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Ritualize Your Divorce

Posted: 06/28/2012 2:30 am

My divorce marked one of the most difficult and confusing times in my life. After the papers were signed and the break-up was officially final, I had no idea what to do next. I wanted to move forward but didn't know how; I just wanted to laugh, have fun and let go of the pain.

Then, one day it hit me -- throw a divorce party! This was long before divorce parties became a part of popular culture. My friends didn't understand the event when I sent out the invite, but they all came with an open mind and that was all I needed.

I had always loved tea parties, so that's the kind of party I threw. A tea party attended by all of the people in my life who had lent an ear, hand and tissue during my divorce. When I cut into my divorce cake -- which featured the phrase "Free At Last" in bright blue frosting -- I started to really feel like I was coming through to the other side.

I felt so invigorated at the end of the party that I wanted to continue the fun. About a week later, a friend told me about a Greek restaurant where you can throw plates. One dollar to smash something into a thousand pieces seemed like a great idea to me. (And let's be honest, it was probably better to throw someone else's plates rather than my own.) "I'll take 25 plates," I said to the waitress. One plate for each of the years I was married. After the last one shattered, I removed my protective goggles and felt a new sense of calm.

I began writing down these activities, eventually naming them "divorce rituals." These divorce rituals truly saved me. I started creating and doing more and more of them, feeling better as each was completed. During my first year post divorce, I tried to come up with a ritual to cover every painful moment. Time flew by quickly as I did the rituals and, in the end, I had a better understanding of myself. These rituals are compiled in my new book The Divorce Ritual: Get Up, Get Out and Get On With Your Life. Here are a few of my favorites:

Divorce Ritual #4 - A Tree Grows in Brooklyn (Or Wherever You May Live): Over the coming months, you will grow more and more as a person. You will make significant changes in your life. Your mind is probably filled with countless new ideas; Each idea is a seed, which should be planted and nourished as it grows to fruition. To mark this new beginning of your life, I suggest planting something special in your backyard that will bloom just like you.

Divorce Ritual #51 - The EX-Periment: Have you kept in touch with any of your exes from your past? It's understandable if you didn't have contact with any of them during your marriage. Most spouses want their significant others to dump water on their old flames once they decide to get serious. Even when it's innocent, it's generally not a good idea for married couples to maintain those types of connections. Now that you're divorced, the rules have changed. This divorce ritual is about going on a date with at least one ex-boyfriend who is also single.

Divorce Ritual #66 - Kids Rule the Day: Adults love days that revolve around them. Well, kids are no different. One day a month, let your child choose whatever they want to do, and then go along with it (as long as it's within reason). Maybe they want to go to a museum. Or, maybe they watch the movie "Night at the Museum." Whatever the activity, supervise, watch and most of all, enjoy!

Divorce Ritual #83 - Put the Garter Back On: This game is one of my favorites. Every bride remembers when her husband took the garter off at the wedding. At your divorce party, have one of your best friends put a garter back on you. You will feel an immediate sense of having come full circle.

Divorce Ritual #85 - Fly Fly Away: For this ritual, you will need balloons and some small pieces of paper. On each piece of paper, write what you disliked about your old life and what you want from your new one. Put the pieces of paper into the balloons, blow them up and let them go! This is a great way to release stress.

For more rituals and to read Lois Tarter's new book The Divorce Ritual click here.

 
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My divorce marked one of the most difficult and confusing times in my life. After the papers were signed and the break-up was officially final, I had no idea what to do next. I wanted to move forward ...
My divorce marked one of the most difficult and confusing times in my life. After the papers were signed and the break-up was officially final, I had no idea what to do next. I wanted to move forward ...
 
