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Greg Smith's Goldman Book Portrays Dystopian Horror Via Cheesy Anecdotes

Posted: 10/19/2012 1:51 pm

If Andrew Ross Sorkin is mad at him, then Greg Smith might just be on to something.

Until this morning, it was all too easy to laugh at the goofiness and naivete of Greg Smith's tell-all book about Goldman Sachs, "Why I Left Goldman Sachs." The bank itself is reportedly relieved that the book offers few scandalous revelations. I've read it all, and it's true: There's not much.

But then Sorkin piled on this morning, accusing Smith of having conned the New York Times into getting attention, and a $1.5 million book advance, for himself. And when you wake up in the morning and find that Wall Street's chief water-carrier Sorkin is on your side, it's time to question some stuff.

And what we may be missing amid all the laughter is the public service that Smith is doing.

Admittedly, he's not a perfect messenger. It still stretches the imagination that, in the decade-plus that Smith was with the firm, it changed from a place where clients were treated like gentle lambs into a vicious muppet slaughterhouse. It has been a vicious muppet slaughterhouse all along. Smith is either naive or being disingenuous.

Throughout the book Smith keeps trumpeting his personal value to the firm, talking about what a rock star he was, and he talks a lot about his compensation -- all evidence that maybe he really is just bitter about not getting paid a million dollars, as Goldman claims.

And much of the color in the book, which is scheduled for release on Monday, is unfortunately giggle-inducing at best: The time a managing director threw out a cheese salad to teach an intern a lesson. The time Smith saw Lloyd Blankfein naked. His going-away party at New York's SPiN ping-pong club, where "a lot of alcohol was consumed, and a lot of table tennis was played." My former colleague Liz Rappaport lists many of these details at the Wall Street Journal's Deal Journal blog.

But with this book Smith is also giving us a portrait, in Proustian detail, of a world and a mentality that is utterly alien, and should be infuriating, to most of us on Main Street.

Toward the end of the book he rattles off one muppet-fleecing scheme after another, from letting clients place mistaken orders that netted Goldman millions, to constantly switching up the firm's recommendations to clients about whether to buy or sell options on European banks in the middle of the European debt crisis, taking the opposite side of the trade each time. He says these shenanigans were jerking around European banking stocks, contributing to the panic in the market, all while Goldman was also helping hedge funds profit from the chaos and trying to win contracts to help governments sort out the mess.

He accuses the firm of making recommendations to clients in a way purely designed to help its own trading positions, which he calls "axes" and, um, Krispy Kreme doughnuts:

An axe is a position the firm wants to get rid of or a risky position it wants to shore up. The firm believes, deep down, that one outcome is going to transpire, yet it advises the client to do the opposite, so the firm can then take the other side of the trade and implement its own proprietary bet.

One way to understand this is to think of selling doughnuts. Say you own a Krispy Kreme doughnut store, and you have too many doughnuts in stock and need to sell them before they go bad. In order to drive up sales, you could say, "Our doughnuts are now fat-free!" That would technically be a lie, but it wouldn't get you sent do jail. ... Axes are something like surplus Krispy Kreme doughnuts that Goldman wants to clear from its inventory, making a compelling, but not always competely accurate, case for clients to buy them.

Of course, this should hardly be shocking. If you make a trade with Goldman and don't expect it to be screwing you somehow, then you shouldn't be making trades.

But, as Smith says he told NYT reporter Landon Thomas, "let's say this is the way things have always been done on Wall Street. Why does that make it okay?"

And maybe laughing off Smith's naivete makes it a little easier to give a pass to this sort of behavior. As Smith notes in his Afterword, these shenanigans ultimately affect many people -- from residents of Jefferson County, Alabama, to Greek citizens, to Mom-and-Pop investors -- that never asked to be involved in a trade with Goldman Sachs.

His book is yet another reminder that our capital markets are a casino where the game is rigged in favor of the house. Banks like Goldman have all of the information, and they take advantage of it. That doesn't always lead to financial blowups, but when it does, it affects all of us, and our faith in capital markets erodes a little more.

