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Marshall Fine

Marshall Fine

Posted: September 1, 2010 10:42 AM

Movie Review: Machete

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Robert Rodriguez is one of those rare filmmakers whose movies -- for better or worse -- always come alive with his sheer enjoyment of making them.

In the case of Machete, that's a good thing. Unlike his corny kids' movies (Spy Kids, Shorts), Machete bleeds pure entertainment. Returning to the crank-it-up style Rodriguez brought to his half of the vastly underrated Grindhouse, Machete comes out swinging -- and usually what it's swinging includes an extremely sharp blade.

In fact, "Machete" was first glimpsed as a coming-attractions trailer between the two halves of Grindhouse. With its delicious catch-phrase, "You fucked with the wrong Mexican," it promised over-the-top action and a dizzying cast that ran the gamut from Jessica Alba to Lindsay Lohan, built around character actor Danny Trejo in the title role.

Rodriguez delivers on the promise of that trailer and then some. Indeed, the first 10 minutes of Machete contains more wild action than the climax of most ordinary action films.

No doubt there will be those critics who don't appreciate Rodriguez's gory aesthetic. His style here is pure drive-in exploitation film, circa 1973, right down to the choppy edits. Everything is overstated and takes the action two notches farther than you'd expect. Rodriguez is like a kid with a new toy (or an old favorite), amping things to suit his own pleasure center, perpetually asking the question, "Wouldn't it be cool if ...?"

Like, wouldn't it be cool if Machete, a Mexican federale played by the menacingly scowly Trejo, attacked a drug lord's headquarters, chopped off the hand of a guy with a gun in it, then picked up the gun, and used the severed hand to squeeze the trigger?

Or: wouldn't it be cool if Machete mounted a pair of gatling guns on a motorcycle, then flew it off a ramp, shooting bad guys as he soared through the air?

Or ... well, put it this way: If Rodriguez could think of it, he has included it in this film.

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10:26 PM on 09/06/2010
Amazing film, although I was wondering, what was the particular role of Lindsay Lohan, there? Machete Unbiased Review. http://bit.ly/c5NGhz
10:19 PM on 09/05/2010
Jessica Alba is sexy!

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10:19 PM on 09/05/2010
Danny Trejo is good!

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04:19 AM on 09/03/2010
Saw the premiere in Los Angeles. I should have waited for it to be on cable. Seriously. Not to mention the fact that even though it's supposed to be a B-Movie, it still exploits Mexicans with its cliches and stereotypes.

Save your dinero.
05:40 PM on 09/01/2010
Loved Grindhouse, Loved the trailor. But, ugh, it has Lindsay Lohan in it. That pretty much says that it's a wait until it's out on TV movie.
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Roye Barber
03:47 PM on 09/01/2010
Desperado part 4?
02:49 PM on 09/01/2010
Can't wait to watch this movie. The shotgun wielding priest will add to the interest.

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11:32 AM on 09/01/2010
Can't WAIT to see this!

The Machete trailer during Grindhouse got some of the biggest laughs of the night, and this film looks like it picks up right where it left off.

Cheech Marin as a shotgun-wielding priest? I mean, C'MON! Classic stuff.