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Madison Smartt Bell

Posted: January 18, 2010 10:16 AM

If Pat Robertson didn't say outrageously repugnant things, such as his recent remark that the devastating earthquake that leveled the capital of Haiti was Divine punishment for Haitians having made a pact with the Devil, two hundred and some years ago, to give them strength to break free of the bonds of slavery... well no one would remember that the old man was still alive!

Contemptible as his statement is--in the eyes of God and of all humanity--I'd just as soon dispose of it by ignoring it... let it fade out as the static it is. Except that it's not just static.

Trouble is, a fair number of people will take that attitude to Haiti and call it help. Trouble is, Protestant missionaries of Robertson's uncharitable stripe have been doing just that for a long time now. They have deliberately done, and continue to do, damage to Haitian culture and Haitian religion on the order of the Taliban blowing up those Buddha statues in Afghanistan.

As for Robertson's claiming that the old pact with the Devil was a true story -- well it is true in this limited way: when the Haitian Revolution began two hundred years ago the Haitians prayed to their gods to aid their struggle, as all religious people are wont to do on the brink of war, and their gods are not the same as whatever it is Robertson prays to.

I don't call myself a very good Christian but I think I know one when I see one, and I also think I know when I don't. As a general thing I don't believe in Hell, but after what he said about Haiti I think there must be a Hell just for Pat Robertson.

Now just look at me, all swole up with anger.

At this point I say to myself and whoever might still be listening that not all the Protestant missionaries in Haiti are like that--that many of them must be true Christians and I hope and pray that most of them are.

Then and only today I remembered that I know somebody just like that. In the middle of worrying and praying over so many people I know down in that landslide, I forgot until now about her. I will not say her name although she is wholly present to my mind as I write these lines, and I pray for her as best I can, not knowing if she is dead or alive. She was a girl in a church I attended for a few years when my daughter was of Sunday School age--a church of deep and sincere faith (and very few members, and no presence on TV or in the media). I did not know her or her family well, though I did know she was interested in Haiti and, before the church broke up and we all scattered, she went on a mission trip there. I've seen her since a time or two. She grew up and settled in Haiti, helping to run a very small orphanage on one of the hills of Port-au-Prince.

No matter what disagreements we might have had if we'd ever talked about it, she will always be for me what Haitians call moun lakay--a child of the house.

Here's what I'm guessing: she went down there (as in the case of so many Protestant evangelicals) to fight the Devil, face to face.

Here's what I know: I went down there to see God, face to face.

Here's the sad part (until maybe, Lord willing, we'll one day finally understand and rise above it)-- as much as we keep missing the point, we're both looking, face to face, at exactly the same thing.

 
If Pat Robertson didn't say outrageously repugnant things, such as his recent remark that the devastating earthquake that leveled the capital of Haiti was Divine punishment for Haitians having made a ...
If Pat Robertson didn't say outrageously repugnant things, such as his recent remark that the devastating earthquake that leveled the capital of Haiti was Divine punishment for Haitians having made a ...
 
 
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07:12 PM on 01/20/2010
Considering the fury with which the modern non-believer decries the influence of Christendom (yes, I mean Christendom and not Christianity) in popular media, you guys certainly seem to have cornered the blog market. Editorials of this type always seem to bring out the worst in you. You're in such a rush to disavow the Creator, you trip over yourselves in pursuit of the definitive blasphemy (yes, I mean blasphemy). Was Pat Robertson right, or wrong? Yes. God judges all flesh, and He's just warming up. Deal with it. If you think Haiti is bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. But you've heard the rumors, haven't you? That's what makes you so nervous - the thought that it might be true. You huddle like bullies on a playground, but your beef isn't with us. It's with Him. Let me explain: no, there is too much. Let me sum up: He's love to those He loves, and He's justice to the rest. I know it's tempting to play the "Well if God's so loving..." card, but consider this version if you have to say it: If God's so loving, He'd send His only Son to die a death we all richly deserve. Oh wait.... He already did.
Flame away.
01:26 PM on 01/21/2010
Blah blah blah - Robertson's hate filled rants deserve scorn. I fully agree with Bell.
09:36 AM on 01/20/2010
First of all...Let's make it clear......I'm NOT a fan of Pat Robertson.

So Mr. Bell...just curious....were you actually in Haiti on August 14, 1791 to verify that Satan's Pact didn't take place.

No...I did't think so.

So...in other words...your just offering up an opinion.

Another thing....if one sells their soul to the devil....who says the devil has to honor that pact with riches /forturnes.