And his book also reminds us that these banks are fighting tooth and nail to make sure the game stays as rigged as possible, fighting regulation of opaque derivatives and prohibitions on proprietary trading.

Again, none of this is shocking. But it's sure worth keeping in mind.

Update: James B. Stewart of the NYT has a great review of the book, and he has done some reporting legwork, tracking down some of the interns in Smith's class, who suggest Smith may not have written accurately about the already gentle-seeming hazing his intern class got. Smith does change names in his book, which makes it harder to verify some stories. This is another potential dent in the side of the messenger, but it still does not change the message.

 
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08:35 AM on 11/04/2012
we're all hamsters on neocon "financially engineered" "financially innovated" and "politically manipulated" wheels

AIPAC & Adelson

adelson is under federal investigation for bribing Chinese officials

"Adelson’s POLITICAL NETWORK

grew in part through the trips that he and his wife took to Israel with lawmakers through

the American Israel Public Affairs Committee.

“I’ve accompanied 205 congressmen and senators to Israel,” he recalled.

“So, I spend a week with each one of ’em.

So, you must know that I have a lot of friends"

http://dyn.politico.com/printstory.cfm?uuid=A72CD8C5-43B8-437A-A8A4-B6F8BCE3CC6E

The CIA considers

Israel its No. 1 COUNTERINTELLIGENCE THREAT

bibi and kissinger still demand the release of convicted israeli spy pollard!

banksters like blankfein, dimon, rubin, summers, greenspam, bernanke...

destroyed our economy and the middle class while while stashing the cash in offshore tax havens

laughing all the way to the bank, that they own

how john paulson bankster profiteer says

"This is like a game,

and playing games is fun,”

blankfein says destroying America is "god's work"

Ellison buys a Hawaiian Island

http://blogs.forward.com/the-shmooze/158223/oracle-ceo-buys-hawaiian-island/

Ex-Citigroup CEO Sandy Weill just sold his penthouse in 15 Central Park West for a reported $88 million, making it the most expensive home ever sold in Manhattan.

(Apparently, it will be used as a kind of second dorm room for university student Ekaterina Rybolovleva, the 22-year-old daughter of Russian billionaire and fertilizer magnate Dmitry Rybolovlev).
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famullar
08:15 AM on 11/01/2012
Barclay in the header lines again "We believe that our trading was legitimate and in compliance with applicable law," Barclays spokesman Mark Lane said in an email. "We have cooperated fully with the FERC investigation, which relates to trading activity that occurred several years ago. We intend to vigorously defend this matter." It is the latest blow for the British bank, which has fired staff, clawed back pay and taken other disciplinary action after being fined $450 million by U.S. and British regulators over Libor. Earlier on Wednesday Barclays announced that the US department of justice and the securities and exchange commission were probing whether it was complying with US laws in its relationships with third parties who help it win or retain business. The FERC order suggests the agency was unable to reach a settlement with Barclays through negotiations, indicating the issue is likely to head toward an administrative court, says Craig Pirrong, an expert in energy trade regulation. I thank you Firozali A.Mulla DBA
03:28 PM on 10/28/2012
Goldman sacks and pillages. Scam artists. Why is it not fraud to encourage a customer to buy something you know is faulty and to use privileged information to bet against the very thing this unknowing person has invested their savings in?
02:53 PM on 10/22/2012
Oh boo HOO. Wall street is out to ㄡuck you. Period. Stay away from it. Now pay me for my valuable financial advice.
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Barb Hatfield
Someone has to love the broken things.
11:55 AM on 10/22/2012
I am so disgusted. Ugh...what a mess.
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Neets101
politely asking for mod squad approval
07:38 AM on 10/22/2012
FTA; "" The bank itself is reportedly relieved that the book offers few scandalous revelations."

That should read "few NEW scandalous revelations"...