 
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10:26 PM on 07/01/2012
I have been married 38 years. My husband decided he was no longer happy; we are divorcing after I found out he was dating while we were in marriage counseling. I was encouraged when I read this article. Unless you have been married many years, you will not know how devastating it is. The rejection and feeling of worthlessness is the worst. It is like a death. Everyone grieves in their own way. Some behavior may seem childlike, but to relieve stress each must do what they must do to move forward. I found some joy in mowing over some of my husbands plants in the yard. Childish? yes, but sure felt good!! He mowed over my heart, afterall. It is a very long process emotionally. Thanks for the article and the ideas!
10:06 PM on 07/01/2012
Why waste good china. Get a log and beat her with it. You know cave man style. Knock her senseless and move on because after that she will want you more.
09:50 PM on 07/01/2012
EXCEPT FOR THE LOSS OF THE EXTRA BAGGAGE MY LIFE DIDNT CHANGE A BIT...
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09:25 PM on 07/01/2012
I guess I am fortunate that by the time my divorce came through there wasnt enough anger left to feel good about smashing things and celebrating the finality. I got the papers in the mail and thought "Oh, cool, that's done". I am sure she felt the same way and we have been cordial at least ever since for our son. In some (not all) cases of extended anger I cant help but think there is a feeling of a possesion lost or stolen, which can certainly lead to extended feelings of anger. Get over it, move on, you are better off.
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08:50 PM on 07/01/2012
Seems a bit childish...just move on.
08:34 PM on 07/01/2012
Hmmm, food for thought. I am now single, after three marriages. Unlikely I will hook up again in the near future. Ex no. 1, married when I was 17, him 18. Classic teenaged love. Produced three children but when he decided to continue to fool around with his step mother (yes!!), I opted out. Got into another on the round Christian and we share the love of our grandkids and wonderful daughter. Ex no. 3, married for the longest time, his/my third, he had three kids I had four. Hint, and word of advice, don't try to mingle all into one happy family. I did my best to keep the family glue together, but his drinking got in the way. He bragged about divorcing me but asked me to marry him again, I said sorry and moved on to the single life, turned the tide into myself and my goals and have happily moved along again, to the tune of keeping three rescued dogs happy and content.!!!! Stay friends with your exs are fine, but keep them out of the house.......
10:10 PM on 07/01/2012
Did you ever think it could be you. I was married 7 times started out like you. Today I have 2 rescuded dogs and 2 rescued cats I am HAPPY. HAPPY. I love my children,I love my Grands but I love my pets also and I have peace. I say it was me. I just didnt know how to pick them. I went for looks. If they were beautiful, I thought WOW. I know now beauty is only on the inside. Thats what makes a Lady attractive. What good is looks if her insides are rotted.
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07:50 PM on 07/01/2012
I remember when my sister got divorced. All of her close "couple friends" with whom she enjoyed most, if not all of her social time with, including vacations, "vanished". I've heard the advice that it is wise to have your own separate friends while married; I can see why.
09:55 PM on 07/01/2012
That is the most ignorant thing I have ever heard. "Im keeping this part of my life seperate from you" SCREAMS divorce. You cant go into a marriage protecting yourself from divorce. If you dont trust the person DONT marry them!
10:15 PM on 07/01/2012
My problem was I truste them. They were phonies. I still had fun. To bad they are all pissed. When I was going threw my first div. I was giving her everything.A lady on my job said I was crazy. I thought you were suppose to. She woke me up and I got everything. 7 times. Today all my ex's are broke and me well lets just say I am very comfortable. I am looking for number 8 I can use so more funds with this ression. If they have brains,looks first, and good money I will do it again. I am always honest. I tell them the only reason I marry is to have a cleaning Lady and double my money.
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07:21 PM on 07/01/2012
I can't see devoting a lot of time and energy to rituals. Maybe some people find it soothing. I always remember something I read once about being hurt by someone: the best revenge is to live well. If you're breaking plates and hosting divorce parties etc...what are there, 85 of these rituals she's done? That's WAY too much time to devote to a worthless man who left you. It's like you're still married to him. He is still consuming your energy.
06:54 PM on 07/01/2012
My ex was done with the marriage long before the divorce occurred and was acting single.

For legal reasons it is not a good idea to act single until you are single. I had no problems adjusting as I would not want someone who is not comfortable in the reality they were in. That was 1972.

