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Posted: May 11, 2010 04:25 PM

UK Election Winner! Meet the New Toff (Same as the Old Toffs)

What's Your Reaction:

You thought that George W. Bush was an ultra-rich kid with a sense of entitlement to rule and a mission to take care of fellow millionaires?

Meet Britain's new Prime Minister: The Right Honorable David William Donald Cameron.

2010-05-06-NewPM.jpg At left: Britain's Brand-New "21st Century" Prime Minister -- David Cameron. Snapped in 1987 in his "Born To Rule" outfit -- worn by all members of The Bullingdon Club -- the UK equivalent of the elite Skull & Bones Society.

Born 1966. Raised in a fabulously wealthy family as heir to a massive family fortune. His Conservative Party is committed to passing a tax cut that will only benefit the 3,000 richest families in the UK -- including his own of course.

He was schooled at England's most expensive and most exclusive private school -- Eton -- and then attended Oxford University where he was a prominent member of the notorious Bullingdon Club.

The club -- a UK equivalent of Yale's exclusive Skull & Bones Society -- is an ultra-exclusive clique that admits only the nation's richest and brattiest trust-fund kids. Its openly declared primary activities are outlandish drinking, boisterous behavior and damaging property.

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BORN TO RULE (above): Cameron & his Bullingdon Club cronies in full regalia in 1987. The blond bombshell in the front-row is fellow Conservative Boris Johnson -- now reigning over London's citizens as their Mayor.


A well-documented typical evening while Cameron was a member in the late 1980s consisted of the members taking over one of Oxford's fanciest restaurants for the night, eating the priciest food on the menu, ordering and quaffing copious quantities of the most expensive wines and champagnes -- and then totally trashing and destroying the entire restaurant, furniture and fittings. The coup de grace at the end of each such excursion was to go up to the traumatized, distraught restaurant owner and, in a gesture that dates back to the aristocrat-peasant relationship of centuries passed, contemptuously throw wads of banknotes at the hapless owner as recompense for the massive damage caused.

That is the background of Britain's new Prime Minister -- whose only employment other than climbing the greasy pole of Conservative Party politics to become party leader was a stint as corporate flack and spin-master for a down-market TV network.

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AN OMEN?: "Damien" Cameron with the mother of his deeply-held political views

He now has the opportunity to follow in the tradition of the political hero he idolized in his youth, Margaret Thatcher, and do unto Britain's public health-care system, education system and poorest citizens exactly what he and his Champagne Charlie, Hooray Henry, Upper-Class Twit cronies did to Oxford's restaurants twenty years ago. Trash and wreck them. With the added bonus for him that, unlike his days in the Bullingdon Club when he and his fellow trust-fund brats at least paid for the damage they caused, now they can do this all for free.

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TOFFS 101: On the left: A "Champagne Charlie" -- multi-millionaire Frank Zacharias Robin Goldsmith ("Oh, just call me Zac") son of Sir James Goldsmith -- the ruthlessly amoral tycoon Oliver Stone used as the model for the British shark who savages Gordon Gekko in "Wall Street". On his right, "Hooray Henry" -- better known by his full name -- The Right Honorable Tarquin Fin-Tim-Lin-Bin-Whin-Bim-Lin-Bus-Stop-F'tang-F'tang-Ole-Biscuit-Barrel


The nation's money is already spoken for. Massive tax giveaways for the richest 1% and special business favors (for services rendered) to Rupert Murdoch.

As we've all seen, it's a recipe for economic success that worked so well for his fellow "compassionate" conservative, George W. Bush.

However, though he came from a sheltered background of white, monied privilege, Cameron has had major success in his oft-pronounced claim that he would modernize and broaden the Conservative Party's public face. Prior to Cameron's leadership, the party's Members of Parliament were primarily white, male and avowedly "straight". Now, after just five years of Cameron's diversification program, only 97% of the Conservative Party's MPs are white, only 77% are male and a whopping 3% are openly gay.

(While 97% claim to be heterosexual, the party -- like the US Republican Party and the right-wing clergy -- contains a considerable number of closeted, self-hating homosexuals who lash out at gays at the drop of a beret. One leading spokesman got in hot water during the recent election campaign for forgetting the party's new public veneer of tolerance towards the LGBT community and announcing that he favored hoteliers being able to discriminate against gays. A few years ago another prominent Conservative was found dead in his mansion with a noose round his neck, a plastic garbage bag over his head, wearing a very fetching French maid stockings and garters set and a large navel orange stuffed in his mouth. His private lifestyle, apparently, was in contradiction with his Conservative public face. Not to mention his taste for frilly underwear and citrus fruits.)

