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Ripping My Clothes at Easter

Posted: 04/22/11 12:55 PM ET

In my days as a federal prosecutor in Detroit, I played a role in cases against Hezbollah, Chinese snakeheads, crack dealers, and brilliant counterfeiters, but this may have been the toughest one of all.

The judge was a former attorney general.

My opposing counsel was a trial skills professor, author, career public defender, world-famous advocate for victims' rights and against the death penalty, and a former Northwestern homecoming princess.

The defendant was the son of God.

Last Saturday evening, with former Virginia Attorney General Bill Broaddus as the judge and Chicago public defender Jeanne Bishop as the defense attorney, we conducted the sentencing phase of the capital trial of Christ under Virginia rules at Holy Comforter Episcopal Church on Monument Avenue in Richmond, not far from the statues of confederate heroes and the Capitol of the second most active death penalty state, behind only Texas.

The point was to juxtapose our Christianized political culture (especially in places like Virginia) with the unjust execution at the center of that faith. We cast Jesus as a criminal defendant, because if you believe that the life of Jesus on Earth was scripted by God, it must mean something that one of his most prominent roles was one he shares with the lowest among us.

I was thinking of ending my closing by ripping my shirt. Maybe grab off a button, perhaps push a finger through the fabric and jerk it upward, against the seam, until it gives.

It was not my idea. The tearing of clothes is borrowed from Caiaphus, who served as prosecutor in the Biblical trial of Christ. At the end of the trial, he becomes angry and rips his clothes while crying "Execute him! Execute him!"

That part of the story always seemed funny to me, almost slapstick. Now that I approach it as a prosecutor, though, it is beginning to make sense.

What Jesus taught does nothing less than rip at the very fabric of society's conventions. He rejected his own family, and tells a follower to neglect even burying his own father. He would undermine our economy, too, by requiring us to give what we have to be poor. In such a society, wouldn't we all want to be poor? How can an economy survive with such incentives?

Nor did he leave us a way to protect ourselves. Turning the other cheek is not our society's response to provocation, nor can it be. Surely, we cannot follow him there, or it would be our end. Even our intellectual life would be imperiled -- he rejected the educated and literate, and instead recruited to his side an ignorant fisherman as his top lieutenant.

If we take Christ's teachings literally, he devalues family bonds, the profit motive, self-defense, and even the wisdom of the learned. He leads us to a God who challenges us at every turn, and demands that his followers be constantly unsettled by the disjuncture between the society they inhabit and the demands of true faith.

To live by Christ's word, then, would be to tear at the fabric of society, as he seemed to know. It may be that in the end, that torn fabric -- of Caiaphus's shirt, of the curtain that tore when he died -- that is the truer symbol of Easter than the crocuses by the snow outside my window or even the cross itself. That tearing may be the greatest act of love, the true sign of hope, and seed of redemption for a society that is too often too sure of itself.

 
 
 
In my days as a federal prosecutor in Detroit, I played a role in cases against Hezbollah, Chinese snakeheads, crack dealers, and brilliant counterfeiters, but this may have been the toughest one of a...
In my days as a federal prosecutor in Detroit, I played a role in cases against Hezbollah, Chinese snakeheads, crack dealers, and brilliant counterfeiters, but this may have been the toughest one of a...
 
 
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Cranmer1549
Always bet on black.
10:56 AM on 04/25/2011
This antisemitic nonsense happened at an Episcopal Church? I am truly embarrassed.
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iLdoRight
Encouraging The Rightest Rightness
09:08 AM on 04/25/2011
My honest opinion based on my extensive study of the Holy Scriptures and finding out what Jesus actually believed and comparing it to what a very large number of people who claim some association to "Christianity" believe, today Jesus would not be thought of very highly and perhaps even hated for His beliefs. How so ? A while back I did a Google search after seeing a news spot on what percentage of Americans believed in "Santa" when they were children. The study was done by the ABC and the AP people and was titled "Santa Claus in America" and it said 91% of white Americans believed in "Santa" when they were children, and that means a lot of people were lying to their children and as Revelation 21:27 & 22:15 says, that is enough to keep one off God's approved list. How much would Jesus be hated if He came back and tried to get people think right ?
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James Shellhammer
11:34 PM on 04/23/2011
Where is the evidence? It must be more then what the church is telling us, other then the NT.
Also, wish people stop saying to me Happy Easter. They don't know my religion or my life.
I keep researching different religions and philosophies, so one of these days, I will find the truth.
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TYRANNASAURUS
UGH!....people taste like crap!
10:49 AM on 04/24/2011
I can understand your frustration........... People cringe when after saying something pertaining to religion to me I tell them,,,,,,,,but I'm a heathen.
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JohnyTL
10:49 PM on 04/23/2011
This might just beat out the last D&D game I saw played out.
New Yorker
Roman Catholic, Anti-DEATH, Combat Vet, Sinner
06:35 PM on 04/23/2011
Shortly I will join a Billion or so Catholics around the world in the Liturgy of the Easter Vigil, a beautiful remembrance of the Great Easter morning when Our Blessed Savior is resurrected, and proves He has conquered death for all time. This is the fulfillment of the promise of Christmas when the angels told the shepherds they were bringing tidings of Great Joy, that a Savior had been born in Bethlehem, and they wished peace on Earth to Men who did God's will. Those vast numbers have wisely placed their hope of salvation in the Lamb of God who will save them all from death, and make it clear that he has made them the Light of World that He first brought blazing to us on that first Easter Morning. Hold high the Cross, the Love of Christ proclaim. He is Risen ! Happy Easter !
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Rodger leMonde
I call them as I see them.
03:54 PM on 04/23/2011
A re enactment as opposed to a re trial. Interesting. If he is found not guilty or sent for mental evaluation or pleas out to a lesser charge, it all collapses. Two thousand years of faith turns on the pivot of His death. An impacted wisdom tooth at forty won't get the ball rolling.
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myth buster
06:51 PM on 04/23/2011
The court was corrupt in its entirety. Even the session was illegal, since it was held in the High Priest's house on the eve of a Sabbath and concluded in a single night- none of that was legal. They also suppressed exculpatory evidence, such as preventing the man whose ear Jesus had just healed from testifying, and they stacked the court by rushing it so that Nicodemus and Joseph of Aramathia wouldn't be there to vote for acquittal.
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TYRANNASAURUS
UGH!....people taste like crap!
10:51 AM on 04/24/2011
The court was corrupt in its entirety.?????

