05/09/2011 11:26 am ET | Updated Jul 09, 2011

See Bin Laden Dye! (Not For The Sensitive)

It transpires that Osama Bin Laden got more from Ronald Reagan than just the millions of U.S. taxpayers' dollars that the Gipper gifted him through the C.I.A. in the early 1980s while Ronnie thought he was our pal and ally against them darn tootin' Russkies in Afghanistan...

It seems that Bin Laden had Bin Hidin' his gray!

Reagan famously maintained the self-delusion of his starless and bible-black follicles up till the age of 80 despite the fact that even America's entire population of three-year old immature cucumbers (and most conservatives) knew that Reagan's hair was actually as gray as a charcoal sketch of Al Gore.

Turns out that, like his early benefactor the Gipper, the fiery self-anointed Jihadist also hated that gray!

And apparently before shooting those cutesy little viral videos lambasting Americans, Jews and other infidels, he washed away that gray with Loving Care by Clairol or Grecian Formula.

How butch!

How proud his followers must be to know that their hero dyed for them...