Jesus Christ said it best about ol' scratch..... John 8 [44] - He was a murderer from the beginning, and abode not in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaketh a lie, he speaketh of his own: for he is a liar, and the father of it.
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07:04 PM on 01/19/2010
Fabulous. Thank you.
Excellent line:
"Trouble is, a fair number of people will take that attitude to Haiti and call it help."
That's the problem with missionaries, they know what's best, don't they?
And yes you and her,
and really everybody else,
are all looking at the very same thing:
as Camus would put it, the evidence of your own eyes.
It is what you see that makes the difference.
And most people want to see what isn't even there.
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06:27 AM on 01/19/2010
What God Looks Like in Haiti....


WHO?
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09:38 PM on 01/18/2010
There are more God fearing Christians per capita in Haiti than there are in France.
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VirginiaJeff
Waiting for the "Jennifer Government" movie
07:59 PM on 01/18/2010
Excellent story.

As someone ironically pointed out, a country that made a pact with the devil would normally be expected to enjoy materialistic luxuries like big fancy cars, wide-screen TVs, and more food than you could possibly eat ... like us.
05:59 PM on 01/19/2010
WOW. I should have read it all the way through, but thats an excellent point.
12:57 PM on 01/18/2010
Oh, no, Pat had one of his Christian Broadcasting Network producers write an article for the Virginian-Pilot claiming that the Haitians ARE cursed by the devil. The proof? They're poor.

http://vagreatblueheron.wordpress.com/2010/01/18/8957/
12:25 PM on 01/18/2010
Blaming victims for their own suffering is not an exclusive outrage to Pat Robertson and his "Christian" ilk. The common concept of karma and reincarnation acts the same way.
For instance, the subcontinent of India was a 5,000 year-old bio-experiment in hybridizing an underclass. Now the state is trying to reverse this evil with affirmative action laws. But no one, save a few "untouchables," are happy about this change. It seems the stability of a caste system can be preferable to the comparative chaos of democracy.
And that brings me to what Pat Robertson and his ilk are really up to. They will come up with any belief, no matter how vile, that supplies them with answers. Seems that some people need answers—something that controls their minds—no matter what the cost.
And in this, Pat Robertson and his ilk are no friends to democracy.
But we knew that, didn't we? They see God as a King. How close to democracy is that?
12:54 PM on 01/18/2010
Robertson and the rest of his ilk have always been pretty transparent about their desire to institute a theocracy in the USA. Anyone who has actually *read* the works of the Founding Fathers would grasp how dangerous they found this sort of people.
11:17 PM on 01/20/2010
They are experimenting with American theocracy in Uganda and are supporting legislation to kill gays. They've gone so far as to travel to Uganda and preach to the people to support legislation to kill gays.
12:22 PM on 01/18/2010
Robertson would have been OK to laugh at, had not so many dunderheads taken him seriously.
01:23 PM on 01/18/2010
... including the present Governor of Virginia.
12:15 PM on 01/18/2010
"So long as men are not trained to withhold judgment in the absence of
evidence, they will be led astray by cocksure prophets, and it is
likely that their leaders will be either ignorant fanatics or
dishonest charlatans." Bertrand Russell

or both!
01:27 PM on 01/18/2010
Yet hundreds of Pat Robertson's Regent University trained "lawyers" were stuffed into the U.S. Department of Justice by Rove and Gonzales as payback for political support from the religious right!Q
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Angie Cordeiro
We do all things with Grace which empowers us.
11:29 AM on 01/18/2010
"When the Spanish arrived in the Americas, they described a world which could scarcely have been more different from their own. Europe was ravaged by war, oppression, slavery, fanaticism, disease and starvation. The populations they encountered were healthy, well-nourished and mostly (with exceptions like the Aztecs and Incas) peacable, democratic and egalitarian. Throughout the Americas the earliest explorers, including Columbus, remarked on the natives' extraordinary hospitality. The conquistadores marvelled at the amazing roads, canals, buildings and art they found, which in some cases outstripped anything they had seen at home. None of this stopped them from destroying everything and everyone they encountered.

The butchery began with Columbus. "
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maribelle1963
Welcome to the end of the world. Coffee or tea?
01:08 PM on 01/18/2010
Ms. Cordeiro--

Thank you for posting this vital (and oft forgotten) piece of history.