Since it's fiction............they can run their court any way they want.
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Eric Susee
Legalize Marijuana NOW!!!!!
03:38 PM on 04/23/2011
The trouble with born again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.
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TYRANNASAURUS
UGH!....people taste like crap!
10:58 AM on 04/23/2011
Re-Enacting The Trial Of Jesus...........

And from which fictional fantasy did you get the information?
New Yorker
Roman Catholic, Anti-DEATH, Combat Vet, Sinner
11:58 AM on 04/23/2011
This is the opinion of the blind and deaf who can neither see the wisdom of God in Holy Scripture nor hear it. Please pray for such poor souls that they be cured of this affliction and be saved from the eternal fires of hell. Take pity of them for, " there but for the grace of God go I "
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Eric Susee
Legalize Marijuana NOW!!!!!
03:39 PM on 04/23/2011
Please pray that he will start believing in invisible, all-powerful beings...like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
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Roman Catholic, Anti-DEATH, Combat Vet, Sinner
10:38 AM on 04/23/2011
What passed for a trial in the passion and death of Jesus was used often the the hollywood westerns. They'd have some innocent fellow and be debating whether or not to lynch him on the spot, and then someone would say, "Let's have a Trial, Then Hang Him" The Sanhedrin feared Jesus, and they saw his growing popularity among the Jews, and number of Jews that followed Jesus, and believed in Him. They wanted Jesus dead, and they were comitted to doing or saying or inventing any lie needed to Make His crucifiction happen. This was their undoing because they were then fulfilling the scriptures and making Jesus Christ, " the stone that was rejected", and now Jesus is indeed, " The Corner Stone" for all of Eternity.

Happy Easter to All ! Christ is Risen !
10:20 AM on 04/23/2011
zap-pa dapa do, yahda yahda yahda
...Here we go again
10:18 AM on 04/23/2011
Religion is just mind control.
...George Carlin
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FoxReincarnated
Red Ninja Warrior
09:55 AM on 04/23/2011
Liars, Lawyers. Same thing. So, most liars are christian, and they lie to defend people. It makes sense to me.
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Red Ninja Warrior
09:26 AM on 04/23/2011
The bible is not a history book. its annoying.
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Bianca Befana
...Teach your children well...
10:28 AM on 04/23/2011
Good morning FR! Tell the real truth...maybe you'll actually get some people to realize the Bible was written by men & approved by Constantine in Rome! Blessed Be!
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FoxReincarnated
Red Ninja Warrior
09:24 AM on 04/23/2011
Many non christians, like myself, belive jesus was a fictional character in a fancy storybook. The Christians are getting more and more wrapped up in their delusions these days. I can understand why Atheism is on the rise. WHat have the gods done for the people? Nothing. What have the people done for the gods? Nothing as well.
10:39 AM on 04/23/2011
Are atheists good people or can they do good and evil things with impunity?
07:20 AM on 04/23/2011
The short sightedness of 'modern man' is to continually compare and JUDGE what happened
2000 + years ago, or 200,000 years ago or 2,000,000 years ago by today's standards. Our
most notable failure is:
"If we take Christ's teachings literally..."
It was a different time with different problems, different beliefs, different societal mores;
different expressions, vocabulary, tools, transportation, communications, etc., etc., etc., etc.
Not everyone had a cell phone, there was not a church on every corner or a Macdonald's on
every block. Oil wasn't a problem, there were no newspapers, television, postal service, chain
stores, strip malls or a car in every garage.
We don't even try to understand the context while we insist on taking "Christ's teachings
literally". So why not take the POTUS's State of the Union address to Congress and have
those words attributed to Cleopatra or Julius Caesar or John the Baptist and see if they live
up to the standards of their day. It works just as well, doesn't it?