I did not engage in a relationship but did check out a lot of "Social events" in the Village Voice Classified. I had some amazing experiences because I did not hate everyone or feel I needed a pity party. I did need human involvement on a social basis

After the divorce I did find someone. It took four years to turn an occasional meeting into a marriage.
We celebrate 35 years of marriage this year in the Fall.

Divorce is an event, not a status that you carry with you the rest of your life. If you hate and carry the baggage there is no reason to do so . That is what erasers on pencils are for. I hope my ex is doing well but I have no desire to find out if she is dead or alive. There were no children (thankfully. We did not have to hurt a child. It is a lot more complicated when there are children. I can not so I do not comment on divorce with children involved.
07:58 PM on 07/01/2012
You should have taken divorce just for building your own life with a spouse that you both are in love.
Honestly, I couldn't understand your logical reason for keeping on having relationship with your spouse
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06:39 PM on 07/01/2012
I can't even imagine the PAIN & SORROW of divorce after any marriage that's longer than 10 years, BECAUSE after this much time, the lives of these two people are so intertwined with children, friends, common interests, and other things that are unique and of deep meaning to them - so to have the rug pulled out from under one of them suddenly, must be a horror akin to losing a child - that destroying all the plates in the world and throwing all manner of divorce parties could never assuage.

Then you add the Godly ordained "till death do you part" - if faithful to your vows (or remain single until then) mandate, topped of with a good dose of still loving that rug puller, and where indeed does this kind of broken person go for help ?

I don't know if it's just me - but I couldn't even imagine creating that kind of despair for my worst enemy, and never mind a long time partner in life; so I wonder if others simply possess some sort ON/OFF switch deep in their hearts, that I was born without ?
12:01 AM on 07/02/2012
Dear SuperDaveOsborn,

You get it exactly.

I never knew what despair was until my partner of 20 years left. It brought me to my knees. It broke my heart and spirit. Its been a year now to the day and I am still waiting for time to do what everyone says it does.

Thank you for what you wrote.
10:34 PM on 07/04/2012
It took me a lot of counseling to realize what you have just written.
I am currently in the process of ending a 30 year marriage. He lied and betrayed me even after I confronted him several times. It's been difficult for me to the point of job failure along with depression and anxiety. After trying to keep things together for almost four years, he's finally moved out and is living with his GF. I feel relieved, overwhelmed (at times), and just plain old disgusted. My grieving process has begun, and I am looking forward with much trepidation to rebuilding my life and moving on with or without someone.
Just because our children are grown hasn't made it any less difficult for them They are both torn by the break up, and dissapointed by their father's childish behavior. They, too, are moving on with my encouragement and ability to lead an amicable relationship with their father.
06:29 PM on 07/01/2012
Again, one of the big differences between men and women and male and female bloggers. Men write about situations, circumstances and events while talking about a topic (divorce) generally. Women write about themselves and their issues, events and circumstances because they can't talk about a topic generally.
fuddhouz
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06:21 PM on 07/01/2012
I used to drive my Greecian friends crazy by serving dinner on PAPER plates.
09:34 PM on 07/01/2012
How much does a Grecian urn?
fuddhouz
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10:00 PM on 07/01/2012
According to the late Aristotle (Telly) Savalas "Hey...not what he used to, baby!"
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quixmar
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05:48 PM on 07/01/2012
That's great advice from a plate manufacturer or retailer. "Go and bust some plates!"
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06:49 PM on 07/01/2012
Actually, it's very cathartic. I did it. Our home backed up to a wooded area. I took a whole stack of plates out to the back yard and heaved them at the trees. It felt A-W-E-S-O-M-E! I felt so much better afterwards. I got my anger out and nobody got hurt. Besides, they were old and ugly plates anyway.

I highly recommend it!
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07:17 PM on 07/01/2012
LOL. I love it, but I bet you didn't like cleaning up the mess.
09:41 PM on 07/01/2012
I would say the best therapy would be to go out and bust a nut not a bunch of plates!!
05:43 PM on 07/01/2012
i had a divorce party 17 years ago

glad to out of her claws
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05:34 PM on 07/01/2012
She needs to break the plates over his head.She is just wasting plates now.