/fixed that for ya...
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earthinretrograde
Information Is Power
04:22 AM on 10/22/2012
Privatize medicare. Yeah, that's a great idea.
maxfax
Taa - dah!
03:36 AM on 10/22/2012
These individuals are parasites, and we didn't need a bunch anecdotes to figure it out, as the consequences did all the work for us.
02:19 AM on 10/22/2012
a giant casino where the game is rigged in favor of the house.. It sums it up
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Michael D OBrien
12:18 AM on 10/22/2012
Picture the E-Trade baby's astonished face.[sarcasm from the face of a baby]
THIS is my reaction.
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ltague
gun makers have no shame,no soul,no family values
11:26 PM on 10/21/2012
And ALL of us under the age of 54 should invest our RETIREMENT MONEY into these Institutions because they will take Really Good Care of our Retirement Money. When you open up your account you get a Krispy Kreme Doughnut & a Business Card that says "THE HOUSE ALWAYS WINS".
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Red45
We can turn the tide
11:54 PM on 10/21/2012
Eloquent. Faved by a fan.
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ltague
gun makers have no shame,no soul,no family values
01:44 AM on 10/22/2012
Thank you!
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Andrew McLaughlin1
Too Weird to Live Too Rare to Die
12:37 AM on 10/22/2012
don't forget the free screw
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ltague
gun makers have no shame,no soul,no family values
01:44 AM on 10/22/2012
LOL!
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Molly D
11:13 PM on 10/21/2012
Plunging into stock trading at 46 with all your savings gets you one HELL of an education in the way things really work in America.
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omegapoint
Why don't you just make 10 the loudest number?
11:13 PM on 10/21/2012
Like rolling drunks eh guys. Such a noble profession.
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HamletsMill
All Myth is Astronomy
11:04 PM on 10/21/2012
How could a person who got an Economics degree from Stanford University be so smitten with the "moral integrity" of Goldman Sachs? It's laughable to anyone who knows the sordid financial history of Wall Street! This is only possible as a state of astoundingly naive consciousness if he has never read John Kenneth Galbraith's classic 1951 book "The Great Crash of 1929". It has been updated EVERY DECADE ever since mid 20th Century and still sells in every generation.

http://www.amazon.com/Great-Crash-1929-Kenneth-Galbraith/dp/0547248164

How could he have gone to Stanford and apparently never read it? I read it way back in the 1960's and there is, as I recall, at least ONE ENTIRE CHAPTER on the criminal activities of Goldman Sachs in the Summer of 1927 and 1928 with their TWO fantastic leveraged up bank holding companies that were key players in the mind bending margin stock speculation catastrophe.

Goldman Sachs very much helped cause the Great Depression which then led to the rise of Fascism in Europe and the eventual deaths of millions of human beings in war and concentration camps in WWII. How could this guy not know this?

"Lords of Finance: The Bankers Who Broke the World" (1914-1939)
http://www.amazon.com/Lords-Finance-Bankers-Broke-World/dp/159420182X

Where do people so naive come from?
02:21 AM on 10/22/2012
I thought it was t were the Gnomes of Zurich. that were behind most ot the worlds ills in that era.
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McKeaton
07:41 AM on 10/22/2012
So far, they invented the perfect financial system that works for them for the past 100 years...
No other system can replace it, yet...If China succeeds in its own system implementation...it will end banking and trasing that TBTFare used to...
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HamletsMill
All Myth is Astronomy
02:53 PM on 10/22/2012
Back in the day the only remedy for this kind of banker engineered cluster f* was World War as the new money machine to get them out of the looming disaster. But that economic solution just won't work anymore in the age of nuclear weapons. These boys (and us as hapless dupes) are now in a fine fix. Amazing, amazing stuff!
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einhverfr
Heathen Distributist
10:45 PM on 10/21/2012
The picture on the business section of HuffPo looked way too much like Justice Breyer for my liking. Our country is doomed ;-)