Sunscreen to Air Freshener in 9 Easy Steps

Sunscreen to Air Freshener in 9 Easy Steps
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Do you love to have a nice smelling car, but hate to spend the money on car air fresheners? Do you ever think well air fresheners are nice, but they are a little to neat and clean for my liking? Do you have a young child? Well, have a I got a "to do" list made in heaven for you.

1) Go to the store and purchase a can of spray on sunscreen.

2) Place that can in your two year old's grubby little hands (I gave to a daughter, but i think that a son will work as well).

3) Make sure to look at the can and take false security in the plastic wrap that envelopes the can.

4) Start driving to daycare.

5) Within 20 seconds Waa-laah!

6) Your child will have sprayed the sunscreen all over the car and be crying about it.

7) Once you arrive at daycare you will see that your daughter's underpants are damp.

8) Spend a few moments playing: is that piss or is that sunscreen? Ignore the creeped out glances. It will be sunscreen (this time.)

9) Drop off kids and proceed to work in your very own "Banana Boat."

It's so easy. How did you not think of this before? I know, you are welcome.

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