New Greeting Cards for Death Row Inmates

New Greeting Cards for Death Row Inmates
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At long last, those who have friends and relatives on death row will now have help communicating their deepest feelings in writing, thanks to an exciting new line of greeting cards for death row inmates!

Presented by Final Message Cards, the greetings cover a variety of situations, including this one for Father's Day:
Dear Dad, hooray! It's Father's Day!
We wish our tears could stop
We know that you'd be here with us right now
If you hadn't shot that cop.

Wedding anniversaries provide another popular opportunity to express deep emotions to death row spouses:
My darling when I married you
The moment was quite a thriller
Each day you filled with such surprises
Like finding out you're a serial killer!

Final Message's new holiday line has a touching greeting for every holiday need:
I'll be very sad this Christmas season
But where you are I won't wonder
Because I know my beloved friend will always be
Resting six feet under.

Perhaps the most popular of the death row cards are the crime-specific birthday greetings, such as:
Happy Birthday - it's so unfair
You're being blamed for strangling that nun
But rest assured when you're sizzling in the chair
A priest will be comforting your son.

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