I just saw a picture online of Britney's period stain and I am horrified. I don't know why they would post a picture of that and I really feel terrible about it. I think that the paparazzi have gone too far. It is just tasteless and barbaric. I am so sorry for Britney and I hope she is ok. The only thing I can think of doing to somehow make it better is to say that this has happened to me about a million times.
I am the worst when it comes to period stains. That is why I never move because my mattress is so so so so stained that whenever I change the sheets it just looks like a murder scene. I'm serious. Somebody should put crime scene 'do not cross' tape up. It's awful! I can't understand any woman who hasn't had some kind of hot menses mess. Those women are weird and probably perfect, and always get a pap smear every six months, and have never had a weight problem or worried about sitting on a white couch - and they are no friends of mine!
Every month my body completely purges everything it has been holding onto. My periods are heavy, long, arduous - old furniture and books and records come out. Gold coins and anchors and treasures and lace and shoes. It's like a big clearance sale. Everything must go! That is just the way that I am built. I am just puzzled at the idea of a pantyliner or a regular tampon. I need to stuff half an emergency room in there every 28 days or I am looking at dying everything I own black. (Here's a hot tip - if you stain something with your own blood, spit on the stain - your saliva has enzymes that will break it down.unfortunately it has to be your blood and your saliva - you can't do it for anyone else). When my Aunt Flow comes to visit - the bitch brings presents. All the feminine products I use have "overnight" on the box.
The point here is let she who is without menstrual stains throw the first tampon. Britney is not Carrie and Chris Crocker was right - leave her alone!
And I love Britney too - come on, "Gimme More" is just hot.
can't stand Britney, but even I will stand up for her right to stain. i am in my 'moon cycle' right now, and for the life of me, no matter what i do, or how i plan, there is ALWAYS (pun intended) a mark of shame on my underwear. i think the period fairy puts it there.
Won't anybody in her life take a risk and challenge her?
Those that are attached to her life must really hate her and be such cynical, selfish buttmunchers. The sycophants and enablers are literally killing her before our very eyes.
And ladies...
Your period is special, and you should make it, when possible, a time of self-pampering (long hot baths, comfort food) - and your loser boyfriends/husbands should turn off the fights/football and give you foot and lower back massages.
LOVED that show!!
Loved this post too. I can totally identify.