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Movie Review: Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol

Posted: 12/16/11 08:09 AM ET

You know a tent-pole movie series is in trouble when it has to explain its title in its dialogue.

As in Tom Cruise saying, about midway through Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol, to the rest of his crew, "We're going to Ghost Protocol. Ghost Protocol is..." and then explaining exactly what Ghost Protocol is. It has something to do with being disavowed by the government -- always a risk -- and going rogue to prove your own innocence.

Which turns out to be the same thing the IMF agents are always having to do: proving their innocence after terrorists make them the fall guys for some heinous deed. (In this case, it's the dynamiting of the Kremlin to cover the theft of nuclear-missile launch codes.)

The seams are showing badly in this fourth Mission: Impossible movie with Tom Cruise as Agent Ethan Hunt. Aside from blocks of exposition about the various code words, this movie is chopped up into a collection of action packages, some larger than the others. What holds them together is a familiar excuse for a plot: the brilliant maniac who has to be stopped before he triggers a world-wide conflagration. Didn't we just see that in the Sherlock Holmes movie?

Cruise looks great for someone about to turn 50. Still, this film makes it look as though he may be about to pass the M:I franchise baton to Jeremy Renner of The Hurt Locker, who shows up here as a State Department analyst with certain, shall we say, skills and holds up his end of the action.

Hunt is teamed with Renner (as the analyst Brandt), along with Paula Patton (Precious), as a fellow operative, and Simon Pegg, as Benji, still a computer nerd but, apparently, a field agent who actually carries a weapon beside a keyboard. They're tracking a terrorist named Cobalt (Michael Nyqvist of the Swedish Millennium movies series of Stieg Larsson's books), which has them bouncing around the globe from Moscow to Dubai, then to India and elsewhere.

But the script, by Josh Appelbaum and Andre Nemec, feels too jokey without being genuinely funny. Pegg is meant to be Cruise's comic sidekick, frustrating his super-cool sangfroid with his incessant jabbering. But jabbering and saying funny things are two different animals.

The elaborate stunt and special-effect sequences still manage to be breath-taking -- but it's probably useful (and pointless) to recall that much of the appeal of the original M:I (and at least the first couple of movies) was the element of outsmarting the villains (and the audience), as opposed to outrunning or outgunning him. These films -- like the James Bond films and just about any tent-pole series out there -- are built around running and gunning, however. Which makes even the eye-popping stunts -- like Cruise almost bare-handedly crawling up the outside of the 100th floor of a Dubai skyscraper -- seem a little less special.

Cruise is hardly challenging himself as an actor with a film like this. It's fast, explosive and exciting. But where the other Mission: Impossible films were calculated to appeal to the kid in adults, this film seems aimed right at kids, period.


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MikeDu
Both salubrious and lugubrious concurrently.
09:06 PM on 12/18/2011
I can say I've never liked a single one of these films. They're 'manufactured' product like Cheetos. I recall the first one especially was jaw-droppingly awful, heightened by the fact that they had simply lifted the title from a beloved TV series and left everything we love about the show behind. Cruise is a one-note actor. He displays exactly the same degree of intensity whether he's fighting killer robots from mars or eating a sandwich at a diner. it tends to wear you down.
01:44 PM on 12/18/2011
I'm not a huge Tom Cruise fan, but G.P. is a great action film! In other words: your review sucks!
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11:24 PM on 12/17/2011
This was easily the best of the four. The only problem I had with it was how littlhttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/marshall-fine/movie-review-imission-imp_b_1153229.html?ref=entertainment#e the villain was in it.
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messy
artist, writer, adventurer
01:12 PM on 12/17/2011
It was rather good for what it was and Bird did a decent job. This is what movies are for. The "movies are supposed to make you think" trope has always been a load of crap.
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BlackJAC
It's better to be a black king than a white knight
08:03 AM on 12/17/2011
Because everybody knows what the term "Ghost Protocol" means, even the dilettante arthouse crowd who believe any and all movies made by a Hollywood studio after 1970 isn't worth seeing, huh Marshall?  I may be able to incorporate fighter pilot slang into everyday casual conversation without thinking too hard about it, but the term "Ghost Protocol" is brand new, exists only in that particular movie, and suggests something bigger than the usual disavowal The Secretary is always threatening the Impossible Mission Force with (and Ethan had experienced in the first movie) if they blunder things.
01:40 AM on 12/17/2011
won't stop it from makin' money in wide release and that's the point; do you want to brood over a 5 hour art house movie in German, win prestigious awards or entertain the kids?
01:46 PM on 12/16/2011
I haven't seen any of the films since the first one. Tom Cruise drives me crazy with his intensity. I realized one day a while ago that he's the worst part of some of my favorite movies. A Few Good Men would've been great without him. Ugh..that face he makes where he grits his teeth and stares. Sorry for the rant.
08:57 PM on 12/16/2011
Don't apologize -- I completely agree.
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RedDogBear
11:00 AM on 12/17/2011
Cruise is a terrible actor. What bugs me though is that Simon Pegg, who is actually a great comic actor is wasted on garbage like this. I guess it pays the bills.
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Ktbu Lfu
Tired of people making fun of my micro-bio
12:19 PM on 12/16/2011
Just another lame Tom Cruise vehicle. Someone needs to come up with something besides bad remakes and bad sequels.
11:46 AM on 12/16/2011
As of the morning of 12/16/11, M:I 4 has a 93% positive "Tomatometer" rating on rottentomatoes.com (out of 90 reviews, 84 are "fresh", and only 6 are "rotten"). That's a pretty remarkable ranking for an action-adventure sequel:
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/mission_impossible_ghost_protocol/

To each their own, but I'm still looking forward to seeing director Brad Bird's first foray into live action movies.
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messy
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01:10 PM on 12/17/2011
he's working on one about the great San Francisco Earthquake....then, perhaps, he could go back to cartoons.
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xenubarb
Nebulon V
11:51 AM on 12/18/2011
I hope he includes the part where the US Army blows up buildings, starting the great fire that swept through San Francisco.

Yep, that's right. Incompetence from leadership caused San Francisco to burn. Like an earthquake wasn't enough!
04:33 PM on 12/18/2011
Brad Bird and JJ Abrams (sticking around as Co-Producer) are the major reasons for me seeing this latest one. I thought Abrams's film was the BEST out of the franchise because he showed a respect for aspects of the TV series. And used that respect as a drawing board.

It sounds like Bird stepped it up.

And whatever one thinks of Cruise, I feel the Dude still has presence.
And he hand-picked Brad Bird for a reason.
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Evelyn Leopold
Veteran UN correspondent
10:27 AM on 12/16/2011
The UN press corps, the Overseas Press Club and other reporters who may write for foreign publications were invited to see the MI4 film. I assume this was because it would not take much work to translate the ever so thin dialogue into foreign lanugages. It reminds me of a director trying out extraordinary special effects and then pasting them into one film. It's not the worst film I have ever seen -- but it could qualify for the second worst.
12:07 PM on 12/16/2011
You should see more movies.
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xenubarb
Nebulon V
11:52 AM on 12/18/2011
Not at $15 a pop I don't. There's this thing called the internet...
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messy
artist, writer, adventurer
01:09 PM on 12/17/2011
Moviemakers have been wanting to blow up the Kremlin for years. After all, they keep on blowing up New York. I've seen hundreds of movies that are far worse than this.....