42 AM on 02/13/2009
I stopped watching the news after the elections. I get all of my news online. The more I read the less and less I want to read.
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JScott
John Galt's last name is McGuffin-Smithee
10:35 AM on 02/13/2009
Perhaps they should go back to what it was in the late 60's I remember they'd have the local news then a 1/2 hr. break for 'The Curt Massey Show'-'we'll sing the old songs, we'll sing the new, we'll sing the bright songs, maybe we'll sing the blues, so monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday too, for you, for you, for you'. then back to the network news.
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inthedesert
Those who never question will fall for anything.
10:16 AM on 02/13/2009
I got rid of my big flat screen about 4 months ago and canceled the satellite service. I have found I am much less depressed and stressed out now. TV news makes a "crisis" out of everything. The "news readers" are doing a job that ANYONE who can read could do for half the money!!! And of course, don't even get me started on the commercials, infomercials, etc. YES, KILL YOUR TV.
09:48 AM on 02/13/2009
For your Rx to truly work, I'd have to "turn off" Huffpo. And it's been providing my daily cardio workout for months.
08:32 AM on 02/13/2009
It's leeched down to local news to the point where I can barely watch my resident yocals. Every story is told in breathless terms, weather is reported by a Storm Team (how ridiculous on clear, warm days) and they make it seem like each story is of monumental importance.
To be honest, by this point, it's almost funny. Who are the consultants saying that this stuff is effective? I guess I'd have to see the ratings but I almost feel bad for them.
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JScott
John Galt's last name is McGuffin-Smithee
10:32 AM on 02/13/2009
and the other thing is they trump up total crap that's meaningless to most tv viewers like
'No. 1 in LA News or No 1 in Primtime news or Live in HD First.....cmon TV stations we aren't stupid, stop treating us like that.
01:40 PM on 02/13/2009
My husband calls the local news, the knife and gun show. We don't have cable. Can't afford it.
07:34 AM on 02/13/2009
i watch a lot of csi miami reruns. i quit watching tv news as soon as i learned to navigate he internet.