Question: who are you quoting/what is your source? Thanks.
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Angie Cordeiro
We do all things with Grace which empowers us.
01:18 PM on 01/18/2010
See below...."... and also too..."thanks :-)

"Avatar and the Genocides We Will Not See
Cameron's blockbuster half-tells a story we would all prefer to forget
by George Monbiot
Common Dreams"
11:27 AM on 01/18/2010
Let's be clear here: The god who Pat Robertson worships is a mean-spirited, spiteful, grudge-bearing entity who will arbitrarily and indiscriminately punish an entire population for the sins of a few--in an earlier generation no less. Is this the same god that all of Christiandom prays to?
02:42 PM on 01/19/2010
No. Pat Robertson did not, does not, and never will speak for most Christians. He certainly does not speak for me.
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06:43 PM on 01/19/2010
Why yes. Christians pray to a god who holds them guilty of the sin (one sin) that their early ancestor Adam did. This same deity had his own son tortured to death and everyone who fails to accept this heinous crime as an act of mercy (takes twisted pretzel logic) gets tortured in an afterlife (despite torture being a crime against humanity). Your pastor wants you to send money because the god who is all knowing, all wise, and all powerful takes care of everything except finances and problems.

A deal with the devil seems much preferable to worshiping such a god.

It is best to realize that there is no such thing as a god, no afterlife, no heaven or hell, and no devil to make deals with.
When there are problems, it is up to us to send real help, not empty mutterings to a god.
10:26 PM on 01/19/2010
:-)
01:23 PM on 01/21/2010
Co-sign.
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Angie Cordeiro
We do all things with Grace which empowers us.
11:26 AM on 01/18/2010
"I'd just as soon dispose of it by ignoring it... let it fade out as the static it is. Except that it's not just static."

Seems to me that there lies the problem; ignoring less UNDERSTANDING more.

I see this whole thing as a cry from the past; picture this:

http://dialogic.blogspot.com/2010/01/george-monbiot-avatar-and-genocides-we.html

"Loving our foes, healing their woes...."
06:04 PM on 01/19/2010
Another excellent posting.
11:25 AM on 01/18/2010
I read recently an article posted on msnbc titled "Armed, resolute, church groups head to Haiti" by Mr. Dedman, and I was appalled at the article for the same reason you just pointed.

While I can't deny the much needed help of many missionary groups in Haiti, many are going there for all the wrong reason, which is to change a culture as if they are entitled through their own God to do so.

Voodoo is part of us Haitians, and no matter how you feel about it, rejecting its importance in Haitian history, culture and daily life is counterproductive and wrong.

As I said to Mr. Dedman, are the missionaries he describe in his article going to Haiti to help or to kill Haitians?

I would hope somehow that in this tragedy there will be a vetting process for the missionaries in Haiti because some may end up doing a lot more damage than good.

A few years ago, after the school collapsed in Haiti, many people warned of the impending disaster of an earthquake in Port-Au-Prince and people rarely paid attention and we see the consequence now. I would not be surprised if you have a religious tragedy much like Jonestown in Haiti from some American cult setting up camp there and taking advantage of the local's moment of doubt with their own faith after this disaster.

Ayibobo pou Ayiti!
01:37 PM on 01/18/2010
The missionaries' prohibition of birth control seems to have been their greatest accomplishment.
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VirginiaJeff
Waiting for the "Jennifer Government" movie
08:00 PM on 01/18/2010
LOL. Apparently you don't know anything about protestants.

But thanks for playing.
06:31 PM on 01/19/2010
I really don't think that would happen. If you are of Haitian decent you should know the main beliefs. I'm not saying that it's not possible, but when you make a statement like that it seems to me that you diminish the intelligence of the Haitian people. Many Haitians practice Catholicism mixed with many African religions which we call "voodoo". If the majority is catholic and other protestant faiths are in practice, how do you know there aren't any cults already in existance in Haiti? Lets be practical and not try to make these people seem to be as foolish as many educated and rich cult followers like so many american scientologist.
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10:47 AM on 01/18/2010
"As a general thing I don't believe in Hell, but after what he said about Haiti I think there must be a Hell just for Pat Robertson."

So there isn't a hell for you, just the people you don't like. Good luck with that in the afterlife. Also, don't bother calling yourself a Christian because, just like Pat Robertson, you make real Christians look bad.
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pyro
Fire in the kilns, lets fill all empty bowls.
11:15 AM on 01/18/2010
But there is no after life. Best make this one count.
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graze my back
03:48 PM on 01/19/2010
wrong
11:42 AM on 01/18/2010
If you don't want him as a Christian, there's a large contingent of non-believers who would be glad to have him. I know I have no qualms with what was said in this article.