Trump Campaign Downgraded To Category 3 Storm

Trump Campaign Downgraded To Category 3 Storm
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Deprived of media oxygen due to days of hurricane coverage, sanity returned as Americans turned away from Trump's raucous winds of anarchy. "We've seen Peak Trump," said meteorologist Windy Streets, "And nature found a solution."

The stormtrooper surge that initially fueled Trump's rise has left the nation's roadways littered with nothing more than a few broken limbs and downed lines of power. "We'll have the nation back up and running by January 20," predicted Florida Power and Light high voltage lineman Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.

On the horizon is debate #2 but the lure of Green Bay Packers counter-programming may prove too much of a temptation for Trump's white male supporters. "Trump brought out the teenager in all of us," confided Midwest Campaign Coordinator Bull Hinkley, "But in the end, teenagers don't vote."

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