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OUR ONLY HOPE: The cynical way Rupert Murdoch's UK gutter-tabloid The Sun hustled Cameron to its blue-collar readers. (The "OUR" of course refers to Murdoch's News International mega-corporation -- not the millions of working-class Sun readers who will be economically raped and pillaged to pay for tax cuts that will massively engorge Murdoch's already swollen empire).
 

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You thought that George W. Bush was an ultra-rich kid with a sense of entitlement to rule and a mission to take care of fellow millionaires? Meet Britain's new Prime Minister: The Right Honorable Da...
You thought that George W. Bush was an ultra-rich kid with a sense of entitlement to rule and a mission to take care of fellow millionaires? Meet Britain's new Prime Minister: The Right Honorable Da...
 
 
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04:58 PM on 05/17/2010
I think this pretty much sums it up:

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Sparky Mahoney
01:21 AM on 05/13/2010
Well, in all fairness the English only had two evils to choose from. This one at least is untested, and therefore logically the lesser evil of the two. Give it 4 years and we'll see what happens. If the people are going to let themsevles be screwed over you can't really blame the people doing the screwing can you?
09:59 PM on 05/12/2010
wow Cameron isn't perfect, but to compare him to Bush is harsh. Everyone has their opinion but Cameron less rough around the edges as Bush and nowhere near as impulsive as Bush(and Cheney)

In this coalition I think it could be good as the Lib Dems will be able to curb some of the right wing policies of the Tories and bring them more to the centre. Not all of them but some, after all Cameron needs Clegg and needs him (slightly more) than Clegg needs Cameron (to be seen working in Government, give him credibility in the next election?).
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werba
11:43 AM on 05/12/2010
There are vast differences between Cameron and Bush. Bush owed his 'success' solely to his father's position and not to any talent of his own - Bush was a C student, Cameron an intellectual by comparison - Bush's presidency was established courtesy of a Supreme Court stuffed with his daddy's appointees - Cameron's Prime Ministership was hammered out with Clegg and others.

As for 'protecting the rich,' I wish! The Tories have already had to scrap the pledge to raise the Inheritance Tax threshold... what's next? By the way, IHT in UK begins at £350,000 - compare, please, to US, where it's what.... $2 m?
10:10 AM on 05/12/2010
Dear Martin Lewis,
Greetings from one former resident of Ashtead to another.
Unfortunately, I find your efforts to denigrate Cameron with tales of his youthful misdemeanours deeply hypocritical. I quote from your own website:
(Martin Lewis) "His formal education ended at the age of 14, when he was expelled from one of Britain's most exclusive private schools for inserting the - very premature - death notice of his Latin tutor in the world’s most famous newspaper The Times (of London) "
Reminds my of that old saying about glass houses ....
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den1953
The National Inquire of Politics the GOP!
08:11 AM on 05/12/2010
Good thing there might be some balance and common sense to real the new Prime Minister back to reality!
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SEQUOIABISON
President of the Sequoia Bison Society a non profi
08:03 AM on 05/12/2010
Apparently the British voters have not forgotten that the Labour Party under the leadership of Tony Blair became the "Lap-Dog" for the W administration and followed our warmonger president into Iraq.

This is payback against the Labour Party for getting the Brits into an unethical, unnecessary war that contributed greatly to the crash of their economy and the worldwide recession that followed.
08:28 AM on 05/12/2010
This is the biggest reason my countrymen have expressed in recent days,dragging us into Iraq and then trying to cover up the insanity of it.
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gavrielle
Empty... Empty... Empty...
10:15 AM on 05/12/2010
That may be true, but your countrymen having a fit of pique and electing a party led by a man whose main objective is to drive them back down into their proper places is going to be a high price to pay for it.
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Yepperday
07:39 AM on 05/12/2010
And yet I have British liberal friends who voted this guy in because of their disgust with the immigration polices of the previous government. I hope they know what they just let themselves in for. I tried to warn them, but ....
07:16 AM on 05/12/2010
Mr Lewis please contract Maurice Gran i think we need a new series of "The New Statesman'.
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proshot22
RLTW! 3/75th '05
02:22 AM on 05/12/2010
God save the Queen..... from her Prime Minister!
01:30 AM on 05/12/2010
By resigning abruptly, Gordon Brown demonstrated yet again that he can play cutthroat politics, British-style. By leaving early he's marginalized Clegg by removing the sole motivator for the Tories to make nice. Cameron can now offer Clegg a take-it-or-leave-it deal, - and Clegg'll take it!

These two parties are like oil & water. The coalition won't hold for long, and in the meantime, well.... let's get on a with some austerity for the masses, shall we??, Oh, and tax cuts for the top 1% income bracket, - that's much needed, and by Jove, we need more petrol tax, more whisky tax, and by golly, lets raise public transportation costs for the masses and cut their subsidies. Oh, and the inheritance tax? My god, I shudder at the mere mention of it, its unfair and prevents the establishment of dynasties, which is, of course, the right, the essence, the very raison D'etre de la corps, don't you know?

And the poor Lib-Dems! They'll be dragged along for the ride, and they deserve every bump! The rank & file will desert Clegg en masse, if he doesn't jump ship first. I'd give this non-sensical abomination about 9 months to live.

And then???? Oh, ... AND THEN! ....Along comes Mr Millibank, or the unfortunately named, Mr. Balls to the rescue and we'll see a labour government within 1 year. Gordon Brown took one for the team He did it with style and some well-disguised nastiness, as is his wont.
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piul05
Are you looking at my ears?! (Mo-om!!!)
04:13 PM on 05/12/2010
That's exactly what I wrote yesterday.

Gordon Brown's early exit paves the way for a stronger Labour challenge, comes the autumn.

Clegg, having made his bed with the Tories, will now have to work hard at making it work;, otherwise that's the end of the Lib-Dems, whose numbers were vastly swollen by Labour voters unhappy with their party's turn to the right. Cameron will probably try and make it work at the beginning, too, because he knows he's the one who lost this election miserably - after Iraq, the economy, MPs' expense scandals and several other issues, winning it should have been a doddle. But it wasn't. If anything, and unlike what the Daily Mail, Faux News and Co. want to make us believe, it proves that Britain does not want a return to the Thatcher's years.

So, I guess, after exchanging niceties and platitudes for a few weeks, we'll see the Social Democrat wing of the Lib-Dems clashing with the Thatcherite/Tebbitte wing of the Tories (Prime-minister included). The economy won't have improved by then, PR and Europe will be causing their nerves to fray, and the fall-out will be to big for them to ignore.

I give it some 5 months until the next elections and Labour, if they convince the general public that they've ditched Blair's toxic legacy, might be in with a chance.
11:24 PM on 05/11/2010
What a shame this whole UK situation. The Lib Dems are never going to get the proportional system. The Labour Party should never negotiate with the the Lib Dems now. Let these Lib Dems go to bed with the eviI right winger Tories, loose the Labour votes that went to the Lib Dems, and let them pick up some Tory votes their way. It's all a matter of time until this fake "coalition" will be shown to be a fraud and Labour will win the next election.
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Coloradogary
11:14 PM on 05/11/2010
Speaking of Yale University's Skull & Bones Society, it would be nice if they would return Geronimo's skull to Mrs. Tony (Ada) Fasthorse of Walsenburg, Colorado, so she can lay her great great grandfather's bones to rest on Apache tribal lands.
ThinkCreeps
Seriously, it's time.
10:49 PM on 05/11/2010
Give him a break - when he was young and foolish, he was young and foolish.

Unlike W, he's not a complete idiot, and it's not clear that he's surrounded by evildoers either (Murdoch excepted, but that's a necessary ring to kiss in exchange for electability when the UK media's largely owned by him and other unpleasant oligarchs).

It's also possible that Clegg might have insisted that he rein in his personally-enriching tax breaks.
GuiltyUndertaker
no se mata la justicia!
10:29 PM on 05/11/2010
It's a shame, but I know so many Americans who would not be outraged by the story of the over-priviledged preppy twits trashing the restaurant. There are too many Americans with the attitude that says that behavior is all right as long as you pay for the damages. Too many Americans think because you CAN do something it means you SHOULD do it. Destroying a restaurant or some other business is wrong! I thought conservatives glorified hard-working samll-business people.
11:01 PM on 05/11/2010
Speak for yourself, you miscreant. I know NO Americans who would think or would ever 'trash a restaurant'. Who are you to speak in such gross generality?
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Jeffreygeez
06:15 AM on 05/12/2010
Do not take that statement too literally. The point was that in America many think money buys everything Never mind broken bar stools, it's the souls some think they own with their money.

The point is pointed in the right direction.
09:05 AM on 05/12/2010
Gussmith, Guilty said that s/he knows many Americans who would not be outraged. That was no generality. S/he qualified (limited) the statment to people s/he knows -- that is NOT saying that all Americans are as s/he describes. Perhaps you have the good fortune to have a circle of acquaintances free of such types. Nonetheless, these destructive types do exist in virtually every culture.